Catholics lol

spono

Tomorrow is Lent, so I hear, that magical time of year when you see people with creepy ass black crosses on their faces.

What do you all plan to do about it?


I think I should walk around all day handing out wet-naps.

[y/n]?

Hello

what the fuck are you talking about you douche

Raneados

I think you should stop being a bigot and let people practice their religion in whatever ways they want to

Staleghoti

Sounds productive.

You'll probably get punched a few times.
Christians are violent


Violent

Menace

lol puns

As7

I'm giving up sex with females.

It makes me feel better to think of it like that.

Axim

man i don't know what kind of crazy shit your family does for lent but from your description i have made a rough sketch

Meissnerd

This is about the fifth Lent thread. Surprising, considering where they're being posted.

People really dig giving things up for 40 days.

spono

Thanks Axim, now I don't get to sleep ever again.

Jordyn

Oh is it time to talk about Lent again we haven't already done that like 6 times today.

Monkeybomb

I'm giving up knowing who the hell spono is for Lent.

anarcake

Fight the power
Don't give up anything for lent

Indict the system by doing things exactly the same

Marblehead Johnson

For Lent this year, I gave up Catholicism. It's working so far.

spono

Fine fine if there have already been 6 thousand threads like this then just lock it somebody.

ChicoBlue

Cath lick. ol

Whipstitch Zombie

I AM GIVING UP RELIGION LOL I AM SO FUNNY

Abracadaniel

I'm going to let people practice their beliefs in whatever way they wish, so long as it is a personal thing that doesn't affect me.

anarcake

oh man that joke gets better every year

Menace

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

I AM GIVING UP SOMETHING I ALREADY DON'T DO LOL I AM SO FUNNY

Air

ill give up charity

Abracadaniel

Okay everybody, leave the thread, I'll hit the lights on the way out.

Hybrid

I had no idea that it was lent. And I plan to forget about it in a few minute after reading this thread.

so yeah

Abracadaniel

Your sig says people were hunted down and torn to bloody pie.

How does one tear someone into a pie?

#pipe

so it turns out Anglicans and Catholics might join forces to form

Ultra Church

Meissnerd

What

The Queen is way cooler than the Pope

Butters

Of the many things that bug me about Catholicism, Lent really isn't one of them. I don't see how encouraging people to give up a vice and not pig out on beef for a little while is such a bad thing.

Hybrid

Pieces. It got cut off.

like the pieces of the people in the chamber lol

Abracadaniel

#pipe wrote: »

so it turns out Anglicans and Catholics might join forces to form

VOLTRON

Abracadaniel

oh right the people in the chamber lol

Air

Menace wrote: »

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

I AM GIVING UP SOMETHING I ALREADY DON'T DO LOL I AM SO FUNNY

not when you put it like that

anarcake

oh I get it hash pipe

DarkPrimus

Meissnerd wrote: »

What

The Queen is way cooler than the Pope

I read this as "The band Queen is way cooler than the Pope".

Which is even more true than the actual statement.

Hybrid

they should all have a cool-fight

Abracadaniel

anarcake wrote: »

oh I get it hash pipe

I honestly only got that a day or two ago.

Meissnerd

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

What

The Queen is way cooler than the Pope

I read this as "The band Queen is way cooler than the Pope".

Which is even more true than the actual statement.

I agree totally.

Jordyn

I'm giving up jokes.

Abracadaniel

That's not something to joke about Jordyn.

Jordyn

Giving up jokes wouldn't be much of a sacrifice for you, eh SH?

Jordyn

Shit, I'm fucking up Lent already.

Abracadaniel

YOU ARE MAKING PANCAKE JESUS CRY WITH YOUR LENT BREAKING

Penguin Incarnate

One of these days, I'd like us as a forum to look at one of these political or religious threads and collectively say, "No, not today."

Maybe next time.