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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Fuck my fucking whore of a fucking ex-wife. She's suing me for emotional damages and lost wages due to slander. I was served when I walked out of the fucking door at work. That useless fucking bitch. My hands are still fucking shaking with anger.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    rented deus ex

    hooray red box!

    did i tell you this is what i did yesterday

    no

    I am excite :0

    i just passed the "intro" level.

    gettin' to the meat and taters. clearly red box deux ex is a wise choice.

    dyin a lot in dis game :(

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Agh goddamn this fucking customer. I have spent all day moving things by pixels because she has to everything just so on this fucking page. And it looks like ass no matter what she wants out of it.

    I looked at the statistics last week. The only people who visit this page are me and her!

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    chu. do you want to do the thing.

    what thing

    don't play with my heart, boy

    where we have 40 minutes of pleasure.

    or hate every second of it.

    Oh. Do you think other cool people are up for it? Don't really want to play with pubs right now.

    i know OnTheLastCastle said he was down to clown.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Holy shit, Thoma. That's fucking bullshit. :(

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    chu. do you want to do the thing.

    what thing

    don't play with my heart, boy

    where we have 40 minutes of pleasure.

    or hate every second of it.

    Oh. Do you think other cool people are up for it? Don't really want to play with pubs right now.

    i know OnTheLastCastle said he was down to clown.

    I would also be down for some of this possibly pleasurable experience which shall not be named.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User
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    Why are the letters on that jar written backwards?

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    rented deus ex

    hooray red box!

    did i tell you this is what i did yesterday

    no

    I am excite :0

    i just passed the "intro" level.

    gettin' to the meat and taters. clearly red box deux ex is a wise choice.

    dyin a lot in dis game :(

    me too. i just decided to switch to LoL.

    make the right choice. also it turns out other dudes die just about as easily as you do. so keep that in mind.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Holy shit, Thoma. That's fucking bullshit. :(

    Yes, it is a steaming fucking mound of bullshit. What the fuck do I need to fucking do to get this goddamned psycho bitch out of my damn life?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    man, thom

    I'm sorry that she won't you leave you alone :(

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Star Wars WoW is not a good sales pitch for TOR. D:

    This is why so many people are so ill-informed about the nature of the game.

    What do you mean? Im bad at reading comprehension

    Eh, I think I spoke too quickly. I meant that they hadn't really advertised the game as being space WoW, so lots of people are surprised when they discover that it's basically space WoW. But now that I think about it, it takes all of 5 minutes of looking at the game to see its roots and anyone who can't tell what it is probably isn't paying very much attention.

    oh ok, yeah I like it but I do agree I was disappointed when I played it and found out it was space wow

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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User
    hey skip, I'm about to head down south to a friends house so I can deliver dis salsa to you on the way

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Fuck my fucking whore of a fucking ex-wife. She's suing me for emotional damages and lost wages due to slander. I was served when I walked out of the fucking door at work. That useless fucking bitch. My hands are still fucking shaking with anger.

    Nasty stuff, sorry Thom.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Fuck my fucking whore of a fucking ex-wife. She's suing me for emotional damages and lost wages due to slander. I was served when I walked out of the fucking door at work. That useless fucking bitch. My hands are still fucking shaking with anger.

    That sucks, but I've watched a few CSI shows in my day, and you should never post your emotional response to such matters publicly.

    Or else the slimey lawyer lady brings it against you in court.

    And Sam Waterston and his hot lady lawyer friend get in an argument about privacy issues.

  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Holy shit, Thoma. That's fucking bullshit. :(

    Yes, it is a steaming fucking mound of bullshit. What the fuck do I need to fucking do to get this goddamned psycho bitch out of my damn life?

    How long ago was the divorce?

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    chu. do you want to do the thing.

    what thing

    don't play with my heart, boy

    where we have 40 minutes of pleasure.

    or hate every second of it.

    Oh. Do you think other cool people are up for it? Don't really want to play with pubs right now.

    i know OnTheLastCastle said he was down to clown.

    I am and I was just friending you as chu invited me. I am showered and fresh like daiisy.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Holy shit, Thoma. That's fucking bullshit. :(

    Yes, it is a steaming fucking mound of bullshit. What the fuck do I need to fucking do to get this goddamned psycho bitch out of my damn life?

    Sorry, man. I like you so it'll work out. I am an excellent judge of character. :)

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    That's lame, Thom. Sorry.

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    Mario Kart: my Macbook reverses all photos.

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Did someone say something about the King of Spain?

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Fuck fuck fuck. If you want your document to be AP style, just make it a goddamn PDF and do it yourself! You'd think I was a damn intern, doing bullshit busy work for some crazy person's stupid idea of important changes.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    rented deus ex

    hooray red box!

    did i tell you this is what i did yesterday

    no

    I am excite :0

    i just passed the "intro" level.

    gettin' to the meat and taters. clearly red box deux ex is a wise choice.

    dyin a lot in dis game :(

    oh man. turrets.

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    I am really looking forward to stealthing in Human Revolution. It sounds way better than the shitty not-stealthing I'm doing in Deus Ex.

    DX:HR does a much better job of making the "fuck this sneaky shit, I'm going to kill every motherfucker in the room" playstyle more workable than the original does. There are still times you very much want to sneak around things (or hack the security system to make tripping alarms work in your favor), but there's less "have fun getting one-shotted by that guard who spotted you duck-walking around" to be had.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Oh, god damn it. Now I look like an ass because I didn't turn the page before posting.

    That sucks, Thom. All my hugs and rage-fist shaking. :\

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote:
    That's lame, Thom. Sorry.

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    why o_O

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    And who designed this page, anyway? It's tables all the way down! Fucking retard!

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Fuck my fucking whore of a fucking ex-wife. She's suing me for emotional damages and lost wages due to slander. I was served when I walked out of the fucking door at work. That useless fucking bitch. My hands are still fucking shaking with anger.

    That sucks, but I've watched a few CSI shows in my day, and you should never post your emotional response to such matters publicly.

    Or else the slimey lawyer lady brings it against you in court.

    And Sam Waterston and his hot lady lawyer friend get in an argument about privacy issues.

    Screw her. I haven't slandered her. Every damn story I've told about her is true.
    Ryadic wrote:

    How long ago was the divorce?

    It was finalized a couple of years ago.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Do you think she's going to succeed at all, Thom? Or is she just trying to be a thorn in your side?

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    There! It's down "two font sizes" and flush right and I tightened the white space "just a tad." Take your changes and like them!

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Do you think she's going to succeed at all, Thom? Or is she just trying to be a thorn in your side?

    I doubt it. Slander requires that my words actually did some harm to her. Got her fired, etc. She has to prove both harm and that I lied. I didn't lie. I don't even exaggerate my stories about her. The most she could do is annoy me and make me spend money. Or she could be hoping I just settle and make her go away. That option isn't happening. Not one fucking dime. I will be homeless before I give her a penny.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Do you think she's going to succeed at all, Thom? Or is she just trying to be a thorn in your side?

    I doubt it. Slander requires that my words actually did some harm to her. Got her fired, etc. She has to prove both harm and that I lied. I didn't lie. I don't even exaggerate my stories about her. The most she could do is annoy me and make me spend money. Or she could be hoping I just settle and make her go away. That option isn't happening. Not one fucking dime. I will be homeless before I give her a penny.

    Good luck with it all. If you want to talk, I can get on AIM, just let me know. :(

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Do you think she's going to succeed at all, Thom? Or is she just trying to be a thorn in your side?

    I doubt it. Slander requires that my words actually did some harm to her. Got her fired, etc. She has to prove both harm and that I lied. I didn't lie. I don't even exaggerate my stories about her. The most she could do is annoy me and make me spend money. Or she could be hoping I just settle and make her go away. That option isn't happening. Not one fucking dime. I will be homeless before I give her a penny.

    Good luck with it all. If you want to talk, I can get on AIM, just let me know. :(

    Thank you but I need to get ready to go out in a bit. Just need to get a little more composed.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Fuck my fucking whore of a fucking ex-wife. She's suing me for emotional damages and lost wages due to slander. I was served when I walked out of the fucking door at work. That useless fucking bitch. My hands are still fucking shaking with anger.

    take it's not small claims court? guess you gotta lawyer up. Good luck.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Also, where did she say you were slandering her? Like on the internets, to her friends or what

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Fuck my fucking whore of a fucking ex-wife. She's suing me for emotional damages and lost wages due to slander. I was served when I walked out of the fucking door at work. That useless fucking bitch. My hands are still fucking shaking with anger.

    take it's not small claims court? guess you gotta lawyer up. Good luck.

    Nope, it's court court and she's suing me out of state.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Dad diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Dunno what stage yet. Anyone know anything about cancer stages and the like? The tumor itself was less than a centimeter in size, but there was a second small tumor in an adjacent lymphnode as well. Basically anything that touched the cancerous region and anything that touched anything that touched the cancerous region was completely removed in a Whipple.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Is there a way to turn off personalized results on Google?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Also, where did she say you were slandering her? Like on the internets, to her friends or what

    To her friends, family and employers. The documents seem to be vague. But I doubt it's here. That would be libel I think.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    Dad diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Dunno what stage yet. Anyone know anything about cancer stages and the like? The tumor itself was less than a centimeter in size, but there was a second small tumor in an adjacent lymphnode as well. Basically anything that touched the cancerous region and anything that touched anything that touched the cancerous region was completely removed in a Whipple.

    It sounds like they caught it early. Good luck to you and your dad, hopefully he recovers well.

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