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New State Slogans

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is Wyoming even a real state?

    if you consider Hell a state, sure.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Welcome to Rhode Island!
    You are now leaving Rhode Island.
    Spoiler:

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Washington State: FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK

    Yes.

  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kentucky:
    "We wear shoes, assholes."

  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Washington:

    More flannel than a lumberjack convention.

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    oh by the way, Chattanooga gets WAY more rain than Seattle

    most of Tennessee is considered a rainforest

    That's not the point. Many places get more inches of rainfall annually than Seattle, but in Seattle it rains much more often than most places.

    aw I'm just sayin', dawn

    it rains all the damn time in chattanooga

    it sucks because it will feel warm for like a day and then it will rain at night and be cold as balls the next morning

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    damnit all of a sudden all of my thoughts are in the voice of Brock Samson

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Washington:

    More flannel than a lesbian convention.

    fixed

  • Illinois

    You mean like Chicago?

  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    damnit all of a sudden all of my thoughts are in the voice of Brock Samson

    That is pretty awesome.

    Like, I had a period where all my thoughts were in the voice of Morgan Freeman, just cause he narrates so well.

    He seems to project beyond himself, exerting a kind of Reggie Field that dogs and many birds find unpleasant. Hearing a man speak with this much drive and confidence about an imaginary plumber is sort of enthralling.
  • jpegjpeg Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    damnit all of a sudden all of my thoughts are in the voice of Brock Samson

    That is pretty awesome.

    Like, I had a period where all my thoughts were in the voice of Morgan Freeman, just cause he narrates so well.

    Dammit now I've got Morgan Freeman inside my brain too.

    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    damnit all of a sudden all of my thoughts are in the voice of Brock Samson

    That is pretty awesome.

    Like, I had a period where all my thoughts were in the voice of Morgan Freeman, just cause he narrates so well.


    I've been really sick and two nights ago my throat was so messed up that I sounded exactly like Roy LaFontaine, so I walked around the house all night annoucning things like the movie guy.

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  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oregon
    "We've got beer. No seriously, we have tons of beer, you should come over and hang out."

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    oh by the way, Chattanooga gets WAY more rain than Seattle

    most of Tennessee is considered a rainforest

    That's not the point. Many places get more inches of rainfall annually than Seattle, but in Seattle it rains much more often than most places.

    aw I'm just sayin', dawn

    it rains all the damn time in chattanooga

    it sucks because it will feel warm for like a day and then it will rain at night and be cold as balls the next morning

    Balls are pretty cold. What's that all about?

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Washington:

    More flannel than a lesbian convention.

    fixed

    Thank you.

    I aaaalmost went for that, but I have a lesbian friend that would have kicked my ass. And I don't really want to get my ass kicked. It kinda sucks.

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  • edited February 2007
    Washington:

    More flannel than a lesbian convention.

    fixed

    Thank you.

    I aaaalmost went for that, but I have a lesbian friend that would have kicked my ass. And I don't really want to get my ass kicked. It kinda sucks.

    California
    "More lesbians than a flannel convention"

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    california
    greener herbs, greener cards

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  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Georgia
    "Book free since '63"

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    California
    "If you have chronic headaches we have medicinal chronic!"

  • PojacoPojaco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    California
    "If you have chronic headaches we have medicinal kronik!"

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why do you krunk everything I post?

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    actually chronic as a strain is long dead

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    well la dee da mr scientist.



    la dee da.

  • AHH!AHH! Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Florida

    "I have a rap star living down my street :U"

  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maryland

    "Combining the urban decay of the north and the casual racism of the south for over 100 years."

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wyoming: The wind blows so often you will not even notice it!
    You want something? Well you have to drive way over there for it!


    New Mexico: The land of entrapment

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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User
    edited February 2007
    I wish we could do a Counties of Britain slogan thread.

    Except half of them would be 'Look we are near to London' and the others would be 'I fuck farmyard animals'

    If I ever emmigrate, its gonna be to fuckin Australia I swear to god.

    He seems to project beyond himself, exerting a kind of Reggie Field that dogs and many birds find unpleasant. Hearing a man speak with this much drive and confidence about an imaginary plumber is sort of enthralling.
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Canada
    May as well start working on a state slogan now.

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    District of Columbia

    Charming like the North, Efficient like the South

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Washington State: FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK

    I hate that man

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Michigan:
    Fuck Toyota

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    South Dakota
    Seriously, I can just type anything here. No one'll ever see it.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Washington State: FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK

    I hate that man

    fuck you, move somewhere else

    he was here first

  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Washington State: FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK

    I hate that man

    fuck you, move somewhere else

    he was here first

    Fuck car insurance

    and stupid commercials!

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User
    edited February 2007
    New Mexico
    Come on vacation, leave on probation

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  • edited February 2007
    Texas
    "Remember Mexico, better wages are only a hop, skip and a jump away!"

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wyoming
    Week-long rodeos and hating gays since whenever we became a state.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    South Dakota
    Seriously, I can just type anything here. No one'll ever see it.

    Winner.

    Or maybe something along the lines of 'sorry we dont know the way to Michigan'

    He seems to project beyond himself, exerting a kind of Reggie Field that dogs and many birds find unpleasant. Hearing a man speak with this much drive and confidence about an imaginary plumber is sort of enthralling.
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Canada
    May as well start working on a state slogan now.

    haha

    Kansas
    Hopefully, you're not in it anymore.

    SoaL wrote: »
    orikae you have an infectious excitement for this stuff

    i really believe in the expressive and transformative power of language. the proper sequence of words, placed just so, can change your entire worldview. it can change your life.
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New Mexico: What you looking at Holmes?!
    Wyoming: Where the skies are gray year round

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