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I DEMAND TAMALES

DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Man, fucking tamales dudes. They can be so fucking good you don't even know. Unless you do and then welcome to the fucking tamale club (not the tamale fucking club though).

For those of you poor, ignorant, deprived savages that aren't familiar with the amazing tamale, it is a wonderfully diverse and adaptable edible parcel.

I mean, look at this tasty shit:
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The defining feature of a tamale is that it's a pocket of masa de maiz, or corn meal dough that is wrapped either in corn husks or plantain/banana leaves and then steamed. They can be stuffed with delicious meats, or just vegetables, they can even be sweet instead of savory! They can be spicy as fuck or mild enough for spice babbies to enjoy. In other parts of south America they even use other types of leaves, like chard leaves that you can eat with the tamale instead of unwrapping it. Tamales steamed in plantain/banana leaves have a wonderful sweet, earthy flavor imparted to the masa and one version of Oaxaca tamales is chicken in mole sauce steamed in plantain leaves. So fucking good.
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Are you fucking hungry yet?
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Fuck bad tamales though. With their dried out masa, they are a crime against nature. But a good tamale with moist, succulent masa and delicious filling of your choice can be a wonderful thing indeed. Unfortunately good tamales are quite time consuming to make from scratch, so if you don't have purveyor of good tamales near you or a Mexican grandmother who is willing to slave away for hours for good food, you're pretty much shit out of luck. Sorry England, your loss.

Let's drool over tamales together.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Fizzy Cotton CandyRegistered User regular
    Looks pretty gross, yo.

    Enchiladas though; enchilada.jpg

    That there is a tasty meal.

    Butts
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That looks like an enchilada a bitch would eat.

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    Why can't this be both about fucking tamales and tamale fucking?

  • Lost SalientLost Salient cap x bucky brotp 'til the end of the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2011
    GIVE ME THOSE DAMN TAMALES DRUHIM

    DAMALES IF YOU WILL

    Lost Salient on
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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    I have been looking for a place that makes good tamales all summer

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    never had one but i should try!

  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    My only issue with tamales is that sometimes they can be made too sweet. Not like mole sweet, but just sort of sweet. I am more a fan of savory tamales.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 The Other Twin (Not the bug one)Registered User regular
    Now I will never stop drooling over tamales

    Darn it

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I love both sweet and savoury tamales

    and ones that combine the two, like meat with chocolate

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    For a while there a coworker was bringing in a few dozen homemade tamales with a fresh tomatillo salsa made by someone's grandma once a month.

    Those motherfuckers were amazing.

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
    League/XBL: Amalockh
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Squall wrote: »
    never had one but i should try!

    Come visit and we will get tamales.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh man rhylith, I love a good tomatillo salsa

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    This thread has sealed it, I'm getting taco truck for lunch.

  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    It was super spicy and tasted amazing.

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
    League/XBL: Amalockh
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Dru let's go get food

    I am now hungry you JERK

  • simulacrumsimulacrum 食べる 作る笑う二人ドゥビドゥバ Registered User regular
    Homemade tamales are the best.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    I love

    tamales and beach volley ball

    also peruvian green tamales

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I want a tamale

    also an enchilada

    cheese enchilada get in my mouth

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Dru let's go get food

    I am now hungry you JERK

    I'm sorry, but all I can do today is point you toward some pretty good tamales downtown (as I'm assuming that's where you are).

    http://www.yelp.com/biz/el-puerco-lloron-seattle

    It's nothing fancy, but they make their tortillas by hand every day and the tamales are pretty good. Not the best, but better than most.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My favorite enchiladas are enchiladas suizas.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    foodsnob thread

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    where can i buy tamale

  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    Puerco Lloron and their Bellevue sister Cocina del Puerco are delicious.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    where can i buy tamale

    tamales.com

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    foodsnob thread

    tamales are like the opposite of snobbery

    they are steamed corn flour and pig

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    where can i buy tamale

    tamales.com

    click 4 great tamales

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    where can i buy tamale

    tamales.com

    click 4 great tamales

    my tamale grew 2 inches in just 4 weeks

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    I wanna go to the Marination Station.

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Surprisingly though most of the authentic places I've been to here in Houston are very bland or low quality. Usually a safer bet to go to one of the Tex Mex places like Chuy's.

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
    League/XBL: Amalockh
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Druhim wrote:
    where can i buy tamale

    tamales.com

    click 4 great tamales

    my tamale grew 2 inches in just 4 weeks

    increase your tamale filling by 472%

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  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Beasteh wrote:
    foodsnob thread

    tamales are like the opposite of snobbery

    they are steamed corn flour and pig

    No, that is your mother.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    noice

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Seriously, stop fucking Mexican food

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    Squall wrote: »
    never had one but i should try!

    Come visit and we will get tamales.

    with all the great food the two of you keep promising to have me try i'm going to need a month off of work

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    sorry baby, got salsa dick

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  • RenoreRenore Registered User
    the secret to good tamales

    is lard

    like a buttload of lard

    now you know

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    A duck! wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    Beasteh wrote:
    foodsnob thread

    tamales are like the opposite of snobbery

    they are steamed corn flour and pig

    No, that is your mother.

    d...damn

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    aint no cure for salsa dick

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    medical cutoff jorts

    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Squall wrote: »
    aint no cure for salsa dick

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