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Now with more homoerotic overtones and multiplayer! [Mass Effect 3]

DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIREHudda!Registered User regular
edited October 2011 in Social Entropy++
It will be a sad, sad day when these threads are no longer made. Until then: party in the USA.

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This just in! New official screenshots for the ME3 case cover art!

Ladyshep
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Maleshep
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What? Okay, fiiiiiiiine.
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Simple rules for not being a big stupid jellyfish:

1. No arguments over who's the better voice actor. People like them both. They have their preferences. You can express your own opinions without being a dick about it.

2. No bitching when people quote lines one or more times than you care to hear. It's the internet. See Hangover Shepard for reference.

3. Garrus is the best.

4. Be kind to our "friend from Noveria" and don't quote his inflammatory statements. We love him. Be nice.

Dubh on

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    I heard Batarians have six eyes in this one

  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Here's something I found on the ME3 thread over at SA. I suppose we can blame it all on Kelly for not doing her job.

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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote:
    I heard Batarians have six eyes in this one

    At least three times the eyes of the average human. Six of the common cyclops.


  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Wait.

    I thought Wrex and/or Mordin was the best.

    Is Garrus also the best? Must "Best" be redefined? Is everything I know a lie?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Wait.

    I thought Wrex and/or Mordin was the best.

    Is Garrus also the best? Must "Best" be redefined? Is everything I know a lie?

    Garrus is the best bro

    wrex isn't so much a bro as he is a fond if abrasive older relative

    and Mordin is crazy in a good way

    but as bros go? Garrus, followed by Bro Minoris, Jacob.

    Indie Winter on
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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    I'm upset there wasn't a postgame sequence of spilling drinks on the citadel with all surviving crew members.


  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    I'm upset there wasn't a postgame sequence of spilling drinks on the citadel with all surviving crew members.

    This is probably the biggest flaw with the game.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    Shepherd drunkingly stumbling around the Presidium, Grunt and Zaeed holding him up by his arms and singing songs about killing people

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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Credits finish with a photograph sequence of the whole event

    edit: Uh oh! Looks like Kelly got caught with Thane on film!

    Dubh on

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    He only has 8 months to live! that's hilarious

    oh yeah I guess Thane will be dead by the time of ME3. Maybe we'll have to deal with his son?

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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    Spoilers!
    Spoiler:


  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Human Hero arrested For Public Indecency on Citidel.

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    I hope that I can kill everyone in ME3.

    I won't do it, but I need the option to be there.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    Spoilers!
    Spoiler:

    boo

    BOOOOOOO

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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    Hey, my first ladyshep romanced Thane. He and his leathery vocal cords. Mmmm. Can't you just imagine his voice?


  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    I like Thane

    I would have liked them to stick with his story and kill him off at the time the character said it would die

    I mean at least if they brought him back, make him mortally ill and we'll have to fill in his final contract or something

    buy nope, years later, Thane is still dying but not enough for him to abstain from going on wild space adventures

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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    I don't think
    Spoiler:


  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    "Years later"? Doesn't mass effect 3 take place like, several months later?

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Years in the future

    but not many!

    (I actually have no idea)

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    I don't think
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Human Hero arrested For Public Indecency on Citidel.

    "What? itz jus'a dumb jellyfish. Not like I hurt it 'r nuthin'. I wuz jus' tryin'a get pics of Miranda an' Tali bein' attacked by tentacles.

    Cuz that's hot."

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Shepardgate.

    tonight on Fox, Commander Shepard, Earth Hero, or nazi commie scum bag trying to sell us out to the Turians?

    Kelly Chambers tells all.

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Human Hero arrested For Public Indecency on Citidel.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Where's my omni-codpiece?

    edit: @Jordyn, how does it feel to be the face of humanity?

    Dubh on

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Melding wrote:
    Human Hero arrested For Public Indecency on Citidel.

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    This is exactly what i was hoping for.

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Man I still need to play through the DLC for ME2. Ugh. What are the good ones and what are the bad ones I can avoid buying?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    Man I still need to play through the DLC for ME2. Ugh. What are the good ones and what are the bad ones I can avoid buying?

    avoid Firewalker

    Arrival is ok, you finally get to see the Big Bad in person so it's cool

    definitely get Shadow Broker, it's pretty remarkable how good it was. Like, waaaay better than it had any right to be.

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  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    All of the DLC is great, imo. Shadow Broker and Arrival have relevant story implications for ME3. That doesn't mean you should ignore Overlord, or the weapons pack. Oh, right, Kasumi is DLC. She has a wonderful mission (with awesome rewards) and makes a fun squadmate.


    Honestly, I say pick up everything except Genesis.

    edit: Firewalker ain't much. It does have a nice bonus upgrade at the very end, but I don't think it justifies what you have to go through to get it.

    Dubh on

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    I got Firewalker and Katsumi when they released. Ugh I guess I'm going to reinstall this tomorrow, gah.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    oh yeah Overlord is neat

    and I thought the extra squad members were worth playing without mention

    they're extra squad members!

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    What the hell is Genesis?

  • DubhDubh BEST FRIENDS WITH FIRE Hudda!Registered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    What the hell is Genesis?

    Remember that thing that the PS3 version had the beginning, since there wasn't a ME1 on that platform? The Shepard generator with the terrible arts? Yeah, not much worth it if you have a Shepard to import or access to masseffectsaves.com.


  • TurambarTurambar I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of gunsRegistered User regular
    Kasumi and Overlord are great
    Lair of the Shadow Broker is amazing. Best DLC ever
    The rest are also okay

    Origin: Turamb | Steam: Turambar | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Firewalker is superfluous but also free

    But yeah Kasumi, Overlord, and Shadow Broker are all awesome and Arrival is worth playing.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote:
    But yeah Kasumi, Overlord, and Shadow Broker are all awesome and Arrival is required playing for ME3.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    I'm a little saddened that Admiral Hackett doesn't look much like Lance Hendrickson but I still hope we get to pal-around with him some more in ME3.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    I felt bad during Shadowbroker for sticking to my guns and not giving Liara a hug.

    The game kept throwing that Paragon Interrupt at me over and over and over like a puppy, but I was playing a Renegade Shep, damnit.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    I'm kinda surprised
    Spoiler:

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I want a N7 bathrobe

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    When I'm killing reapers with my bare hands as male Shep, I'm putting this on.

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