[Telerus] 'Grak' Nuathuan
Human
[Barbarian**][Booksmart***][Socialite***]
Having slammed one guard into the wall, Telerus turns his attention to the other, cracking the haft of his axe across the other's chin. They might as well leave these guys alive, if possible. After all, they're only doing their job.
Bob decides to hell with it. The armor was somehow continuing to work after the soldier had been seriously hurt. Some kind of robotics or something? After seeing the work of that scientist, nothing surprises Bob. Forgetting the soldier/robot, he stands up and goes for the gun, attempting to wrassle it away.
Marius dodges past the soldier and into the ayaban's office. Grabbing hold of the man's chair, he slings it through the window. A few seconds later, it hits the pavement below, breaking into a dozen uneven pieces. Beofre the soldier can retaliate, he ducks to the side of the office's doorway.
Penelope (+1) charges forward, [40%/30%] but her throwing blades bounce off the soldier's shiny red shell.
Nohomo dashes toward the soldier, but Rachel grabs hold of his robe and pulls him behind one of the pillars.
[41%/40%] Bob catches hold of the weapon, but the man's fingers are locked around its hilt, and stubbornly refuse to release it. The soldier shoves his shoulder forward, using Bob's grip against him, burying the weapon's tip in the dipsferatu's gut. [14%/50%] The weapon goes off, muffled by Bob's torso. Blood and booze spray across the opposite wall. Bob stumbles back, the majority of his stomach missing.
There's a sickening hiss as Bob's wound fills back in, the skin sealing smoothly over the hole (-4).
(Penelope) 3441 [Barbarian][Fearless][?] [i: Ji, Incriminating Letter x 3, Tsunomi Super Throwing Blades, Tsunomi REflex Chain-Sickle]
Penelope throws the tiny, worthless blades aside. She searches through the rubble of the office, finding a weapon that better suits a warrior-maiden (-3-2).
Daniel snaps out of the haze he's been in for the past six hours and immediately goes back to being a badass cool guy. Pulling the bow off his back and aiming it at the big armored man in one super sweet motion, he fires an arrow off at his eyes because there's probably just a hole there with no protection whatsoever.
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second one feels a little too drab, but I can't put my finger on why
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Human
[Barbarian**][Booksmart***][Socialite***]
Having slammed one guard into the wall, Telerus turns his attention to the other, cracking the haft of his axe across the other's chin. They might as well leave these guys alive, if possible. After all, they're only doing their job.
(Bob) 9 7 9 [8]
[Dipsferatu][Incredible Strength][?][Incredibly Drunk] [Broken Jaw]
[i: Beach Bum Outfit, Kimano-Currently Worn]
Bob decides to hell with it. The armor was somehow continuing to work after the soldier had been seriously hurt. Some kind of robotics or something? After seeing the work of that scientist, nothing surprises Bob. Forgetting the soldier/robot, he stands up and goes for the gun, attempting to wrassle it away.
the 1000 posts prereq also kept it slightly more sane
half of the reports on the first page are from dudes with less than 100 posts
I waited well past 1000 posts before I first reported something awesome.
And when I did, it was this.
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Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
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happy to help!
are you happy now you jerk
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nope
Attus hoists Boom over his shoulder once more, and silently marches him down to the gunnery, depositing him as gently as possible on his bed.
Also, the second one is drab for a reason.
as a clam
plus you'll get big and strong
debt repaid
Penelope (+1) charges forward, [40%/30%] but her throwing blades bounce off the soldier's shiny red shell.
Nohomo dashes toward the soldier, but Rachel grabs hold of his robe and pulls him behind one of the pillars.
[41%/40%] Bob catches hold of the weapon, but the man's fingers are locked around its hilt, and stubbornly refuse to release it. The soldier shoves his shoulder forward, using Bob's grip against him, burying the weapon's tip in the dipsferatu's gut. [14%/50%] The weapon goes off, muffled by Bob's torso. Blood and booze spray across the opposite wall. Bob stumbles back, the majority of his stomach missing.
There's a sickening hiss as Bob's wound fills back in, the skin sealing smoothly over the hole (-4).
[Barbarian][Fearless][?]
[i: Ji, Incriminating Letter x 3, Tsunomi Super Throwing Blades, Tsunomi REflex Chain-Sickle]
Penelope throws the tiny, worthless blades aside. She searches through the rubble of the office, finding a weapon that better suits a warrior-maiden (-3 -2).
Steam
[Thug][Brutish][???]
[i: Nightiron Knife, Gentlemen's Attire (Currently Worn), Doctor's Kit]
"Hey! Fucker! Eat it!"
Nick shoves his knife back into his neck and tries to re-sever his spine.
I am enraged
and then I had to move into my new place
and now I'm all stinky from moving cases and whatnot in the heat so I'm gonna take a shower I think
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gotta get into that role
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wait was that an illusory double post
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on another note, does anyone have a link to the summary, or perhaps an old gloss thread?
[Man's-Man] [Dexterous] [Rugged]
[I: Traveler's Gear(EQUIPPED), Kimano, Nitchi razR Shortsword, Areathena Recurve 10-20 Shortbow]
Daniel snaps out of the haze he's been in for the past six hours and immediately goes back to being a badass cool guy. Pulling the bow off his back and aiming it at the big armored man in one super sweet motion, he fires an arrow off at his eyes because there's probably just a hole there with no protection whatsoever.
God this dude is cool.
a little broken there, valve
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