Scientists piss all up in sci fi's cheerios [Time Travel]

Dark Raven X

http://news.discovery.com/space/time-travel-impossible-photon-110724.html

That ol' favourite of ours, Time Travel? Not happening. Thanks, China.

Of course, earlier on in our time stream, China banned all time travel related movies. Conspiracy theories go.

BugBoy

clearly china is unfamiliar with blue police boxes

jackal

They're just not thinking fourth dimensionally!

SimBen

Wait what? What is their reasoning for declaring that impossible? I mean I'm sure there's a bunch of solid math behind it or something, that it's not just "well, we did our best, so if it was possible we'd have done it!"

Zonugal

Big surprise, China runs something fun.

This is why I am the defeater of them.

Macro9

They're just trying to cover up the fact that they have unlocked the secrets to time travel. They are preparing to travel backwards into the time stream so they can twist history around their evil schemes.

It's like Pax Romana but with filthy commies.

SimBen

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

The Lovely Bastard

@vivixenne

come in here and explain yourself

Zonugal

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

Or maybe we're only limited to traveling forward in time, never backward?

Centipede Damascus

nah, time travelers just draw mustaches on their faces while they're asleep

Macro9

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

But Planetary

Tallahasseeriel

Zonugal wrote:

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

Or maybe we're only limited to traveling forward in time, never backward?

At the speed, of regular time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjtgN0jfA2E

#pipe

Zonugal wrote:

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

Or maybe we're only limited to traveling forward in time, never backward?

You are, in fact, moving forward in time right now

At the rate of one second per second

Melding

#pipe wrote: »

Zonugal wrote:

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

Or maybe we're only limited to traveling forward in time, never backward?

You are, in fact, moving forward in time right now

At the rate of one second per second

My god! at this rate i will die in 80 years!

Macro9

I am an experienced time traveler.

I own a car that has a radio with an actual clock.

Tallahasseeriel

Wasn't there a guy on the internet at some point who claimed to be a time traveler?

MrMonroe

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

temporal prime directive

Macro9

Uriel wrote:

Wasn't there a guy on the internet at some point who claimed to be a time traveler?

http://www.timecube.com/?

Zonugal

#pipe wrote:

Zonugal wrote:

SimBen wrote:

The sad part is we know they're right, because if time travel was possible, a time traveler would have immediately popped into the lab just to taunt these scientists about it.

Or maybe we're only limited to traveling forward in time, never backward?

You are, in fact, moving forward in time right now

At the rate of one second per second

Hunter

Uriel wrote:

Wasn't there a guy on the internet at some point who claimed to be a time traveler?

You can’t comprehend fact that Cube4

simultaneous 24 hour days rotate within

same 24 hour rotation of Mother Earth.



You can’t tell the difference between

your Mother and a queer guised as God.

God can’t match ma hole & pa pole sex.

Every male on Earth born of a woman.

Your Dictionary will explain Viviparous.

Believers Ego kills Teen for queer image.

Macro9

Which isn't as cool as Cube 2: Hypercube.

MrMonroe

and then this happens

Hunter

Tube 2: Electric Time-aloo

Macro9

Hunter wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Wasn't there a guy on the internet at some point who claimed to be a time traveler?

You can’t comprehend fact that Cube4

simultaneous 24 hour days rotate within

same 24 hour rotation of Mother Earth.



You can’t tell the difference between

your Mother and a queer guised as God.

God can’t match ma hole & pa pole sex.

Every male on Earth born of a woman.

Your Dictionary will explain Viviparous.

Believers Ego kills Teen for queer image.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo

Tallahasseeriel

MrMonroe wrote:

and then this happens

I've read this before I think it's pretty cool.

Centipede Damascus

Macro9 wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Wasn't there a guy on the internet at some point who claimed to be a time traveler?

http://www.timecube.com/?

Nah, he's talking about John Titor

Macro9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCqRAVj1Zxg

Antimatter

MrMonroe wrote:

and then this happens

love this still

Darmak

I love Time Cube

Dichotomy

I miss don lafontaine

Hunter

Also, there's a documentary on time travel so I know the Chinese are wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5fX9h09c8

Ten

I'm pretty sure I heard they were making a movie based on this ad. I think Lizzy Caplan was going to be in it.

Edit: On further investigation, I may have hallucinated that.

Macro9

Ten wrote:

I'm pretty sure I heard they were making a movie based on this ad. I think Lizzy Caplan was going to be in it.

Edit: On further investigation, I may have hallucinated that.

They are

http://www.onlocationvacations.com/2011/04/30/safety-not-guaranteed-begins-filming-in-seattle-extras-needed/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/

Darmak

Ten wrote:

I'm pretty sure I heard they were making a movie based on this ad. I think Lizzy Caplan was going to be in it.

Edit: On further investigation, I may have hallucinated that.

Mr Fuzzbutt

Okay I looked at the article and they determined that light doesn't go faster than the speed of light?

What?

satansfingers

that is a very good cast of funny people

Dichotomy

maybe they'll make a movie out of this one next

Antimatter

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote:

Okay I looked at the article and they determined that light doesn't go faster than the speed of light?

What?

they picked the fastest moving known object and tried to make it go faster

it makes more sense than it initially seems to have

Macro9

Dichotomy wrote:

maybe they'll make a movie out of this one next

It's like someone has a view scope zoomed in on my nightmares.

Melding

i would watch that movie.

Butler For Life #1

I personally think that light could go faster if it put a little more effort into it

light is lazy, cruising by because of years of support from people who say "faster than the speed of light".