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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Dr. Whooves Ponyiest Time LordRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Beasteh wrote:
    there is literally zero shame in losing your virginity at x age and i really dont know why people get so hung up about it
    I'm a virgin at 27.

    It's not so much shame as it is never knowing who wants to sacrifice you to their volcano god. Or use your heart to preserve their beauty.

    You gotta stay on your toes.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    only ever had jacuzzi sex once

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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Dr. Whooves Ponyiest Time LordRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Some of these are reading like a game of Clue.

    It was

    in the observatory

    With the candlestick

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    professor plum takes on a whole new meaning

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Sex is best when it's one

    on

    one

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I've only ever answered the phone during sex once. It was with my ex-wife, and my mom was calling to tell me the World Trade Center had just been attacked.

    The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    I've only ever answered the phone during sex once. It was with my ex-wife, and my mom was calling to tell me the World Trade Center had just been attacked.

    The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.

    Good Lord

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    holy fuck @stale that is a story

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I only answered the phone because we were expecting the cable guy to show up and hook up our TV, we had just moved in.

    This is before caller-id was standard and we hadn't had DSL setup yet. We had no idea it was even happening.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    There was a period between 13-15 years old for me

    it was called the silent porn war.

    I would steal my dads porno, he would steal it back

    till my mum found it and ruined it for everyone by throwing it away,

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i think the first porn i ever saw was vintage hentai

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    There was a period between 13-15 years old for me

    it was called the silent porn war.

    I would steal my dads porno, he would steal it back

    till my mum found it and ruined it for everyone by throwing it away,

    I did this with my older brother for a few years.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    vintage hentai?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Tentacle woodcut

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    Should...should I GIS that?

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    What L|ama said

    edit:

    You scared of Cephalopod on human sex?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    if you want

    it has woodcut titties so if youre allergic or something dont i guess

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    so who heres been caught jerkin it

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    L|ama wrote:
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

    Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?

    Nuclear Mutant Fetishes

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Ask me about them!Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    so who heres been caught jerkin it

    On purpose? :winky:

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I play a lot of video games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer" because "gamer" has become a pretty fucking disgusting label

    like "skinhead" or "republican"
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    so who heres been caught jerkin it

    Never by accident

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    havent been caught jerkin it due to a keen sense of hearing and better safe than sorry mentality, have been caught just lookin at innernet titties when i was 14 or so

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    L|ama wrote:
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

    Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?

    Nuclear Mutant Fetishes

    not a serious one, just the old internet "has japan been nuked too much or not enough" argument re: bein weird

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    L|ama wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    L|ama wrote:
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

    Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?

    Nuclear Mutant Fetishes

    not a serious one, just the old internet "has japan been nuked too much or not enough" argument re: bein weird

    I bet this is a Yahoo! Answers question.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I ain't shy of the fact that I've got a sex position app on my phone

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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Dr. Whooves Ponyiest Time LordRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2011
    Never been caught, but caught my brother once. Which is not so much as big deal now that I've walked in on him and another friend doin'.

    Not together. These were two separate occasions. People need to learn to, I dunno, lock their doors or not have sex like stealth fighters.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Weirdest was actually when I got caught by a girlfriend.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Lady SH has a kama sutra app on her iPad

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    Deer in headlights

    dick in hand

    drip drip


    drip

    sites: personal | tumblr | abracadaniel dot com | coolguy.me
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Javen wrote:
    I ain't shy of the fact that I've got a sex position app on my phone

    It seems like something that could very often and very wonderfully be a way to conceal taking a mid-coitus naughty picture

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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Dr. Whooves Ponyiest Time LordRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Deer in headlights

    dick in hand

    drip drip


    drip
    Were you masturbating or engaging in Chinese water torture?

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo noooooooooooo Registered User regular
    I read Bonk, but wasn't too impressed by it

    There were some interesting descriptions of studies, but nothing terribly groundbreaking and it managed to be kinda boring at times. Which is quite a feat for a book about sex

    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    Really Didge? I haven't read it yet but I generally love what stuff I have by Mary Roach

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    EDIT: I am actally going to spoiler this in order to filter those who are curious from those who don't want to read that shit
    Spoiler:

    Solar on
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Man. You really had to work for your porn back in the day. and I grew up with early versions of the internet so it was easier for me than most people.

    All trying to see naked people through the fuzz on the tv screen of a channel you don't have.

    Going to your friends house and checking out his dad's playboys in the bathroom.

    Had cinemax for a bit, that was nice.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    this thread is gross

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Watching all them E! bikini specials because I couldn't get my hands on real porn.

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