ever wish you had two dicks? I do. I know you do. The real question is:
how would you have them oriented on your bod?
eye dicks
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
Today I banged London Keyes up the ass. She just recently started doing anal and I felt very special to be one of the few dudes chosen to bang her butthole. I also edited some BurningAngel porn. I got our big boob movie ready and my movie called No Panties Allowed 3. I really feel like I nailed in how much I dislike panties in this one. Seriously… Fuck panties… and pants …. and cupcakes!!!!!!
Crwth knows what's up. The only problem, crwth, is how you would have to position your head in order to DP, ya know?
one eye for the vagina and one for the booter
well yeah, but your eyes go east to west and her holes go north to south.
she would have to do some sort of splits scenario that would get a little complicated. If you had a couple nice longitudinal boners, then we'd be in business.
Here, give me a minute and I will find the paper that N.D. Tyson wrote on the situation
I learned about sex from the older kid that lived next door and later from the internet
and also from seinfeld
one time I asked my mom about it and she started to explain and I offered some random piece of information I had from one of these sources and she said "see you already know about this" and left the room
For a long time I used to think that a vagina was some kind of coarse strip of skin like a beaver tail you you kinda rubbed your dick against and then it would porously absorb the semen
For a long time I used to think that a vagina was some kind of coarse strip of skin like a beaver tail you you kinda rubbed your dick against and then it would porously absorb the semen
There is a name for this sexual act but I forget what it's called
For a long time I used to think that a vagina was some kind of coarse strip of skin like a beaver tail you you kinda rubbed your dick against and then it would porously absorb the semen
There is a name for this sexual act but I forget what it's called
Scabbing
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
my dad sat me down and said son you're at the age where you'll start noticing YEP OK I KNOW DAD THANKS CYA
For a long time I used to think that a vagina was some kind of coarse strip of skin like a beaver tail you you kinda rubbed your dick against and then it would porously absorb the semen
this is amazing
also my parents never taught me nuthin' 'bout sex
and just looked what happened to me *proceeds to shove hand up butt*
For a long time I used to think that a vagina was some kind of coarse strip of skin like a beaver tail you you kinda rubbed your dick against and then it would porously absorb the semen
There is a name for this sexual act but I forget what it's called
Scabbing
Noooo I don't think so....
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
then i brought a girl home while he was away and we did it in his bed because it is a double bed
Rogue LemonAVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT,50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered Userregular
I don't think I know anyone who actually got 'the talk.' They took care of that shit by the end of 5th grade public school around here.
And even then I had that smart older girl and her sister down the street to play Doctor with well before that.
Man, I just realized that is probably the closest I will ever get to a threesome.
then i brought a girl home while he was away and we did it in his bed because it is a double bed
dang, man, that's cold
also, yeah, condoms go bad
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I don't know how I learned anything (certainly not my parents), and I was generally correct too. And I guess at some point some of the schoolgirls found out I had correct information, so they would ask me questions. And if I knew I would tell them, if I didn't I wouldn't. But generally all they wanted to know where if certain myths were true, particularly pregnancy/conception myths. It was kind of sad.
"Soda doesn't kill sperm. Just use the friggin' condoms."
"But I heard-"
"No, just no."
And once, a friend of mine, looked up from her CosmoGirl asking me to clarify something and I had to effectively give her the birds and the bees talk. Had she been absent all of sex-ed, which was actually good? She was 17.
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eye dicks
Anti, you haven't seen me wield this dil
Crwth knows what's up. The only problem, crwth, is how you would have to position your head in order to DP, ya know?
wolverine claws
for which i gently praise mother mary every day
one eye for the vagina and one for the booter
or two in the vagina or two in the anus
well yeah, but your eyes go east to west and her holes go north to south.
she would have to do some sort of splits scenario that would get a little complicated. If you had a couple nice longitudinal boners, then we'd be in business.
Here, give me a minute and I will find the paper that N.D. Tyson wrote on the situation
like you're supposed to be spooning but then you are just looking directly into life itself
Since I was about 8 at the time, it sounded like the most horrific thing in the world to me
At the end of it all, I was sitting there, wringing my tiny little hands thinking 'how could anyone...DO...this??'
My father then placed his hand upon my shoulder and looked me dead in the face and said
'REMEMBER THIS FACE WHEN YOU HAVE SEX'
It HORRIFIED me
and you know what
it totally fucking worked
First time inside a chick and BAM all I can see is my dads stern look
basically he had managed to set up a cockblock 8 years in advance
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
I learned about sex from the older kid that lived next door and later from the internet
and also from seinfeld
one time I asked my mom about it and she started to explain and I offered some random piece of information I had from one of these sources and she said "see you already know about this" and left the room
For a long time I used to think that a vagina was some kind of coarse strip of skin like a beaver tail you you kinda rubbed your dick against and then it would porously absorb the semen
http://www.audioentropy.com/
There is a name for this sexual act but I forget what it's called
Scabbing
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
and my mom too i guess
i have a drawer full of condoms thanks to her
this is amazing
also my parents never taught me nuthin' 'bout sex
and just looked what happened to me *proceeds to shove hand up butt*
Noooo I don't think so....
The scrambling didn't really work right so you could see pretty much everything, only the people were purple with green hair and eyes
Imagine my surprise when I found out that, most of the time, pubes do not look like the Hulk's
it is 2 years old
8->
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And even then I had that smart older girl and her sister down the street to play Doctor with well before that.
Man, I just realized that is probably the closest I will ever get to a threesome.
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dang, man, that's cold
also, yeah, condoms go bad
"Soda doesn't kill sperm. Just use the friggin' condoms."
"But I heard-"
"No, just no."
And once, a friend of mine, looked up from her CosmoGirl asking me to clarify something and I had to effectively give her the birds and the bees talk. Had she been absent all of sex-ed, which was actually good? She was 17.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
*heh*