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ChanusChanus Registered User regular
edited September 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse


Fine, I'll do it.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Also, Queen Anne was a very small queen. Kinda cute as well

    queen-anne-of-great-britain.jpg

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ElkiElki The Worm our God Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Do you guys think Al Qaeda terrorists ask each other if they remember where they were on 9/11?

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Elki wrote:
    Do you guys think Al Qaeda terrorists ask each other if they remember where they were on 9/11?

    Probably.

    I bet they get all misty-eyed and then shout down people who are all, "Geeez! It was ten years ago! Get over it!"

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Elki wrote:
    Do you guys think Al Qaeda terrorists ask each other if they remember where they were on 9/11?

    Surely. They probably send each other those custom anniversary cards you can make on various websites too!

    Kalkino on
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Also, Queen Anne was a very small queen. Kinda cute as well

    queen-anne-of-great-britain.jpg

    I'd hit it

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    Also, Queen Anne was a very small queen. Kinda cute as well

    [i mg]http://aberdeenvoice.com/wp-content/gallery/images2/queen-anne-of-great-britain.jpg[/img]

    I dunno... that dog makes her look huge.

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Also, Queen Anne was a very small queen. Kinda cute as well

    [i mg]http://aberdeenvoice.com/wp-content/gallery/images2/queen-anne-of-great-britain.jpg[/img]

    I dunno... that dog makes her look huge.

    The dog is only 2" tall

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Darn. My plans for QC have been foiled.

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Also, Queen Anne was a very small queen. Kinda cute as well

    queen-anne-of-great-britain.jpg

    I'd hit it

    Her?

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    @Arivia have you decided if our characters are starting on a team?

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

    Tell this story to your wife for points.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Also, Queen Anne was a very small queen. Kinda cute as well

    [i mg]http://aberdeenvoice.com/wp-content/gallery/images2/queen-anne-of-great-britain.jpg[/img]

    I dunno... that dog makes her look huge.

    The dog is only 2" tall

    Well-placed then, if the artist was trying to compensate for her being so tiny.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    Oh thank goodness, not going to lie I totally cried at your post. HUG THAT KITTY. LOVE THAT KITTY. And maybe consider making him an indoor cat?

  • ElkiElki The Worm our God Moderator, ClubPA mod
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    It might be time to get a cat pregnancy test.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    Well... that's good news at least!

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    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Well, I dunno, hitting a large but cute, dog owning Queen would still be pretty good. I mean sure, the endless barking, the biting, the begging for pats or stick throwing would be rather distracting, but hey, no one ever said being intimate with royalty was going to be easy

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    Queen Anne only makes me thinkg of Queen Anne's Revenge. Because Blackbeard is the most legitimately awesome thing about History. By all verisimilitudinous sources, he really was just fucking cool.

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    The cat probably staged the whole thing to scare the piss out of you.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Average Pay and Benefits
    • $700 - $1100 USD per month

    Average Cost of Living
    • $700 - $1200 USD per month depending on lifestyle
    Teach English in Brazil: lose money!

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    The cat probably staged the whole thing to scare the piss out of you.

    Cats are total sociopaths.

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Average Pay and Benefits
    • $700 - $1100 USD per month

    Average Cost of Living
    • $700 - $1200 USD per month depending on lifestyle
    Teach English in Brazil: lose money!*

    *depending on lifestyle

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Average Pay and Benefits
    • $700 - $1100 USD per month

    Average Cost of Living
    • $700 - $1200 USD per month depending on lifestyle
    Teach English in Brazil: lose money!

    Um, that's assuming you DON'T deal drugs on the side.

    You kinda have to deal drugs on the side.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    Elki wrote:
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    It might be time to get a cat pregnancy test.

    Cats a 'he.'

    Texted wife.

    (I get reception sometimes if the cell phone is on the floor. It's fucking weird. I don't think it needs to be on the floor. I think it makes more sense that I just plain get reception sometimes, but it has never occured while it isn't on the floor.)

    Anyways, apparently unbeknownst to me he has been recently hanging out (as in they're on the porch next to each other but staring off in the distance like 45 degrees away.) with some big orange and white cat recently. On our porch, just sitting there with this cat.




    If it was mating, then it sounded like rape. And I was so sure it wasn't, because there really was only one voice.





    Christ, I hope the neighbors didn't see me in "adventure-panic-prepared to fight a bobcat but gets scared away by a spider" mode. They're all country 'folk' sittin' there thinkin', "Now why in the hell is that city boy in such a fix to see two cats makin' the ol' nasty?"

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    It seems odd there would be drug dealers in Brazil... like... how hard would it be to supply your own?

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    As someone currently looking for ESL opportunities there's very few places you are going to go abroad and teach English and be able to bank a lot of money in savings.

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  • ElkiElki The Worm our God Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Elki wrote:
    So, uh... <_<

    Cat just walked in.

    >_>

    Ya.

    No blood. I checked.

    It might be time to get a cat pregnancy test.

    Cats a 'he.'

    Texted wife.

    (I get reception sometimes if the cell phone is on the floor. It's fucking weird. I don't think it needs to be on the floor. I think it makes more sense that I just plain get reception sometimes, but it has never occured while it isn't on the floor.)

    Anyways, apparently unbeknownst to me he has been recently hanging out (as in they're on the porch next to each other but staring off in the distance like 45 degrees away.) with some big orange and white cat recently. On our porch, just sitting there with this cat.




    If it was mating, then it sounded like rape. And I was so sure it wasn't, because there really was only one voice.





    Christ, I hope the neighbors didn't see me in "adventure-panic-prepared to fight a bobcat but gets scared away by a spider" mode. They're all country 'folk' sittin' there thinkin', "Now why in the hell is that city boy in such a fix to see two cats makin' the ol' nasty?"

    They probably just assumed it was the drugs you were doing.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    "Oh, um, sure! Sure Crack helps you study, so the small ones are $5, these are $10, and the large ones are $50."

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    As someone currently looking for ESL opportunities there's very few places you are going to go abroad and teach English and be able to bank a lot of money in savings.

    Yeah, you really have to think of it more as a stipend to pay for your food while you're on vacation.

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Apparently Thailand has a pretty decent exchange/pay rate and the curriculum is super laid back and casual compared to S Korea, Japan or a Western European country.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Apparently Thailand has a pretty decent exchange/pay rate and the curriculum is super laid back and casual compared to S Korea, Japan or a Western European country.

    And the lady boys, oh my word, the lady boys. 8->

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    A friend of mine is doing ESL in Cambodia... but his dad married a Cambodian and moved there, so that may be helping him finance it.

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
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    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    You know, the subject of drug use is more lax than when I was in urban Florida. I mean, I'm sure if I stepped into a church they wouldn't approve. But here it's less "Do you... smoke... pot?" like it was in Florida. Here it's just, well... People just do drugs here. It's like asking if they smoke cigarettes.

    At least my experience so far.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    So my roommate keeps telling me she wants me to hook up with her cousin when her cousin comes to visit.

    I feel like its a trap.

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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    So my roommate keeps telling me she wants me to hook up with her cousin when her cousin comes to visit.

    I feel like its a trap.

    Maybe she has a particular brand of herpes not yet known to your area.

    Maybe you could be the one to change all that.

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    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • ElkiElki The Worm our God Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Rewatching Valhalla Rising.

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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Average Pay and Benefits
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    Teach English in Brazil: lose money!

    Teach English in Brazil! Make a living wage, same as everyone else, but complain about it because you deserve better!

    I figure I could take a bear.
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Elki wrote:
    Do you guys think Al Qaeda terrorists ask each other if they remember where they were on 9/11?

    Yes, and the old school AQ members are total hipster douches to all those lame post-9/11 recruits, since they were into a global pan-Islamic jihad against the Jews and Crusaders to restore the caliphate before it was trendy and mainstream, man.

  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    Elki wrote:
    Do you guys think Al Qaeda terrorists ask each other if they remember where they were on 9/11?

    Yes, and the old school AQ members are total hipster douches to all those lame post-9/11 recruits, since they were into a global pan-Islamic jihad against the Jews and Crusaders to restore the caliphate before it was trendy and mainstream, man.

    Al Qaeda is cool and all, but have you heard of Al Kitaab?

    Probably not, they're really obscure.

    D&D [chat] names list for games
    XCOM Name File with [chat] First Names - All Countries, M&F | Or Shivahn's with gendered names
    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    **PUUUUUUNCH**
  • ElkiElki The Worm our God Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Lawndart wrote:
    Elki wrote:
    Do you guys think Al Qaeda terrorists ask each other if they remember where they were on 9/11?

    Yes, and the old school AQ members are total hipster douches to all those lame post-9/11 recruits, since they were into a global pan-Islamic jihad against the Jews and Crusaders to restore the caliphate before it was trendy and mainstream, man.

    I wonder how many pretend they were a part of the conspiracy.

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