Awesome: '[Hard Reset] - What's all this about v1.0?' by Monger

Monger

  Xenogear_0001 likes this Post written by Monger

about a year ago

"Milk did indeed shoot out of my nose while reading this."

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So I went to go get a bowl of cereal, right? Poured out a bowl of raisin bran, but only had half a bowl's worth of milk. Terrible! So I notice the red cap on the milk bottle and I shoot it and it explodes. And that caused my fridge to explode. And that blew a hole into a secret room that I didn't even know my house had and it had some nano in it. Upgraded my toaster to shoot out a mine that shoots out smaller mines that shoot out lasers. It was pretty sweet. Didn't help me much on the milk front, though. So I walk into my living room and find the forklift (it's always been there) and turn it on.

And then there was milk.

Big Classy

I've read this four timesx almost as much as the stars I shall give it.

Aldo

Deus Ex related, I presume? I don't get it, at any rate.

Dubh

I think it is, but I don't see anything particularly funny going on, here. Video games as real life jokes are so passe.

TychoCelchuuu

Hard Reset joke. That's why it was posted in the Hard Reset thread. I'm not sure it made me spit milk out through my nose, but whatever.

Randomshot

This might be relevant context eh?

Monger wrote:

Things I have learned from Hard Reset:

-Every problem you can run into in life can be solved by shooting the nearest explosive thing.
-Most things are explosive, so really you can just shoot any old thing and it will all probably solve itself.
-In the unlikely event that blowing things up didn't solve your problem, walk over to the nearest forklift and turn it on.
-Don't worry about driving or anything, the forklift knows all and does all. The forklift is the Will of the Cosmos.
-It is a statistical impossibility for any problem to persist beyond performing these two actions. Wait it out for a bit. Stuff's probably still exploding, anyway.

I fucking love this game.