Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
The Oreggeknaxx Trail: An Educational [Mini Phalla] for Zeticulon Children Ages 10 and Up!
You have arrived at SOL to reap the annual harvest of it's PRIMATE NATIVE inhabitants. You have secured an ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS. You must now make the MERCILESSLY PERILOUS journey back to your home planet of OREGGEKNAXX in the star system ZETA RETICULI where you may become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY by marketing your ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.
This is a MINIATURE PHALLA. It will begin on MONDAY, at 9:00 PM PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME. It will accept up to 15 PLAYERS.
Sign-up in LIME, even though it may hurt your FEEBLE HUMAN EYEBALLS with the forum's new color scheme. In your sign-up post, state how many FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have harvested and are bringing with your on your journey back to OREGGEKNAXX. You may carry up to 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.