The Oreggeknaxx Trail: An Educational [Mini Phalla] for Zeticulon Children Ages 10 and Up!

The Ender

You have arrived at SOL to reap the annual harvest of it's PRIMATE NATIVE inhabitants. You have secured an ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS. You must now make the MERCILESSLY PERILOUS journey back to your home planet of OREGGEKNAXX in the star system ZETA RETICULI where you may become DANGEROUSLY WEALTHY and VERY SEXY by marketing your ADEQUATE STOCK of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.


This is a MINIATURE PHALLA. It will begin on MONDAY, at 9:00 PM PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME. It will accept up to 15 PLAYERS.

Sign-up in LIME, even though it may hurt your FEEBLE HUMAN EYEBALLS with the forum's new color scheme. In your sign-up post, state how many FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have harvested and are bringing with your on your journey back to OREGGEKNAXX. You may carry up to 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS.


GOOD LUCK!

stever777

sign up

Umm. 103 brains.

The Anonymous

This is a trick question, isn't it?

In that case, I have harvested 0 FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

lonelyahava

Signup with 1520 fleshy pink brains

also, fuck insomnia.

Alegis

sign

for a better color scheme: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/144955/ui-stylesheet-discussionfeedbackrequests-instructionsstylesheets-in-op/p1
I use ye old style

romanqwerty

I am chock full to the brim with 2000 star units of fleshy pink brains

They're basically falling out of me at this stage.

Phyphor

I have acquired 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS in my quest to become INCREDIBLY WEALTHY. I am ready to die of SPACE DYSENTERY while fording a STAR RIVER

Cythraul

This sounds hilarious, and I want in. !Signup with my 1337 brains

Cythraul

the STAR RIVER is actually the mafia this game.

kime

I HAVE HARVESTED 2000 FLESHY BRAINS

I MAY EAT THEM ALL BEFORE ARRIVING BACK AT OREGGEKNAXX

LoserForHireX

I was only able to harvest a mere 974 fleshybrains. I sign up in shame

3clipse

Ender Phalla?

Ender Phalla!

I have harvested 1000 FLESHY PINK BRAINS. A MODEST SUM

Alegis

Oh right i forgot to mention the 512 fleshy brains in my pocket. I wasn't trying to hide them, honestly!

Lucedes

i have harvested 3756 STAR UNITS of FLESHY BRAINS, but unfortunately can only carry 2000 STAR UNITS of FLESHY BRAINS.

whenever i go HARVESTING, for some reason, i can find naught to HARVEST. why is this?

corvidae

signup!

is there relevance to the number of brains?

if so i will have one million 2000 brains!

MrTLicious

What's going on?

um.... 1357 brains?

Bedlam

!SIGNUP I have acquirred 420 Fleshy brains to smoke errday. My computers tell me you earthlings find this hilarious

Capfalcon

Beep Boop

Automated harvesting engaged!

1500 space units of fleshy pink brains acquired.

Void Slayer

I have only ACQUIRED 600 of these precious FLESHY PINK BRAINS.

Much SORROW will be had at the RECREATION AREA.

Let's get these SPACE OXEN pulling our ADVANCED SPACECRAFT.

The Ender

Sign-ups are CLOSED. We have 2 extra CREW MEMBERS. This will make the journey EVEN MORE PERILOUS.

is there relevance to the number of brains?

The number of FLESHY PINK BRAINS you have collected is VERY RELEVANT.

Capfalcon

The Ender wrote:

Sign-ups are CLOSED. We have 2 extra CREW MEMBERS. This will make the journey EVEN MORE PERILOUS.

I'm helping!

Phyphor

We must lug as many FLESHY PINK BRAINS as possible back! Even if it means we have to leave some CREW behind to LIVE OFF THE LAND EAT VACUUM

lonelyahava

lah lah lah, don't mind me, lah lahlah, don't mind me...

(somebody not using the default color scheme, can you tell me if that's readable?)

Phyphor

It is in Ye Olde, just a little dark

lonelyahava

thank you phyphor..

did the host die?

MrTLicious

I'm assuming everything is static until 18 minutes from now.

Phyphor

Someone didn't check the time zone! Starts at midnight eastern

MrTLicious

Nooooooooo

Lucedes

where is everybody?

lonelyahava

but but....

oh, well fine.

i have no idea what time that would be here.

i'm going to the doctor.

Phyphor

2 hours, 45 minutes

The Ender

The GREAT JOURNEY begins.

The FIRST WARP JUMP will be to an OUTPOST in the TAU CETI STAR SYSTEM. This trip will invoke a FEEDING URGE of 3 for all ALIEN PASSENGERS; you must CONSUME 300 STAR UNITS of FLESHY PINK BRAINS from your own STOCKPILES by tomorrow, or you will be DIGESTED BY YOUR OWN STOMACHS.

If you do not have enogh FLESHY PINK BRAINS, you might consider NEGOTIATING A TRADE with ANOTHER PLAYER.

kime

Are trades privately? Do both players have to confirm? Can it be done in one PM to the two of you?

Do we have to indicate our usage of eating our yummy FLESHY BRAINS?

Are BRAINS used for anything else?

Ties?

Order of actions?

Am I the best of them all?

Lucedes

i am happy with my stockpiling efforts.

The Ender

kime wrote:

Are trades privately? Do both players have to confirm? Can it be done in one PM to the two of you?

Do we have to indicate our usage of eating our yummy FLESHY BRAINS?

Are BRAINS used for anything else?

Ties?

Order of actions?

Am I the best of them all?

1. It may be in your BEST INTERESTS.

2. Clarification DENIED.

3. Clarification DENIED.

4. Vote is FIRST. Then other actions resolve SIMULTANEOUSLY.

5. Only TIME will TELL.

kime

I asked six lines of questions and only got 5 answers. Now I'm all confused which are for which....

stever777

I'm screwed.

kime

Well, stever, are you hungry?

Shall we TALK?

stever777

I'm afraid to talk to aliens!

lonelyahava

arent we all aliens?


i'm so confused...

stever777

I can still be afraid.