Fuck the ending to Harry Potter. Fuck it aaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Okay guys, we've defeated the dark wizard who has terrorized magical Britain for the last 20 years, shall we end on a high note about our bright futures that lay before us and let the audience's imagination continue it all?
NOPE. Let's throw in a trashy sentimentalist scene about us in the future getting shipped married and having kids in blatantly forced relationships! Oh, and let's all have their kids be the exact same age as each other (YES EVEN MALFOY'S KID) so that they can group and go have Hogwarts adventures and rivalries JUST LIKE WE DID! Also, I think I'll name Harry's kid after everyone who died so he can be called ALBUS SEVERUS WEASLEYDIGGORYSIRIUSFRANK POTTER! Everyone lives happily ever afhgHURGLHURGLHURGLHURGL.
That part had me in tears laughing because it was all the same actors just with makeup to try and make them look older, and it failed completely. Why not just hire some randoms that look like them in twenty years?
Edit: I'm referring to the movie obviously, I assume you just mean the books.
exactly what i thought
it worked ok in the book
utterly failed in the movie
Hahaha are you crazy?
It didn't even work in the book
It felt like tacked-on bullshit in both mediums (or media to use the proper Latin)
I remember seeing it leaked and reading it, thinking 'oh, it's fake, it's fanfiction, there's no way Rowling would call a character Scorpius! and look how sloppy the writing is!'
imagine my fucking surprise
come now, scorpius is no more or less ridiculous than severus or draco. have some perspective.
pretty impressive they got justin beiber to play harry potter's son tho
the ending to citizen kane is hilarious because nobody is in the room when he dies
yet
the papers report that rosebud was his last word
woops
Except the butler say's that he was in the room when he died.
you never see him and it's stated that he died alone
The whole death scene is done is super close ups so it's hard to say who was in the room. Also the whole "dies alone" could be about the fact that there is literally no one who likes him when he dies.
Okay, so I had this job that was super unfulfilling for a while, but I basically supervised myself. I used to leave after about three or four hours on days I didn't have much to do, and go watch a matinee. Since the job was shitty and there was no oversight, this meant that I watched a shit-ton of movies. Occasionally, I would watch so many movies in a given month that I'd need to start watching shit I would never have otherwise watched.
So I ended up watching The Break-Up. I was basically the only person in the theater who was alone -- everyone else was part of a couple. When the end rolled around...
...and they didn't end up together...
...there was this brief, completely silent moment. Then it was as if everyone -- or at least every woman -- in the theater let out one heartbroken, simultaneous sigh. I mean COMPLETE unison. It was the most delicious moviegoing experience I've ever had, and if I could repeat that moment of collective despair and hopelessness on a regular basis, I absolutely would.
Even if it meant sitting through that fucking movie again.
what the hell happened in Wolf's Rain anyway
what the fuck was that shit
the ending went way the fuck off the deep end
I am glad I am not the only one confused by the ending because I have no fucking clue what was supposed to be happening. I'm not even sure what they were going for!
Other endings I hated:
Where the Wild Things Are (the movie):
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SMUG ASS GRIN, MAX YOUR MOTHER WAS WORRIED SICK WHY DID SHE GIVE YOU CAKE
The Village:
pretty sure I'm one of only five people in the world who liked this movie, but the end was stuuuuuupid and worst of all, mostly irrelevent to the rest of the story!
Okay, so I had this job that was super unfulfilling for a while, but I basically supervised myself. I used to leave after about three or four hours on days I didn't have much to do, and go watch a matinee. Since the job was shitty and there was no oversight, this meant that I watched a shit-ton of movies. Occasionally, I would watch so many movies in a given month that I'd need to start watching shit I would never have otherwise watched.
So I ended up watching The Break-Up. I was basically the only person in the theater who was alone -- everyone else was part of a couple. When the end rolled around...
...and they didn't end up together...
...there was this brief, completely silent moment. Then it was as if everyone -- or at least every woman -- in the theater let out one heartbroken, simultaneous sigh. I mean COMPLETE unison. It was the most delicious moviegoing experience I've ever had, and if I could repeat that moment of collective despair and hopelessness on a regular basis, I absolutely would.
Even if it meant sitting through that fucking movie again.
pretty sure I'm one of only five people in the world who liked this movie, but the end was stuuuuuupid and worst of all, mostly irrelevent to the rest of the story!
I think you're the only person in the wold who liked that movie
also Planescape had a good ending
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I felt that what ending was there was good but it wasn't all of an ending
oh and Cloverfield, that movie didn't even have an ending
part of me is still sitting in the theater, waiting for Cloverfield to end
KOTOR 2 had the potential to be the greatest pieces of Star Wars media ever made if Obsidian had just been given the time to finish it properly. Even horribly broken and with a shitty ending, it's still one of the best Star Wars games.
Edit- Oh God, yes. The Planescape ending was perfect
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pretty sure I'm one of only five people in the world who liked this movie, but the end was stuuuuuupid and worst of all, mostly irrelevent to the rest of the story!
I think you're the only person in the wold who liked that movie
also Planescape had a good ending
you mean, Torment? if so, yes, assuming you include basically the entire fortress of regrets as part of the ending
the ending cinematic, taken by itself, is not very good.
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pretty impressive they got justin beiber to play harry potter's son tho
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Also, I am a sucker for happy endings, even when a non-happy ending might've suited the movie better. Like Source Code.
I think my worst ending ever was Wolf's Rain
I can't even believe I can confess to watching that shit
it is so awful and I have no idea why I finished watching it but nothing about it was worth it in any way whatsoever
Except the butler say's that he was in the room when he died.
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what the fuck was that shit
the wolframe had an error loading the kernel
everything was formatted
the ending went way the fuck off the deep end
you never see him and it's stated that he died alone
what a goddamn weird show
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butlers count as 0/5 of a person
The whole death scene is done is super close ups so it's hard to say who was in the room. Also the whole "dies alone" could be about the fact that there is literally no one who likes him when he dies.
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(fie on the unbelievers. love that film.)
No more often than once every couple of years at least
i'd be willing to watch it once a year at least
There is nothing wrong with Inception or Firefly.
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So I ended up watching The Break-Up. I was basically the only person in the theater who was alone -- everyone else was part of a couple. When the end rolled around...
...there was this brief, completely silent moment. Then it was as if everyone -- or at least every woman -- in the theater let out one heartbroken, simultaneous sigh. I mean COMPLETE unison. It was the most delicious moviegoing experience I've ever had, and if I could repeat that moment of collective despair and hopelessness on a regular basis, I absolutely would.
Even if it meant sitting through that fucking movie again.
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I am glad I am not the only one confused by the ending because I have no fucking clue what was supposed to be happening. I'm not even sure what they were going for!
Other endings I hated:
Where the Wild Things Are (the movie):
The Village:
Whatever, that movie is great.
you're right, there's nothing wrong with them. they're perfect.
Didge has spoken, all conflict over this matter can be laid to rest now!
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bad actors in mad men:
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I think you're the only person in the wold who liked that movie
also Planescape had a good ending
oh and Cloverfield, that movie didn't even have an ending
part of me is still sitting in the theater, waiting for Cloverfield to end
Edit- Oh God, yes. The Planescape ending was perfect
you mean, Torment? if so, yes, assuming you include basically the entire fortress of regrets as part of the ending
the ending cinematic, taken by itself, is not very good.
It's Killer Condom.
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