Don't [Chat] Don't Tell

Inquisitor

Captain Carrot wrote:

fuck yes, managed some one-armed pushups

of course, I can't do them with the proper form yet (i.e., body position same as with a regular pushup, but only one arm is touching the ground)

still, improvements

You should start doing dragon flags.

Also yelling "waaataaaaaaaaaah" all the time.

Organichu

you're all bitches

Captain Carrot

what is a dragon flag

and why would I yell watah

Sarksus

How many cans can you crush on your forehead, Carrot.

Also, there should be a website called HOW THE FUCK, with posts like HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MEDITATE and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE A CHICKEN PARM. In the past it has been proven excessive cursing facilitates the learning process.

Captain Carrot

I have not tried in years, and I don't intend to do so, because that sort of thing tends to hurt

also I don't really drink soda much these days, at least not out of cans

but I can crush soda cans with my hands

DasUberEdward

man if you aint know dragon flags and about being water by now.

DasUberEdward

sorry being water was the unsaid third thing. wataaaaah is a different but similarly important aspect.

Inquisitor

Captain Carrot wrote:

what is a dragon flag

and why would I yell watah

Son I am disappoint.

Inquisitor

DUE, you may now embrace me, firm in your position as my favored son.

Jasconius

whats up people who also dont have anything to do on friday night

Sarksus

By knowing about watah I am already ahead of you.

Captain Carrot

are you guys making bruce lee references?

Inquisitor

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Maybe.

Caveman Paws

Be the cup.

Inquisitor

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Maybe.

Inquisitor

God damn it forums.

Captain Carrot

it turns out that proper form is not what I thought it was

they're actually not too hard

Captain Carrot

it turns out that proper form is not what I thought it was

they're actually not too hard

Inquisitor

Now on to the one armed pull ups!

Captain Carrot

yeah, tried that, still a dismal failure

I can barely contract even my right arm

dunno why, but I just can't come remotely close

Sarksus

Do twenty of them. Drink an egg after each one.

Inquisitor

And then the one inch punches.

I want you to move a concrete slab across the room using only one inch punches.

FroThulhu

DasUberEdward wrote:

man if you aint know dragon flags and about being water by now

fuck

Yes

FroThulhu

Fuck!

Caveman Paws

So the quote function doesn't work anymore.

I guess that is progress, of a sort.

RMS Oceanic

Caveman Paws wrote:

So the quote function doesn't work anymore.

I guess that is progress, of a sort.

Works for me.

Arivia

Caveman Paws wrote:

So the quote function doesn't work anymore.

I guess that is progress, of a sort.

It works for me!

But return to discussion in mobile view is broken.

B:L

Inquisitor wrote:

And then the one inch punches.

I want you to move a concrete slab across the room using only one inch punches.

You're not supposed to move them with the punch.

Arivia

Caveman Paws wrote:

So the quote function doesn't work anymore.

I guess that is progress, of a sort.

It works for me!

But return to discussion in mobile view is broken.

Rent

Amazing

this forum software literally amazes me

Silas Brown

Fuck, I can't wait until all my address change stuff resolves so I can stop pretending to care about my dad's stupid shit just to be sure he won't try to hold my mail hostage out of spite.

ronzo

Yeah, I had a bad feeling about the forums when ramius/icy/tube pretty much stopped replying in the feedback subforum

They might be reading them, but there basically no feedback anymore

BobCesca

Good morning [chat].

RMS Oceanic

Morgan Freeman, on the Tea Party's Racial Motivations wrote:

"We're supposed to be better than that," he mourns. "We really are."

I have not seen the interview where this is said, but I still hear it in his voice, and it is the saddest thing.

Abdhyius

DK's minecraft server is down

so then it is time to see some progress on my war beetween the free peoples of eriador and the orcs of gundabad

it is going sort of well but it is really, really hard

Ludious

There's some mod breaking DK's server. He fixed it once but I guess it broke it again after he went to bed I am guessing