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edited October 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Homestuck

It's a story about kids and fun!

It also has possibly the worst fanbase in the world!

Don't believe me? Have a listen to Skull Man's dramatic reading of a choice MSPA fan's post!


Now let me tell you about fantrolls...

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fanfiction...
You are the Mage of Heart, and you think that rocks.

You are, and have always been, soooo smoooooth. You’re like a kid Casanova, here. At least, that’s what your Uncle tells you, and you believe him utterly.

Girls rock (apparently, but sometimes you aren’t quite ready to admit that they might not be cootie-filled monstrosities), and having a girlfriend would be like, the high point of your life.

And somehow, you manage to have fifteen of them.

Sure, you’ve never met, but the sixteen of you have known each other for, like, years. They’re girls, and they’re friends of yours. That means they’re your girlfriends, right? This logic is perfect in every way.

(It’s entirely possible that that you are, in fact, as immature as most thirteen-year-olds are, unlike the typical Sburb player).

Plus there’s those weird girls who keep trolling you about ‘imminent doom’ and stuff being ‘all your fault’, but you like to think they’re just macking on you.

Oh, and the strange white-text girl who is mostly just imperious and arrogant and stuff. You think it’s funny to listen to her, because she seems to think she’s some sort of omnipotent combination of a Barbie Doll, a sewing kit, and some special code or something.

So yeah, you’re basically rolling in girls, even if a lot of them like to say that you’re kind of annoying or whatever. Your Uncle is so proud of your smoothness.

So, then the Game comes, and THAT’s a big shocker, but all of your girlfriends are okay, so you’re happy. And, in addition, you get a cool title!

And, apparently, you get cool powers, and you do feel something strange when you focused really hard, but it didn’t happen again, so you put it out of your mind.

As it turned out, your power was something truly epic in scale. So epic, in fact, that once it was let loose, there was no stopping it. A wave of force echoed out into the Medium and beyond, affecting something deep inside every living person connected to the Medium, human, troll, carapace, or First Guardian.

Well, it affected every female living person, at least.

It starts out slow. Friends that never really talked to you much are suddenly very chatty. The weird troll girls slowly stop giving out their messages of doom and just start talking to you. Carapace girls keep appearing at your tower to say hi. Even the white-text girl is suddenly much less imperious and a little friendlier.

You start to think that this is pretty nice. You figure that the whole ‘being tolerated by people’ thing is a pleasant thing to have.

Unfortunately for you, while it may have started slow, it would quickly gain speed.

You find yourself butting into memos full of arguments between your friends, arguments mostly full of sniping and insults but still centered on you. The carapace girls keep leaving your dreamself gifts while you’re awake, and your dream room is full of junk and only getting fuller. Your Server keeps intimating that she wants to come meet you, and the thought scares you slightly for reasons you don’t quite understand.

It gets worse.

Pretty soon, you’re on the run from amorous girls at all angles. The Black Queen has issued a warrant for your dreamself’s arrest, and the White Queen keeps sending you messages saying that you can hide from the Black Queen’s agents in her castle, and somehow you can hear the eyebrow waggles in that statement. The white-text girl’s talking about how she knows everything, and she means, everything, and would you like her to teach you some things? The troll girls are apparently halfway to figuring out a way to get into your session, and there are fifteen powerful, jealous girls all trying to find you, and it occurs to you that you are only thirteen and you aren’t quite sure what you’d do with a real girlfriend anyway.

You’re hiding on another planet in a very dark cave and all you can think about is that your title SUCKS and was that a giggle you just heard at the entrance?

You are the Mage, and your fate is to have Power, but lack the Control necessary to keep it from harming you.

And if this isn’t the textbook definition of Power without Control YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

And, far away, your Uncle sheds a single, manly tear of pride.

fandom!secrets...
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How about a side adventure secret?
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More dramatic readings courtesy of Skull Man!



And last but not least, awful awful fanart!
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Despite all of this, Homestuck is one of the finest webcomics around. It's got an insane plot, engaging and well-written dialogue, a well-realised setting and hilarious humour. It experiments with the medium like no webcomic has done before, and if you haven't tried it yet, give it a shot! It's a long road with many twists and turns, but absolutely worth your investment of time.

And if you do start reading, make sure to post your reactions here!

For everyone else, post your favourite horrible fandom nonsense, as well as awesome fanart, and also discuss the comic!

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Which means there is a way! A way to beat it!Registered User regular
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    Honestly, this thread can only go up from here.

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    And the story sucks with these characters being perma dead, that is why we are whining about it. >:/ A BS way to revive them would make the story better, most likely.

    We should discuss this, more

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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Finally, the rock is mine. Registered User, Moderator mod
    In his last desperate moments, somestickguy turned on the thread he once loved.

    His rage unyielding.

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  • AsharaxxAsharaxx Registered User regular
    Is this the legacy you want to leave, SSG

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Yes.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy WINNERS DO LIKE BUGS Registered User regular
    why, stick

    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    and we have truly become the MSPA forums

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
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    Apparently the story behind this one is that he imagines Aradia as his made-up wife

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    whats a homestuck

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    whats a homestuck

    youre posts,

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Which means there is a way! A way to beat it!Registered User regular
    Man, this OP has poobrain

    Let's just get these next 100 pages out of the way now and be done with it

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  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    Is this the thread that will be witness to the end of act 5?

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Do not deny the glory of the OP

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote:
    Is this the thread that will be witness to the end of act 5?

    We are closer to the end of Act 5 than we have ever been.

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Given the amount of time the progress bar is taking this time, I am hoping more and more that the next step is 75%

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    Hahaha the guy with the opinions on male homestuck characters actually called out another poster
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    You know what I don't like about Homestuck? Crazy Vriska fans like colwag. (yes, I'm aware there are more of them like him)

    Yo, colwag, why don't you go quit reading Homestuck? I think it's better for your mental and emotional health. (I also bet he is underage)

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    yeah internet user who dont you log off and delete your account heh!!!!!!!

  • tayvaantayvaan Registered User regular
    goddamnit SSG

    why you do this?

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    The man who will not be able to post for two years clearly has nothing to lose.

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    I'm not even breaching the rules!

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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Finally, the rock is mine. Registered User, Moderator mod
    Taya wrote:
    Is this the thread that will be witness to the end of act 5?
    Is the the end of zombie Shakespeare?

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I'm not even breaching the rules!

    I still remember the days of you calling for the bannings of users posting terrible stuff.

    See how you have become what you once hated?

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I will never reveal the Fandom!Secret

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    I am posting them IRONICALLY

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    Taya wrote:
    Is this the thread that will be witness to the end of act 5?
    Is the the end of zombie Shakespeare?

    Excuse me, I'm John Smith.

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  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo Finally, the rock is mine. Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2011
    Larlar wrote:
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    Taya wrote:
    Is this the thread that will be witness to the end of act 5?
    Is the the end of zombie Shakespeare?
    Excuse me, I'm John Smith.
    Hey Larlar, I'm feeling a might peckish. Mind if I chew your ear?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    dramatic reading of that one insane post about lexxy, y/n

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    y y y y y

    I need more OP content

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    dramatic reading of that one insane post about lexxy, y/n

    hang on let me get you a link to the original you can read the whole series

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    what

    fantastic

    blueblue you are now scribe of skulls

  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    s-series?

    I was the one that brought this to the thread's attention and I distinctly recall it being a single post!

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    oh no sorry if you thought they got on to EXHIBIT B and etc

    there's just a little fallout before the ban is all

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    I guess you could call the comments afterwards part of the series?

    They just seemed like him/her being completely oblivious to the fact they they are a massive creeper

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Which means there is a way! A way to beat it!Registered User regular
    Digging the infraction effect over there.

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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    fandom secret i have never been creeped out by someone trying on purpose to write something creepy

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    hashahaha id never seen the infraction animation before

    oh, firman

  • TayaTaya Hit refresh Registered User regular
    Does anybody have that fandom secret about Gamzee that was written before he went crazy? It said something like they were sad that Gamzee would never be a major character which is a shame because he's so nice.

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    BAP BAP BAP

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