A Very Spooky Pokethread

Speed Racer

Murkrow is mediocre with eviolite

there's still really no reason to use it

and besides honchkrow is better

Crowbawt

Honchkrow is better because Honchkrow is a mobster and has a feather fedora

Fact.

unintentional

not ev training is the pokemon equivalent of child abuse

Dichotomy

it's true

once I was neglectful but now I want to give my little champions the best chance to succeed in this world they can have

unintentional

it's like giving them homeopathic medicine when a hospital is RIGHT THERE

Beasteh

prankster murkrow with eviolite

max hp and defense

perish song, mean look, taunt/sub, roost

trollin around at the speed of sound

Dichotomy

nevermore

Beasteh

is what mine is called, yes

Dichotomy

must be like how literally everyone has a chandelure named lumiere

Beasteh

if i had one it would be named chandelure

because i like chandelure

Beasteh

the only other things i have that arent default names are algernon the slowbro and titan the dragonite

Dichotomy

more like boringsteh

BugBoy

all of my pokemon are nicknamed

even the throwaway box mons that I will never use

Sterica

Training pokemon is basically like having a MMORPG by yourself.

A long, shitty grind.

Dichotomy

the battle noun is a boring, shitty grind

breeding and training is a kind of background process that you can do while doing most anything that doesn't demand all your attention

BugBoy

Sara Lynn wrote:

fuck you Whitney

I'm gonna go level my Machop and I will shit all over your Miltank

whitney is the best boss in video games

the pokemon series is pretty easy and then WHAM

little girl and a cow beat the hell out of your death mons

Kwoaru

especially if you decide you want to raise anything that evolves past the mid thirties and dont trade for it

Beasteh

Dichotomy wrote:

more like boringsteh

Crowbawt

My Honchkrow is named Capone.

Nerdgasmic

Rorus Raz wrote:

Training pokemon is basically like having a MMORPG by yourself.

A long, shitty grind.

it's not that bad

and it wouldn't be by yourself if any of you guys ever battled

Beasteh

Crowbawt wrote:

My Honchkrow is named Capone.

don krowleone

Speed Racer

My Honchkrow is named Batman

partially because he's so awesome

and partially because he can beat anything and anyone if he has time to prepare aka use Nasty Plot

Speed Racer

Dichotomy wrote:

must be like how literally everyone has a chandelure named lumiere

or how everyone named their lucario Anubis

BugBoy

If I had a lucario I would name it Mr.Awful

Beasteh

surely gliscor is more suited for the batman moniker

Speed Racer

Beasteh wrote:

surely gliscor is more suited for the batman moniker

yeah but I don't especially like gliscor

Sterica

Ba...tul

What is this batul you speak of

Beasteh

sounds klingon

Speed Racer

Nerdgasmic wrote:

Rorus Raz wrote:

Training pokemon is basically like having a MMORPG by yourself.

A long, shitty grind.

it's not that bad

and it wouldn't be by yourself if any of you guys ever battled

no one ever wants to battle because there's never anyone to battle with

it's a collective action problem is what it is

Crowbawt

Pretty sure I named my Lucario Shorts

Because he looks like he's wearing shorts

Sterica

Beasteh nga'chuq bachHa'.

Nerdgasmic

Speed Racer wrote:

Nerdgasmic wrote:

Rorus Raz wrote:

Training pokemon is basically like having a MMORPG by yourself.

A long, shitty grind.

it's not that bad

and it wouldn't be by yourself if any of you guys ever battled

no one ever wants to battle because there's never anyone to battle with

it's a collective action problem is what it is

I could battle

Beasteh

sorry i dont speak virgin

Speed Racer

yeah but the thing is nerd you're like the only person ever around to battle! I know all your shit and you know all my shit so it's not as fun as when there's a bunch of people with different pokemon and strategies

Nerdgasmic

but I've made new stuff

BugBoy

I use dunsparce and cincinno and anything that has cotton guard

BUGBOYBATTLE STRATEGIES

Speed Racer

Nerdgasmic wrote:

but I've made new stuff

I also don't have access to my DS right now

Beasteh

i dont know if i have a full 6 trained up on my white cart

also i disconnect a lot

Crowbawt

I absolutely refuse to use pokemon I don't think look cool. It can have the most gamebreaking stats/moves ever, I don't care.

I also always lose.

unintentional

cool game mechanics are cooler to me than cool designs