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The Bar Exam

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
A lot of us took the bar this summer. Who else passed?

Yes, this makes me a certifiable bad-ass.

"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz C'est Waa Vie Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    You're gonna make a hell of a bartender, Munkus.

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  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    congrats! Munkus Beaver, M.D.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    certifiable, certainly

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    any major dude will tell you
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I'm sorry, it was rude to say that without also saying congrats

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    any major dude will tell you
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    Munkus, congratulations!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Well shit, that one is easy to pass. The answer to every question is "hang the black guy".

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Question 14: Are you some big city lawyah?

    A: Yes
    B: No
    C: Ain't
    D : Thumbs-in-suspenders
    E: C and D

    KalTorak on
  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    an actionable falsehood

  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    i didn't!

    for the third time!

    i took it as a sign that there are better people than me (like, say, munkus and zen) that can be lawyers

    i'll be here drowning in my own debt and poor decisions until i am dead

    (congrat, munkus!)

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Congratulations!

    So, like, free consultations for all of us now, right?

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Nice job!

    Now go fucking contribute.

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  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    crwth wrote:
    i didn't!

    for the third time!

    i took it as a sign that there are better people than me (like, say, munkus and zen) that can be lawyers

    i'll be here drowning in my own debt and poor decisions until i am dead

    (congrat, munkus!)

    you could be a clerk, right?
    or go into politics. Lots of politicians have basic law degrees but never bothered with the bar.

    Crwth for webcrumblics president?

  • BeastehBeasteh RIP BIG CHRIZZLERegistered User regular
    tito i love you forever

    and want you to be a coolkid whatever you do

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i didn't!

    for the third time!

    i took it as a sign that there are better people than me (like, say, munkus and zen) that can be lawyers

    i'll be here drowning in my own debt and poor decisions until i am dead

    (congrat, munkus!)

    so would you say that you ain't passed the bar, but you know a little bit?

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  • UsagiUsagi Got catz in my zone Ca-catz in my zoneRegistered User regular
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    KalTorak wrote:
    Congrats, Munk. Where did you take it?

    Alabama.

    Question 14: Are you some big city lawyah?

    A: Yes
    B: No
    C: Ain't
    D : Thumbs-in-suspenders
    E: C and D

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    any major dude will tell you
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Anyways, super congrats, Munko!

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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz C'est Waa Vie Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    crwth I watched Rainmaker and Danny Devito totally didn't need to be a lawyer to do lawyer stuff

    I'm pretty sure it's a documentary

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  • ZonugalZonugal One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.Registered User regular
    First of all, way to go Munkus!

    Secondly, how long till you become this?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    crwth I watched Rainmaker and Danny Devito totally didn't need to be a lawyer to do lawyer stuff

    I'm pretty sure it's a documentary

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  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    @crwth also from my careful perusal of french crime procedurals, I'm pretty sure it's entirely mostly legal for you to hire an attractive but ruthless junior lawyer to be the public face of your machiavellian, mob-funded legal chambers.

    france and florida are basically the same probably.

    tynic on
  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    crwth I watched Rainmaker and Danny Devito totally didn't need to be a lawyer to do lawyer stuff

    I'm pretty sure it's a documentary



    @ 2:05

    crwth on
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME? Registered User regular
    A lot of us took the bar this summer. Who else passed?

    Yes, this makes me a certifiable bad-ass.

    Holy shit you did it! Fuck yeah munkus!!

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    out of curiosity, munkus, what about Lawyerin' made you look at it and go, "Yessir, I'd like to do that"?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    :( sorry to hear that crwth, that sucks.

  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    :( sorry to hear that crwth, that sucks.

    eh

    you win some and you lose some

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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz C'est Waa Vie Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    crwth all you need to do is to study at 1,000 times earth's gravity

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Good job Munkus, congratulations.

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  • AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User
    hey crwth, lets go to nepal and drop acid

    AgentofOrange on
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky Tails, You're my realest friend.Registered User regular
    it's kinda surprising how necessary lawyers are
    one of the funniest things I've ever seen was a lady in court try and lawyer for herself at a misdemeanors court that I was casually observing (figure it's nice to exercise a few of my citizen's rights every once in a while)
    anyways, she got confused by the proceedings and ended up paying the full $2500 dollar fine for deliberately attacking some old lady's car while drunk, even though the judge had offered her the ability to pay the cost of repairs (about $1200)
    since I was taking notes on random statistics (mainly what charges and the punishments therein) I made the note "always get a fucking lawyer and don't be a dumb bitch if it's above $250", which will probably help me later in life.

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    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    crwth all you need to do is to study at 1,000 times earth's gravity

    TRAIN, BUTTLORD, TRAIN! BLEAH! GOD DAMN YOU

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    any major dude will tell you
  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    hey crwth, lets go to nepal and drop acid

    sounds good

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  • Atari SoulAtari Soul Registered User regular
    Way to go Munkus! Amazing that you've succeeded at all of this while dealing with health issues.

    I figure that you're just made of the same stuff as Stale.

    Atari Soul on
  • UsagiUsagi Got catz in my zone Ca-catz in my zoneRegistered User regular
    So I guess this was the last obstacle in your path to take over the world

    Grats dude :)

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  • UbikUbik i'm a rude bitch, neighbor, what are you made up of i was in the 212Registered User regular
    congrats munkus

    i'll be taking it in February 2013

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  • UbikUbik i'm a rude bitch, neighbor, what are you made up of i was in the 212Registered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote:
    it's kinda surprising how necessary lawyers are
    one of the funniest things I've ever seen was a lady in court try and lawyer for herself at a misdemeanors court that I was casually observing (figure it's nice to exercise a few of my citizen's rights every once in a while)
    anyways, she got confused by the proceedings and ended up paying the full $2500 dollar fine for deliberately attacking some old lady's car while drunk, even though the judge had offered her the ability to pay the cost of repairs (about $1200)
    since I was taking notes on random statistics (mainly what charges and the punishments therein) I made the note "always get a fucking lawyer and don't be a dumb bitch if it's above $250", which will probably help me later in life.

    "A man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client."

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    crwth all you need to do is to study at 1,000 times earth's gravity

    TRAIN, BUTTLORD, TRAIN! BLEAH! GOD DAMN YOU

    Oh god, Buttlord GT. I remember when a bunch of folks, myself included, did a live reading of that in tinychat.

    Good times.

    Anyway, many congratulations, Munkus. May your lawyering be prosperous yet reasonably ethical.

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