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Sal wants YOU to read this [Embarrassing Sexual Story]?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    but

    bunny ears

    cat ears

    those are fine

    pony ears
    hoof heels
    tail plug
    chariot

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I did not find Emma Watson that attractive until after she cut her hair.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    but

    bunny ears

    cat ears

    those are fine

    I have to dress up for this work thing on Friday. I'm supposed to be the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

    I am worried.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    but

    bunny ears

    cat ears

    those are fine

    Yeah I mean ears are fine I guess, but if you're going to wear cat ears, try to be more catwoman and less, you know...cat.

    don't knead my crotch, is what I'm getting at basically.

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    but

    bunny ears

    cat ears

    those are fine

    Nah, those are kinda a turn off for me.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    b-but i wanted to show you that I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sexy Ms Frizzle is a thing.
    you BET it is

    you think she wears a thong with all stars and planets on?

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    b-but i wanted to show you that I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sexy Ms Frizzle is a thing.
    you BET it is

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Thongs can be pretty sexy.

    NNID: Rehab0
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I did not find Emma Watson that attractive until after she cut her hair.

    I'm not sure why.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    She wears it well.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    You like boys, Trippy.

    You like boys.

    And maybe someday

    you might like me.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    long hair is almost always a bigger turn on. Every once in a while there's a girl that can rock a pixie style, if they're doing the punk thing, but outside of that it doesn't really register. Longer hair almost always does.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    thongs are really dependent on both the thong itself and the butt it's on. I guess it's kinda like picking out a hat

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    thongs are great on the right girl

    gotta have the thighs and ass to accentuate it

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    long hair is almost always a bigger turn on. Every once in a while there's a girl that can rock a pixie style, if they're doing the punk thing, but outside of that it doesn't really register. Longer hair almost always does.

    Well, sometimes you need something to pull.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I think my only limits on sex roleplay would be no animals and nothing based on anything that's marketed primarily to kids/children (So no Harry Potter, or kids' cartoons or anything like that).
    b-but i wanted to show you that I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sexy Ms Frizzle is a thing.
    you BET it is

    It's been posted here before.

    http://i53.tinypic.com/nzr9s6.jpg
    http://i53.tinypic.com/wir8s8.png

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i really wish I had a closet filled with an infinite amount of clothes and I could try on whatever I wanted and see what looked good on me

    because I have no fucking clue

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Thongs work okay on a smaller girl, but I don't much see the point.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    thongs are great on the right girl

    gotta have the thighs and ass to accentuate it


    If I tried to be objective I would say that I probably have the butt for it. But not the thighs.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i really wish I had a closet filled with an infinite amount of clothes and I could try on whatever I wanted and see what looked good on me

    because I have no fucking clue


    You and me both babe.

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Once in high school, I was walking up the stairs. There was a girl higher up who was wearing a short skirt and a thong. I looked up and saw everything.

    There was a brown stain.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Isn't there a website for that kind of thing yet?

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Once in high school, I was walking up the stairs. There was a girl higher up who was wearing a short skirt and a thong. I looked up and saw everything.

    There was a brown stain.

    Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Thongs work okay on a smaller girl, but I don't much see the point.

    nah mang, you get a girl with that badonk where it just disappears, that's the good stuff

    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    i really wish I had a closet filled with an infinite amount of clothes and I could try on whatever I wanted and see what looked good on me

    because I have no fucking clue


    You and me both babe.

    Yeah but...isn't that pretty much the entire function of a mall?

    Well that and making you cry by reminding you how much money you don't have?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    i really wish I had a closet filled with an infinite amount of clothes and I could try on whatever I wanted and see what looked good on me

    because I have no fucking clue


    You and me both babe.

    Yeah but...isn't that pretty much the entire function of a mall?

    Well that and making you cry by reminding you how much money you don't have?

    don't have the figure for it yet

    or transportation to a mall

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    thongs are great on the right girl

    gotta have the thighs and ass to accentuate it


    If I tried to be objective I would say that I probably have the butt for it. But not the thighs.
    i will need evidence of this STAT

    *bangs gavel*

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    I did not find Emma Watson that attractive until after she cut her hair.

    I'm not sure why.

    I find Anne Hathaway to be very hot, but that image from the other page makes Emma Watson quite the contender.

    NNID: Rehab0
  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Once in high school, I was walking up the stairs. There was a girl higher up who was wearing a short skirt and a thong. I looked up and saw everything.

    There was a brown stain.

    I remember way back in seventh grade some girl had her first period walking up the steps and it leaked on some poor schmuch below her.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    huff huff someone mention anne hathaway in drag

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    i really wish I had a closet filled with an infinite amount of clothes and I could try on whatever I wanted and see what looked good on me

    because I have no fucking clue


    You and me both babe.

    Yeah but...isn't that pretty much the entire function of a mall?

    Well that and making you cry by reminding you how much money you don't have?

    don't have the figure for it yet

    or transportation to a mall

    see, I need to own a textiles factory so I can design my own patterns. I would call it 'Hawaiian Patterns That Aren't Ugly as Fuck What the Hell is a Station Wagon doing on your Shirt you Piece of Shit?'

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Mysst wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Thongs work okay on a smaller girl, but I don't much see the point.

    nah mang, you get a girl with that badonk where it just disappears, that's the good stuff

    Oh don't misunderstand, I love the badonk. I love a girl with a nice squeezable butt.

    I just also happen to like underwear that accentuates said butt.

    Tox on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    huff huff someone mention anne hathaway in drag

    please post the images, doll

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    I am looking forward to this "sex" thing again. It's good times, from what I remember.

    I told you I might not be able to make the meetup

    GOD DAMNIT KEITH JUST GET ON THE TRAIN ALREADY

    You'd just turn me down :(

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    godmode wrote: »
    I am looking forward to this "sex" thing again. It's good times, from what I remember.

    I told you I might not be able to make the meetup

    GOD DAMNIT KEITH JUST GET ON THE TRAIN ALREADY

    You'd just turn me down :(

    I would buy you dinner and drinks first, though! ;)

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    huff huff someone mention anne hathaway in drag

    No, but its awesome that she is going to be Catwoman.

    NNID: Rehab0
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:

    Yeah, and just like the push-up bra, that's fucking cheating.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    pfft i dont even wear underwear

    because this is metumblr_lthiz2ZRbz1r1ut9ro2_250.gif

    mensch-o-matic on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    you can't fake a good badonk. gotta have dem hips, girl

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