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Sal wants YOU to read this [Embarrassing Sexual Story]?

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    my ex didn't like either giving or receiving

    Now that I find very strange.

    You would think anyone would at least like receiving.

    A guy was very surprised when I went in for some rather deep kisses after he had just gone down on me.

    Apparently that is not normal?

    So I never kiss a guy on the lips after giving him oral sex unless he initiates it.

    That is not a bad rule of thumb.

    I once accidentally went in for a kiss when I still had juices on my face from performing and "whoops sorry!" is what I think I managed to blurt out after the fact.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Javen wrote:
    So, how many of you actually enjoy giving oral sex, and why? Obviously this applies both to guys and girls

    Love it. Intimacy, and also how easy it is to get some really fun noises and actions out of a girl.

    I do it for the noise. It's like bragging rights. I once got a guy who was going into the priesthood to say some really inappropriate things while I was giving him oral sex.

    Edit:

    Also, I want to go down on a girl so bad. But the only available offers I have would be very bad ideas for numerous reasons. So I'm going to wait for a while.

    You and me gonna hit the bars one night, pick you up a lady.

    You are such a good friend.

    Want to watch?

    brb adding camcorder to wishlist

    So that we can go over it again and you can offer me suggestions, right? This isn't for some sort of perverted reason. You're just trying to help me out, yeah?

    Yeah no that's totally it. I'm like you're coach. Your personal trainer. See this move right here? See how your tongue did that? It should do like this....you know what, here, spread your legs I'll just show you.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Weren't we saying goodbye to the thread, like 6 pages ago?

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Weren't we saying goodbye to the thread, like 6 pages ago?

    We're about to need to turn on the defrosters.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    my ex didn't like either giving or receiving

    Now that I find very strange.

    You would think anyone would at least like receiving.

    A guy was very surprised when I went in for some rather deep kisses after he had just gone down on me.

    Apparently that is not normal?

    So I never kiss a guy on the lips after giving him oral sex unless he initiates it.

    disagree, you ought to initiate. he was probably surprised because a girl he had been with didn't like it. that was my experience with my ex, as well

    I don't want to risk making him uncomfortable though!

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    my ex didn't like either giving or receiving

    Now that I find very strange.

    You would think anyone would at least like receiving.

    A guy was very surprised when I went in for some rather deep kisses after he had just gone down on me.

    Apparently that is not normal?

    So I never kiss a guy on the lips after giving him oral sex unless he initiates it.

    disagree, you ought to initiate. he was probably surprised because a girl he had been with didn't like it. that was my experience with my ex, as well

    I don't want to risk making him uncomfortable though!

    Next time, just tell him to stop being such a doofus and grow a pair.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    e: A "get up here and fuck the hell out of me" kiss is also acceptable.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Mysst wrote:
    my ex didn't like either giving or receiving

    Now that I find very strange.

    You would think anyone would at least like receiving.

    A guy was very surprised when I went in for some rather deep kisses after he had just gone down on me.

    Apparently that is not normal?

    So I never kiss a guy on the lips after giving him oral sex unless he initiates it.

    disagree, you ought to initiate. he was probably surprised because a girl he had been with didn't like it. that was my experience with my ex, as well

    Yeah, I'd rather have the lady initiate afterward.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    Yes. I like this rule.

    It's what I go by. If he wants to kiss me on the mouth after I have just (hopefully) rocked his world he should.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    e: A "get up here and fuck the hell out of me" kiss is also acceptable.

    It seems weird if it is initiated by anyone other than the receiver, I think too.

    You say this like there's a third person on the sidelines waiting.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    e: A "get up here and fuck the hell out of me" kiss is also acceptable.

    It seems weird if it is initiated by anyone other than the receiver, I think too.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    e: A "get up here and fuck the hell out of me" kiss is also acceptable.

    It seems weird if it is initiated by anyone other than the receiver, I think too.

    You say this like there's a third person on the sidelines waiting.

    on good days. on good days

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Honestly if a girl finished me off in her mouth and immediately came up for a kiss I would freak out and assume snowball.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    e: A "get up here and fuck the hell out of me" kiss is also acceptable.

    It seems weird if it is initiated by anyone other than the receiver, I think too.

    You say this like there's a third person on the sidelines waiting.

    Ineligible downfield.

    Tight end.

    Tox on
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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Rehab wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Any post-oral kissing should be initiated by whoever was just receiving. Preferably by grabbing the person's face and pulling them into a deep "omfg you have the tongue of a god" kiss

    e: A "get up here and fuck the hell out of me" kiss is also acceptable.

    It seems weird if it is initiated by anyone other than the receiver, I think too.

    You say this like there's a third person on the sidelines waiting.

    Hey, you never know!

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Honestly if a girl finished me off in her mouth and immediately came up for a kiss I would freak out and assume snowball.

    Snowball?

    Does this actually happen?

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Honestly if a girl finished me off in her mouth and immediately came up for a kiss I would freak out and assume snowball.

    Snowball?

    Does this actually happen?

    I don't know. I genuinely hope to never find out.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Honestly if a girl finished me off in her mouth and immediately came up for a kiss I would freak out and assume snowball.

    Snowball?

    Does this actually happen?

    Haven't you seen Clerks?

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    taqaandan

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Honestly if a girl finished me off in her mouth and immediately came up for a kiss I would freak out and assume snowball.

    Snowball?

    Does this actually happen?

    I don't know. I genuinely hope to never find out.

    I had to urban dictionary it to make sure my guess was right. It was.

    The thought of doing that to someone had never occurred to me before.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Sassori wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Honestly if a girl finished me off in her mouth and immediately came up for a kiss I would freak out and assume snowball.

    Snowball?

    Does this actually happen?

    Haven't you seen Clerks?


    Not in a very, very long time.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Rehab wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    goodbye sex thread

    you were weird

    Hooks in anuses and this.

    thank you. i'm glad some people liked this post. catholicism jokes are one of the few things I'm good for

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    There should be a table of contents to this thread.

    Oral Sex Etiquette: Page 107.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Clerks is where I learned of the term, and I have lived in fear ever since.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I've never been snowballed before, but I never turned down a kiss afterwards. The girls never did when roles were reversed

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    And it'll keep growing in mass if the participants don't realize what's happening and stop it. Eventually, it'll be a massive ball of spit and jizz, rolling around and swallowing up everybody Katamari/Blob-style.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    OK, so I had a girlfriend who was a squirter. I had to do some swallowing sometimes. Didn't mind, just proof I was doing my job.

    Seriously, sometimes it was like a garden hose. Made me feel good.

    Apparently since, no one has been able to do that to her

    ::high five::

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    FortyTwo wrote:
    OK, so I had a girlfriend who was a squirter. I had to do some swallowing sometimes. Didn't mind, just proof I was doing my job.

    Seriously, sometimes it was like a garden hose. Made me feel good.

    Apparently since, no one has been able to do that to her

    ::high five::

    no one touch that hand.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    FortyTwo wrote:
    OK, so I had a girlfriend who was a squirter. I had to do some swallowing sometimes. Didn't mind, just proof I was doing my job.

    Seriously, sometimes it was like a garden hose. Made me feel good.

    Apparently since, no one has been able to do that to her

    ::high five::

    Air five!

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Clerks is where I learned of the term, and I have lived in fear ever since.

    Ey man you never try you own supply? ain't that bad
    I end this thread coming out of nowhere and creeping everybody out

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Clerks is where I learned of the term, and I have lived in fear ever since.

    She also went down a few times, so that would be particularly disturbing.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    NeoToma wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Clerks is where I learned of the term, and I have lived in fear ever since.

    Ey man you never try you own supply? ain't that bad
    I end this thread coming out of nowhere and creeping everybody out

    That is not nearly the creepiest thing we've seen in these 107 pages.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    My friend once told me this story about how one day, she woke up to find a guy she was sleeping with standing there and jerking off. Her next words were,

    "Don't you dare cum in my ey-AAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHH!"

    TrippyJing on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    vegetarians taste weird

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    NeoToma wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Clerks is where I learned of the term, and I have lived in fear ever since.

    Ey man you never try you own supply? ain't that bad
    I end this thread coming out of nowhere and creeping everybody out

    Only when things went horribly wrong with the trajectory that one time!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I've tasted myself. It is not a flavor I prefer.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    vegetarians taste weird

    vegetarians taste wonderful

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I imagine it all depends on what vegetables the vegetarians are eating.

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    I've tasted all of my bodily fluids and I must say I am delicious.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Red meat better be part of your diet, ladies

    Ain't goin down on a commie

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