Sal wants YOU to read this [Embarrassing Sexual Story]?

Tonkka

Rehab wrote:

I'll never look at The Magic School Bus the same way again!

Tonkka wrote:

Tiger Uppercunt

So he does say Tiger!

I could honestly never tell if it was that or hyper.

Trust me, as I am the foremost authority in what characters say in video games.

NeoToma

Macera wrote:

mensch-o-matic wrote:

we all either knew and Arnold or were an Arnold ourselves when we were that age

I don't know.
My Class never took a field trip inside of me.

crwth

mensch-o-matic wrote:

crwth wrote:

yo girl you got one owny pussy

looks like someone wants a tour of the menschosystem

so this is posting power, huh...

Huntera

Futore wrote: »

Rehab wrote:

You mean like, doing the motions of the letters of the alphabet with your tongue down there?

Yes. It is a tip given to men as a starter thing because so often questions regarding this are "What do I even do down there?"

Is this the part where someone recommends Nina Hartley's oral guide?

Futore

I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep; so deep. So deep, it put her ass to sleep.

Macera

TrippyJing wrote:

Arnold is the only kid whose name I remember.

how could you forget Ralphie and Carlos

and Dorothy I think the smart girl's name was?

mensch-o-matic

Henroid

The hell is going on with that chick's hair?

Mysst

Futore wrote:

I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep; so deep. So deep, it put her ass to sleep.

how was your day, futore?

Futore

mensch-o-matic wrote:

OWNS OWNS OWNS HOLY SHIT

Mysst

holy shit they have a trash compacter

Grey Ghost

I was the Arnold

Tox

Mysst wrote:

holy shit they have a trash compacter

:^:

...wait, that's what that thing is?

Holy shit, I have a trash compactor.

Tonkka

Tox, you are a trash compactor.

Macera

the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

Tox

It's true. I take in trash, and compact it down, the condense it into post format.

TrippyJing

she looks so smug

Tox

Macera wrote:

the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

I would love to be tied up. Not so much because I want to be dominated, but because I love the idea of trusting someone that much.

Currently I do not know of anybody I would let tie me up.

Futore

Mysst wrote:

Futore wrote:

I felt on the big fat fanny. Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny. And my dick runs deep; so deep. So deep, it put her ass to sleep.

how was your day, futore?

It was a good day.

Grey Ghost

I ain't trust nobody

Antimatter

Grey Ghost wrote:

I ain't trust nobody

hello

Futore

GG, I need you to store something in your butt for me. I promise it won't explode.

Tonkka

Quick, get me some pink fuzzy handcuffs.

mensch-o-matic

Futore wrote:

GG, I need you to store something in your butt for me. I promise it won't explode.

Its me I'm going in your butt

Futore

mensch don't explode in GG's butt. I made a promise. Don't care how DTS you are

mensch-o-matic

just because im down to stab doesnt mean i cant control my natural explodey impulses dude!!

Grey Ghost

BSA (Butt Security Administration) agents are en route to all of your positions now

tugga

Fyndir wrote:

tugga wrote:

BYToady wrote:

tugga wrote:

several people in oklahoma whom i have never met know of me due to a sexual act i invented a couple years ago

Just because you called it "The Tugga" does not mean you invented the hand job.

its so much better than that

Elaborate on this to end the thread.

Do it.

Its sort of bro-y, if you get my drift.

My roommate and I double teamed a girl with a lazy eye. I had the business end and he had the kisser.

Well midway through i sort of give her a stiff arm to the back of the head, while downing an entire beer.

In oklahoma, im known for inventing "The Heisman."

I've received many thousands of fist bumps for it. Which is both awesome, and sad, at the same time.

Futore

w/e mensch my leg muscles are sore and i am in a crabby mood. it is hard being so well muscled

Shabooty

explosives in butts?

man, there's a lot I don't know about butt stuff

Grey Ghost

holy shit tugga

tugga

i dont post much anymore

but when i do

Weaver

Macera wrote:

the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

Try it.

tugga

Weaver wrote:

Macera wrote:

the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

Try it.

I've sat through Descent and Hard Candy.

No thanks.

Macera

Weaver wrote:

Macera wrote:

the whole tying people up and stuff is another sex thing I just don't get

Try it.

nope

Uriel

I don't get it either.

I would rather both parties be more involved.

Antimatter

macera is more into fishnets

Weaver

Getcha some of these



and a



and some

Macera

Antimatter wrote:

macera is more into fishnets

ban

antimatter

Antimatter

Macera wrote:

Antimatter wrote:

macera is more into fishnets

ban

antimatter

that that that that that that that don't kill me

can only make me stronger