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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    Bail?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    You have a problem with Shakira? You realize celebrities serving on advisory boards to promote social issues isn't a new thing right?

    Like Arnie with the 'don't be a fatty' foundation during the Reagan/Bush/Clinton years?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    laughing like children
    living like lovers

    ?

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I mean, Angelina Jolie is a UN ambassador for chrissakes.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    laughing like children
    living like lovers

    ?

    Bunging jumping like maniacs?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Graphene, an exotic form of carbon consisting of sheets a single atom thick, exhibits a novel reaction to light, MIT researchers have found: Sparked by light’s energy, the material can produce electric current in unusual ways. The finding could lead to improvements in photodetectors and night-vision systems, and possibly to a new approach to generating electricity from sunlight.

    This has been your Geek Break of the Hour!

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    laughing like children
    living like lovers

    ?

    I don't think inspiring me to /wrist is a cure.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Fast five has lost me at 11 minutes in, do I keep watching (y/n)?

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Fast five has lost me at 11 minutes in, do I keep watching (y/n)?

    Yes.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Hey Henroid. 10/1 is past, update your sig or whatevs.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    She is an advisor on an area she has been running a non-profit on since the mid-1990s. Top off she experience with some big name NGOs and IGOs when it comes to children's issues in South America. A little research goes a long way.

    Also you just wish your government had such sexy people in it.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    You have a problem with Shakira? You realize celebrities serving on advisory boards to promote social issues isn't a new thing right?

    Like Arnie with the 'don't be a fatty' foundation during the Reagan/Bush/Clinton years?

    You realize Arnie is a prime example of just one of the ways in which your country's politics are hilarious and absurd right?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Wash wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    You have a problem with Shakira? You realize celebrities serving on advisory boards to promote social issues isn't a new thing right?

    Like Arnie with the 'don't be a fatty' foundation during the Reagan/Bush/Clinton years?

    You realize Arnie is a prime example of just one of the ways in which your country's politics are hilarious and absurd right?

    are you just saying that because he's a celebrity, or what

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    Call a friend to go out and live up the night?
    Write an Android app. They're good times.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Fast five has lost me at 11 minutes in, do I keep watching (y/n)?

    It gets gradually more ridiculous and fun as it progresses. It's fucking crazy, and you should keep watching.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES
    TIME ON MY HANDS COULD BE TIME SPENT WITH YOU

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    on movies:

    Go With It

    it's classic Adam Sandler. it reminds me most of the wedding singer without the sappy romance parts of the wedding singer. it had its moments of typical adam sandler comedy and jennifer anniston managaed to work well with sandler's goofieness like she did with carey in bruce almighty. altogether I'd say it's worth watching.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote:
    Fast five has lost me at 11 minutes in, do I keep watching (y/n)?

    Yes.

    Ok. Will take your word for it.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Henroid wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    laughing like children
    living like lovers

    ?

    I don't think inspiring me to /wrist is a cure.

    Listening to Elton is not torture. :(

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    You have a problem with Shakira? You realize celebrities serving on advisory boards to promote social issues isn't a new thing right?

    Like Arnie with the 'don't be a fatty' foundation during the Reagan/Bush/Clinton years?

    You realize Arnie is a prime example of just one of the ways in which your country's politics are hilarious and absurd right?

    It's okay, haters gonna hate.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    To be honest I didn't really give them any followers.

    For the most part their followers will tend to be unaware of the Gods themselves, they're just attempting to fulfill their goals.

    Like the "High Priest" of Descartes is an intelligence officer for the small nation the story takes place in, who is attempting to manipulate public information in order to protect them from the threat of neighboring nations pressing down on them. As the plot progresses, he gets more and more extreme in his views of what qualifies an acceptable lie for the benefit of another, and eventually he manifests the God.

    he should be a TV infomercial faith healer who secretly doesn't believe in god but keeps up his act despite the harm it does because he wants the money.

    This is super old, but the point for most of the major characters is that they will be sympathetic and well-intentioned. Each of them will have a philosophy that there are at least some grounds for the belief of.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    fluffy, are you just mad that canada's celebrities all look like middle school teachers that don't know about conditioner

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    FPS tower defense? Sounds like a mistake.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    She is an advisor on an area she has been running a non-profit on since the mid-1990s. Top off she experience with some big name NGOs and IGOs when it comes to children's issues in South America. A little research goes a long way.

    Also you just wish your government had such sexy people in it.

    Dude it's Shakira. Is she really the most qualified person they could find to fill that position? The "hips don't lie" girl? How does that not boggle your mind, that fucking Shakira is the person somebody thought was best suited for that job.

    And yeah okay, maybe Canada could use a hotty, or at least the equivalent of a Carla Bruni. I'd support terrible reforms for a Carla Bruni.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    so are entertainers no longer allowed to be well-rounded people with a wide variety of skills and talents? if you ever make a pop song or an action movie, you can't do anything important?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Wash wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    She is an advisor on an area she has been running a non-profit on since the mid-1990s. Top off she experience with some big name NGOs and IGOs when it comes to children's issues in South America. A little research goes a long way.

    Also you just wish your government had such sexy people in it.

    Dude it's Shakira. Is she really the most qualified person they could find to fill that position? The "hips don't lie" girl? How does that not boggle your mind, that fucking Shakira is the person somebody thought was best suited for that job.

    And yeah okay, maybe Canada could use a hotty, or at least the equivalent of a Carla Bruni. I'd support terrible reforms for a Carla Bruni.

    Hot people can be smart, bro.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Hey Henroid. 10/1 is past, update your sig or whatevs.

    Why?

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    She is an advisor on an area she has been running a non-profit on since the mid-1990s. Top off she experience with some big name NGOs and IGOs when it comes to children's issues in South America. A little research goes a long way.

    Also you just wish your government had such sexy people in it.

    Dude it's Shakira. Is she really the most qualified person they could find to fill that position? The "hips don't lie" girl? How does that not boggle your mind, that fucking Shakira is the person somebody thought was best suited for that job.

    And yeah okay, maybe Canada could use a hotty, or at least the equivalent of a Carla Bruni. I'd support terrible reforms for a Carla Bruni.

    Apparently she's been doing a lot of work in the field.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    Call a friend to go out and live up the night?
    Write an Android app. They're good times.

    All my friends aren't even in the same state as me.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    For instance, I'm brilliant.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    She is an advisor on an area she has been running a non-profit on since the mid-1990s. Top off she experience with some big name NGOs and IGOs when it comes to children's issues in South America. A little research goes a long way.

    Also you just wish your government had such sexy people in it.

    Dude it's Shakira. Is she really the most qualified person they could find to fill that position? The "hips don't lie" girl? How does that not boggle your mind, that fucking Shakira is the person somebody thought was best suited for that job.

    And yeah okay, maybe Canada could use a hotty, or at least the equivalent of a Carla Bruni. I'd support terrible reforms for a Carla Bruni.

    I can trust Shakira as a politician so long as her public policy declarations are made with her hips.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Guys, Canadians never have anything nice to say about U.S. politics. Just adjust the dial and tune out the background noise.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    Bail?

    On what or who?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Shakira's involved in U.S. politics now?

    Your country is turning into a caricature of itself

    She is an advisor on an area she has been running a non-profit on since the mid-1990s. Top off she experience with some big name NGOs and IGOs when it comes to children's issues in South America. A little research goes a long way.

    Also you just wish your government had such sexy people in it.

    Dude it's Shakira. Is she really the most qualified person they could find to fill that position? The "hips don't lie" girl? How does that not boggle your mind, that fucking Shakira is the person somebody thought was best suited for that job.

    And yeah okay, maybe Canada could use a hotty, or at least the equivalent of a Carla Bruni. I'd support terrible reforms for a Carla Bruni.

    People can be multifaceted? Her program has earned accolades from numerous prominent groups? She has connections? Hell she runs a program exactly that she is advising on that has been successful?

    Because people are in entertainment doesn't make them unable to do other jobs well or be knowledgeable? Al Franken was a comedian and has turned into a wonderful senator.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I can't believe some people still espouse Canadian exceptionalism even in 2011

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    so are entertainers no longer allowed to be well-rounded people with a wide variety of skills and talents? if you ever make a pop song or an action movie, you can't do anything important?

    Ringer!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Tamin wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    Bail?

    On what or who?

    It was a terrible joke!

    I would "remedy" (get rid of / escape from) the "blues" (cops) by paying bail.


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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    You guys should totally play Fate of the World. It's less than $20 with all the DLC, and I've literally spent 50 hours on it without exploring half the content.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Anyone got a remedy for the blues?

    depends on the color of blue you are

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Hey Henroid. 10/1 is past, update your sig or whatevs.

    Why?

    Because I want to know when part 41 will be up.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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