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Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Straight dudes are lucky.

thatassemblyguy

Winky wrote:

Is vanilla supposed to be special for smart phones?

Because when I access the forums on my smart phone I get the normal site.

Yeah, it's one of the features they tout as awesome-tastic about Vanilla.

Mazzyx

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

Henroid

syndalis wrote:

Henroid wrote:

syndalis wrote:

Henroid wrote:

Nerdgasmic wrote:

you're so excitable, henroid

Hi I'm having a really bad night.

Me? I'm just pissed Stern went on vacation for a week AGAIN.

This is getting silly.

This is actually part of the schedule. 3 weeks in a month they're workin', and then a week off. What pisses me off is there's no flow to them being in for Thursdays or not.

But there's tons of material they can make specials out of and Stern has been at this for a long time so I don't hold it against him to take it easy on the work.

His photography of Beth is great though.

For sure... I just get mad because I like listening to new content when working, and I have been a constant listener since the early 90s... so I kinda know all this stuff. The "that's what's happening" special was nostalgic fun, but not anything new for me. At all.

I don't begrudge his earning some time off... I just selfishly want more stuff to enjoy.

Sal and Richard should get an hour or three to fill by themselves, just to see what would happen.

I've listened to him on and off since the 90's so there's a lot I've missed. I was fucking dying during the bits with Howard doing the Kennedy voice. ER AH, ER AH.

But yeah, I do want more.

As for Sal and Richard, I dunno about three hours but a show with them for a bit once a week might be cool. The latest call they put together, with Sal "speaking in tongues," oh god. OH GOD.

Henroid

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

I'm single right now and miss my ex so I'm going to tell you you're wrong, okay?

You're wrong.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

Mazzyx

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

:shock:

Henroid

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

Ignore my response to you!

BeNarwhal

Henroid wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

I'm single right now and miss my ex so I'm going to tell you you're wrong, okay?

You're wrong.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

Nah, see, she's right.

But rest assured - it's a guilt we live with everyday.

People everywhere everyday are sucking wieners, except for us selfish jerks. (Louis CK poorly paraphrased)

syndalis

Organichu wrote:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399182/october-06-2011/tribute-to-steve-jobs?xrs=synd_facebook

Anyone who's not gonna make a snide comment about how much they don't care about Steve Jobs or how they don't like him- don't bother replying.

But watch the whole thing.

Especially the end.

Dammit Colbert, that's the closest I have come to crying this whole time.

_J_

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

Yup.

The lack of a compulsion to suck dick is pretty damn great.

thatassemblyguy

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

Hahaha, pulling off a pair of panties when the hedges have been obviously neglected is p bad too. Just sayin'.

Edit: s/panties when/panties only to find/

Caveman Paws

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never voluntarily have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

Winky

Is there a way I can switch it to the mobile site? That seems more convenient than what I do.

Shivahn

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Mazzyx wrote:

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote:

Straight dudes are lucky.

Explain!

You'll never have to deal with a mouthful of semen.

What if they autofellate?

Why does no one think of the poor autofellators D:

syndalis

Henroid wrote:

syndalis wrote:

Henroid wrote:

syndalis wrote:

Henroid wrote:

Nerdgasmic wrote:

you're so excitable, henroid

Hi I'm having a really bad night.

Me? I'm just pissed Stern went on vacation for a week AGAIN.

This is getting silly.

This is actually part of the schedule. 3 weeks in a month they're workin', and then a week off. What pisses me off is there's no flow to them being in for Thursdays or not.

But there's tons of material they can make specials out of and Stern has been at this for a long time so I don't hold it against him to take it easy on the work.

His photography of Beth is great though.

For sure... I just get mad because I like listening to new content when working, and I have been a constant listener since the early 90s... so I kinda know all this stuff. The "that's what's happening" special was nostalgic fun, but not anything new for me. At all.

I don't begrudge his earning some time off... I just selfishly want more stuff to enjoy.

Sal and Richard should get an hour or three to fill by themselves, just to see what would happen.

I've listened to him on and off since the 90's so there's a lot I've missed. I was fucking dying during the bits with Howard doing the Kennedy voice. ER AH, ER AH.

But yeah, I do want more.

As for Sal and Richard, I dunno about three hours but a show with them for a bit once a week might be cool. The latest call they put together, with Sal "speaking in tongues," oh god. OH GOD.

I couldn't stop laughing. Especially when the Gaga showed up. And the obligatory bababooey.

thatassemblyguy

Winky wrote:

Is there a way I can switch it to the mobile site? That seems more convenient than what I do.

Theoretically, the Vanilla forum code is supposed to auto-detect such things.

emnmnme

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Kagera

Organichu wrote:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399182/october-06-2011/tribute-to-steve-jobs?xrs=synd_facebook

Anyone who's not gonna make a snide comment about how much they don't care about Steve Jobs or how they don't like him- don't bother replying.

But watch the whole thing.

Especially the end.

I like when Steve Jobs had Woz help him develope Breakout then when Jobs got a $5000 bonus didn't tell Woz about it.

Organichu

I'm a single guy and I have semen in my mouth every day.

_J_

syndalis wrote:

Organichu wrote:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399182/october-06-2011/tribute-to-steve-jobs?xrs=synd_facebook

Anyone who's not gonna make a snide comment about how much they don't care about Steve Jobs or how they don't like him- don't bother replying.

But watch the whole thing.

Especially the end.

Dammit Colbert, that's the closest I have come to crying this whole time.

awwww

Organichu

Kagera wrote:

Organichu wrote:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399182/october-06-2011/tribute-to-steve-jobs?xrs=synd_facebook

Anyone who's not gonna make a snide comment about how much they don't care about Steve Jobs or how they don't like him- don't bother replying.

But watch the whole thing.

Especially the end.

I like when Steve Jobs had Woz help him develope Breakout then when Jobs got a $5000 bonus didn't tell Woz about it.

Woz forgives him, I think. He was crying the other night while reflecting on their long history, and how much he missed his friend.

But you're right hate hate hate hate *chant*

Henroid

syndalis wrote:

Henroid wrote:

As for Sal and Richard, I dunno about three hours but a show with them for a bit once a week might be cool. The latest call they put together, with Sal "speaking in tongues," oh god. OH GOD.

I couldn't stop laughing. Especially when the Gaga showed up. And the obligatory bababooey.

Oh look what I found.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Organichu wrote:

I'm a single guy and I have semen in my mouth every day.

um

Variable

argh why me tired

Variable

Winky wrote:

Arrrgh, decisions, so hard.

Dark Souls

Rage

Or BF3 (Brobox)

???

dark souls

Winky

Arrrgh, decisions, so hard.

Dark Souls

Rage

Or BF3 (Brobox)

???

Kagera

Organichu wrote:

Kagera wrote:

Organichu wrote:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399182/october-06-2011/tribute-to-steve-jobs?xrs=synd_facebook

Anyone who's not gonna make a snide comment about how much they don't care about Steve Jobs or how they don't like him- don't bother replying.

But watch the whole thing.

Especially the end.

I like when Steve Jobs had Woz help him develope Breakout then when Jobs got a $5000 bonus didn't tell Woz about it.

Woz forgives him, I think. He was crying the other night while reflecting on their long history, and how much he missed his friend.

But you're right hate hate hate hate *chant*

I said nothing which could be interpreted as hate. In fact I used a term the opposite of hate!

BeNarwhal

My body chose today to breakdown on several different fronts.

I am not pleased, because I still had to power through the workday as if I weren't in constant agony.

RMS Oceanic

I am supervising our servers and how they're impacted by another team's server upgrades while lying in bed.

Laptops are awesome.

syndalis

_J_ wrote:

syndalis wrote:

Organichu wrote:

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/399182/october-06-2011/tribute-to-steve-jobs?xrs=synd_facebook

Anyone who's not gonna make a snide comment about how much they don't care about Steve Jobs or how they don't like him- don't bother replying.

But watch the whole thing.

Especially the end.

Dammit Colbert, that's the closest I have come to crying this whole time.

awwww

There is something about sending a thankful email off to someone who will never read it that gets me... and it makes me think about what Apple will do with the steve@apple.com email address, and all the stuff he must have received since his passing there.

Organichu

I'm trying to reflect on the worst part about being a guy who's sexually attracted to women- things that are specific to women, I mean. I dunno. It doesn't hurt the first time (or any time after!). Oral isn't nearly so unpleasant as I imagine it can be for some ladies, as long as everyone stays clean. I don't have to worry about their faces being all scratchy.

I mean... I guess menstrual moods suck? But it's a lot worse for her than it is for me so I can hardly complain.

I think I like being a straight dude. 8-)

syndalis

Organichu wrote:

I'm trying to reflect on the worst part about being a guy who's sexually attracted to women- things that are specific to women, I mean. I dunno. It doesn't hurt the first time (or any time after!). Oral isn't nearly so unpleasant as I imagine it can be for some ladies, as long as everyone stays clean. I don't have to worry about their faces being all scratchy.

I mean... I guess menstrual moods suck? But it's a lot worse for her than it is for me so I can hardly complain.

I think I like being a straight dude. 8-)

To be completely honest, the hardest part about being a straight male is dealing with the fact that at least in American culture, you have to put in the most effort to get initial sexual attention.

I am not saying everyone else has it easy (HARDLY), its just that if you want instant gratification that is purely physical, straight dudes don't have grindr, and aren't guaranteed to be hit on by a pile of meaningless assholes when they go to a bar.

Kagera

Prostates are p. lame.

Henroid

da do run run run da do run run run

syndalis

Henroid wrote:

da do run run run da do run run run

Rah rah ah ah a-ah, ooh laa raa-ah ah-ah!

_J_

Organichu wrote:

I'm trying to reflect on the worst part about being a guy who's sexually attracted to women- things that are specific to women, I mean. I dunno. It doesn't hurt the first time (or any time after!). Oral isn't nearly so unpleasant as I imagine it can be for some ladies, as long as everyone stays clean. I don't have to worry about their faces being all scratchy.

I mean... I guess menstrual moods suck? But it's a lot worse for her than it is for me so I can hardly complain.

I think I like being a straight dude. 8-)

It is pretty great.

Mazzyx

Kagera wrote:

Prostates are p. lame.

That just isn't straight men. That is instead God's way of telling us he wants all men to die early.

syndalis

Kagera wrote:

Prostates are p. lame.

lame for gay guys too.

Well, when they go bad.

Prostate play can be pretty intense.

Henroid

syndalis wrote:

Henroid wrote:

da do run run run da do run run run

Rah rah ah ah a-ah, ooh laa raa-ah ah-ah!

"Hold on I've gotta turn down the gas here."

"Uh, alright."

"Wh-WHOA-" *BOOM