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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    BTW, I'm going to need a complete list of every name change on this board over the last 18 months.

    Somebody please get on that.
    It's mostly in the name change thread. There are about six others, all but one of which are in another thread in the same forum about username length.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    I've been here for longer than that, Nerd.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Freihoffer's premium Italian bread is the saddest thing ever invented.

    how does it beat the fleshlight

    Which is sadder, the vampire fang mouth fleshlight or the sparkly pale vampire cock dildo with the instructions to store it in the fridge for the full "fucking a dead guy" feeling?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    The fleshlight is just the inverse of a dildo.

    fair enough

    but how does Freihover's IWB compare to this:

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    The fleshlight is just the inverse of a dildo.

    I wonder if they have a dedicated porn site yet for videos of people sticking a dildo in a fleshlight.

    EDIT:
    Dammit sarksus, beating me and shit.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I already have all of the ideas, Winky!

    Gonna make me a fortune.

    There will be a special series where porn stars stay clothed and fuck fleshlights with dildos while pretending to moan like they always do.

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    No one is dissing parappa, are they?

    LearnedHand wrote: »
    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    BTW, I'm going to need a complete list of every name change on this board over the last 18 months.

    Somebody please get on that.
    It's mostly in the name change thread. There are about six others, all but one of which are in another thread in the same forum about username length.

    As if I have the time to do my own research. That's what you you peasants are for.
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Freihoffer's premium Italian bread is the saddest thing ever invented.

    how does it beat the fleshlight

    Which is sadder, the vampire fang mouth fleshlight or the sparkly pale vampire cock dildo with the instructions to store it in the fridge for the full "fucking a dead guy" feeling?
    Strictly speaking, a vampire, being dead, should have no bloodflow, and therefore no ability to begin or maintain an erection.

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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    I already have all of the ideas, Winky!

    Gonna make me a fortune.

    There will be a special series where porn stars stay clothed and fuck fleshlights with dildos while pretending to moan like they always do.

    I wonder if you can legally put that on TV.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I already have all of the ideas, Winky!

    Gonna make me a fortune.

    There will be a special series where porn stars stay clothed and fuck fleshlights with dildos while pretending to moan like they always do.

    I wonder if you can legally put that on TV.

    You could put it on cable, at least late at night. I don't think anything specifically bars you.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    I'm pretty sure jeepguy was always Captain Carrot, even when he was jeepguy.

    Also things about war with Eurasia and stuff.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    I already have all of the ideas, Winky!

    Gonna make me a fortune.

    There will be a special series where porn stars stay clothed and fuck fleshlights with dildos while pretending to moan like they always do.

    I wonder if you can legally put that on TV.

    You could put it on cable, at least late at night. I don't think anything specifically bars you.

    so could you put sexbots on late-night cable

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Freihoffer's premium Italian bread is the saddest thing ever invented.

    how does it beat the fleshlight

    Which is sadder, the vampire fang mouth fleshlight or the sparkly pale vampire cock dildo with the instructions to store it in the fridge for the full "fucking a dead guy" feeling?
    Strictly speaking, a vampire, being dead, should have no bloodflow, and therefore no ability to begin or maintain an erection.

    Cut it off and stick a pipe in it.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Freihoffer's premium Italian bread is the saddest thing ever invented.

    how does it beat the fleshlight

    Which is sadder, the vampire fang mouth fleshlight or the sparkly pale vampire cock dildo with the instructions to store it in the fridge for the full "fucking a dead guy" feeling?
    Strictly speaking, a vampire, being dead, should have no bloodflow, and therefore no ability to begin or maintain an erection.

    Well, we all knew Stephanie Meyer's writing was soft anyway. Now we just need the movie to flop.

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live!
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Freihoffer's premium Italian bread is the saddest thing ever invented.

    how does it beat the fleshlight

    Which is sadder, the vampire fang mouth fleshlight or the sparkly pale vampire cock dildo with the instructions to store it in the fridge for the full "fucking a dead guy" feeling?
    Strictly speaking, a vampire, being dead, should have no bloodflow, and therefore no ability to begin or maintain an erection.

    What about rigor mortis?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    OnTheLastCastle wrote:
    No one is dissing parappa, are they?

    I was merely suggesting that the difficulty curve on some of those levels was akin to being struck repeatedly in the crotchal region.

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  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    What about rigor mortis?

    Only lasts a few hours!

    So good for a while, but ultimately will disappoint.

    My writing blog, By Way of the Aurora Borealis, is now live!
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Richy wrote:
    Captain Carrot wrote:
    Lawndart wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Freihoffer's premium Italian bread is the saddest thing ever invented.

    how does it beat the fleshlight

    Which is sadder, the vampire fang mouth fleshlight or the sparkly pale vampire cock dildo with the instructions to store it in the fridge for the full "fucking a dead guy" feeling?
    Strictly speaking, a vampire, being dead, should have no bloodflow, and therefore no ability to begin or maintain an erection.

    What about rigor mortis?

    So a vampire's ability to get a boner is dependent on whether or not they had a boner at the moment they became a vampire?

    That should probably be on Wikipedia somewhere.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    But vampires do have blood flowing in then, Carrot!

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Sarksus wrote:
    Cut it off and stick a pipe in it.

    And another sit-com catchphrase was born.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    There is actually a lesser known faction of vampires in Twilight who were all having sex when they were turned and now the men have erections they cannot satisfy and the women can no longer feel joy after the pleasure center in the brain was burned out.

    There is a lesson of Mormonism in here someplace.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    2 more hours until MLP.

    Then one more until hockey.

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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote:
    2 more hours until MLP.

    Then one more until hockey.

    But there's no new episode. :(

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
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