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Sunday morning [chat] is literal OMG FRASIER IS ON NETFLIX

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Michio Kaku?

    Yes! Thank you!

    All the hugs for you!

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    :shock:

    I've never worn one. :p

    I figured but I keep forgetting those things exist.

    I can teach you that many things exist.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    Oh, Michael Vick, how can you throw for 100 yards and a touchdown and still only have 5 points? Please stop throwing interceptions and throw many ball to J Maclin. Your friend, OtLC.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    chu, you are a mother lover.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    The threesome video is about our crazy weekend together.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Cock rings are p tight.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Passerbye wrote:
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Michio Kaku?

    Yes! Thank you!

    All the hugs for you!

    Who else would they be for?

    I'M ZIMMY FOR CHRISSAKE

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • HenroidHenroid Maintenance Mode Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    :shock:

    I've never worn one. :p

    I figured but I keep forgetting those things exist.

    I can teach you that many things exist.

    How do you even put those things on? Like I guess you have to pre-plan to use them right?

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit." - @Ludious
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Maybe I could join the Navy

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Arivia wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    Also, wouldn't a vampire's blood-drinking create an artificial blood flow? That would solve the problem. All they need to do is to drop their pants the moment they finish a feeding and put a cock ring very tightly around it to maintain the erection indefinitely.

    Cock rings aren't that tight.

    :shock:

    I've never worn one. :p

    I figured but I keep forgetting those things exist.

    I can teach you that many things exist.

    How do you even put those things on? Like I guess you have to pre-plan to use them right?

    Well you have to pre-plan in the sense that you have to have one with you, they don't just materialize out of thin air. But if you have one, then at any point where you have an erection you put it on. I usually put it on at the same time I put on a condom.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    I think Sunday afternoon calls for pizza.

    Can you hear it calling?

    But I had cold pizza for breakfast?

    well, it was Sunday afternoon somewhere, right?

    Nerd, I am going to get a basic pepperoni, I think.

    True. But it wasn't Sunday afternoon for me.

    Woo, subjectivity.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    I need a 2TB external harddrive with firewire that can be used with a Mac and PC.

    Those probably don't go for cheap, huh.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    TehSpectre wrote:
    Maybe I could join the Navy

    You could sail the seven seas!

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote:
    Maybe I could join the Navy

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    What is the purpose of a cock right?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    TehSpectre wrote:
    Maybe I could join the Navy

    You could sail the seven seas!
    And you could put your mind at ease!

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Michio Kaku?

    Yes! Thank you!

    All the hugs for you!

    Who else would they be for?

    I'M ZIMMY FOR CHRISSAKE

    If you get cocky about it you'll scare the hugs away.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    I need a 2TB external harddrive with firewire that can be used with a Mac and PC.

    Those probably don't go for cheap, huh.

    Does it have to be firewire? What about a network drive?

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Mmmm. I have made strawberry and banana crumble. It will be nommy.

  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Wash wrote:
    What is the purpose of a cock right?

    ...to...stick..into things?

    Mim on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    God damn it, Open University, your card payment processing system has been down for a fortnight solid.

    Now I have to print these forms, fill them in by hand, and then post them, like some kind of savage.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Cock ring, I meant cock ring

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Wash wrote:
    Cock ring, I meant cock ring

    This explains so much.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Castle, what covenant are you going for in Dark Souls?

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  • HenroidHenroid Maintenance Mode Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Cock ring, I meant cock ring

    Maybe Arivia will enlighten us!

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit." - @Ludious
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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    I need a 2TB external harddrive with firewire that can be used with a Mac and PC.

    Those probably don't go for cheap, huh.

    Does it have to be firewire? What about a network drive?

    I was told firewire by the course instructor. What's the difference?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Passerbye wrote:
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    Passerbye wrote:
    You, people with the knowledge. There's this slightly older Japanese physicist, but I cannot for the life of me remember his name. It is bothering the Boy and I to bits. Please, [chat], help us! You're our only hope.

    Michio Kaku?

    Yes! Thank you!

    All the hugs for you!

    Who else would they be for?

    I'M ZIMMY FOR CHRISSAKE

    If you get cocky about it you'll scare the hugs away.

    If I'm not cocky I will lack the confidence to be awesome and earn my hugs!

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Cock ring, I meant cock ring

    I think they help maintain erections. They may also make sex better? I'm not sure.

  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Wash wrote:
    Cock ring, I meant cock ring

    :P

    They help maintain erections AND some of them have vibrators in them to, you know, help out the ladies :winky:.

    Mim on
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Mim wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Cock ring, I meant cock ring

    :P

    They help maintain erections AND some of them have vibrators in them to you know, help out the ladies :winky:.

    They can be quite pleasant for the gentlemen, too.

  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Yellowknife, NTRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Wash wrote:
    Nova_C wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    I need a 2TB external harddrive with firewire that can be used with a Mac and PC.

    Those probably don't go for cheap, huh.

    Does it have to be firewire? What about a network drive?

    I was told firewire by the course instructor. What's the difference?

    I just bought a 2TB network drive that requires no software on either the Mac or PC. Just plug it into the switch and start transferring porn. It was $130. As far as the difference, a network drive plugs into a network. A firewire drive plugs into a firewire port. :P

    Nova_C on
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    I need a 2TB external harddrive with firewire that can be used with a Mac and PC.

    Those probably don't go for cheap, huh.

    OS interoperability is achieved with the file system on the drive. Drives that advertise as 'for OSX' or 'for Windows' generally mean that they are (by default) shipped with a friendly file system, and they might have some sort of system utility as an .app versus an .exe. This is a good article on it:

    http://www.myfirstmac.com/index.php/mac/articles/1-external-hard-drive-for-your-mac-and-pc

    Does it need to be exactly 2tb? Does it need to be firewire?

    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822154425

    This seems to fit your requirements.

  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote:
    If I'm not cocky I will lack the confidence to be awesome and earn my hugs!

    But that kind of confidence is brittle, and easily shattered.

    Your love life should give you ample evidence of this.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Oh, man. That's what I get for making a sandwich before hitting reply/

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I don't know if having something vibrating on my cock would be especially noticeable.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I don't know if having something vibrating on my cock would be especially noticeable.

    It all depends on where it's placed. Because of how cock rings are worn you can have the vibrator right at the root of the penis, underneath the testicles. It can be pretty intense.

  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Oh, man. That's what I get for making a sandwich before hitting reply/

    Man, I want a sandwich. As well as some pizza. Some wings.

    mozzarella sticks...

    fries..

    big ass bottles of coca cola, dr. pepper and strawberry fanta.

    I need to get pregnant so I can act on these desires.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I have not used a cock ring

    but I have tried one on, under peculiar circumstances

    noooot a fan

    that shit was... painful to remove.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I don't know if having something vibrating on my cock would be especially noticeable.

    It all depends on where it's placed. Because of how cock rings are worn you can have the vibrator right at the root of the penis, underneath the testicles. It can be pretty intense.

    That's fair. Something vibrating on my balls sounds pretty amazing.

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