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[Trailers] Solidifying Iron-Clad Opinions in 2:30 or Less

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In a world where marketing is everything . . . in a time where getting advance word out is key . . . in a place where OMFG DID U SEE THE AVENGERS SHIT WOOOOOOOOOO



Ahem. Right, sorry. Trailers can move you off the fence from "meh" to "please take the cash from my wallet now" or to "I can't believe I ever considered seeing this pile of garbage". They can include music not in the movie, lines adjusted to remove swearing or to alter the perception of a scene, or - in some cases - entire sequences that you'll never see in the film (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, for example). They can even give you the idea that the film is a comedy or action film or romance when the end result is anything but. And in others, they will basically hand you the plot from start to finish - including twists, cameo appearances, and anything else that might get your ass into a seat on opening weekend.

But I still love the little bastards when they are done right. Case in point:



Bring them forth, my friends.

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  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular

    That looks wonderfully mediocre.

    I'm betting cold hard cash the villain is Raspy Voice Detective Guy.

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  • Banzai5150Banzai5150 Registered User regular
    Endaro wrote:

    That looks wonderfully mediocre.

    I'm betting cold hard cash the villain is Raspy Voice Detective Guy.

    I just had this conversation with a friend and he was all 'No way they'll make it that obvious!". To me, their already being semi-obvious with the success of the "Sherlock" movies, it seems to me, their trying to get on that money train.

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    That Social Network trailer is really good, holy moly

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    wandering wrote:
    That Social Network trailer is really good, holy moly

    Now we say that, yet at the time everyone was morally against the concept of a facebook movie. That's honestly the first time I've seen the trailer because pre-release it was "lol facebook movie." It is a good one though. I should quit listening to my friends.

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  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    The Social Network trailer is what all trailers should aspire to.

    I 2 minutes and 31 seconds, it basically turned everyone who was "lol facebook movie? that's fucking stupid" into "holy shitballs, that looks good".

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    The Raven sure has some quality acting.

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe? What? Whose idea was that?

  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    I think Rainn Wilson is the only actor with a head big enough to match Poe.

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  • AtomikaAtomika (citation needed)Registered User regular
    John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe? What? Whose idea was that?

    Meh, it's better than Michael Jackson. Jackson lobbied for that role for about 10 years. He was weirdly obsessed with it.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote:
    I think Rainn Wilson is the only actor with a head big enough to match Poe.
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    I must have watched the Social Network trailer a couple dozen times, it's so amazing. That and A Serious Man, Tree of Life, and Where The Wild Things Are

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Oh goodie, I love trailers. Game trailers, movie trailers, even upcoming fight trailers. There's a fine art to fitting in as much awesome as you can in 2 minutes without actually giving away too much.
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    And how 'bout a couple of game trailers?
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  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    I'd love to see The Raid as a polemic against No Knock raids in the US.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular


    This is supposed to be extremely brutal and fucked up.

    I've heard it compares to Blindness, but is more realistic.

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    The trailer for The Raid is so badass I'm not sure if the movie can live up to the potential. But I hope it can.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Registered User regular
    So, The Avengers looks cool and all, but... I can't help but feel like "too much awesome in one place." I suppose I'd really rather just have another Iron Man movie. :P

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    At least based on the trailer, that seems to be what it is.

    Which isn't really surprising, since RDJ is really the most compelling actor playing the most compelling character.

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    At least based on the trailer, that seems to be what it is.

    Which isn't really surprising, since RDJ is really the most compelling actor playing the most compelling character.

    sam jackson is the most compelling actor in this movie
    i'm glad we're finally done with the short nick fury cameos and now we get to see the full extent of his character kicking all sorts of ass
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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Also Shane Black is making Iron Man 3.

  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    Also Shane Black is making Iron Man 3.

    Every time I hear that I can't control the smile on my face.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    mrt144 wrote:
    I'd love to see The Raid as a polemic against No Knock raids in the US.

    I think it's a polemic against cops that don't stab people in the chest.

    Honestly the movie itself might be just too brutal and ugly for me to really enjoy (Although it does have good early reviews!), but at a 2 minute dose it's pretty dang fun.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    They put out a trailer for the prequel to Bakemonogatari. You don't need to be able to understand it to enjoy it.



    (And btw, what exactly IS the policy on anime discussions on this board? There's a sticky that says none, but sometimes I still see a thread about a particular show, and I'm never quite sure what's allowed or not. And then the general chatter board has THEIR no anime sticky saying to only have anime discussions on D&D. I assume it's because of flamewars or something at some point before I ever got here.)

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular


    In Time... odd concept, directed by the guy who did Gattaca, so I'll certainly give it a chance.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    (And btw, what exactly IS the policy on anime discussions on this board? There's a sticky that says none, but sometimes I still see a thread about a particular show, and I'm never quite sure what's allowed or not. And then the general chatter board has THEIR no anime sticky saying to only have anime discussions on D&D. I assume it's because of flamewars or something at some point before I ever got here.)

    The policy is no thread about anime in general, but they allow threads about specific animes and anime discussion in threads where it is relevant to the discussion.

  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    I'm actually pretty excited for In Time. There's plenty of chance for it to be dumb obviously but cast seems not-terrible. Timberlake can act at least enough for this role. And the premise is interesting in a pop-philosophical way, which I'm a sucker for.

    It looks like it might have a fairly formulaic eat-the-rich kind of plot, but I'm hopeful.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    It seems sorta similar to Gattica, where you're basically taking an idea-filled sci-fi short story and stretching it out into a saggy two hours. Although everyone being the same age like that was a nice touch.

  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Royal Tart Toter Registered User regular


    This might be my most hyped movie for 2012. I love the book so much I have a physical and kindle copy of it and read it twice, on each version.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    That looks fun, but it also looks like a not particularly high budget TV episode. The cinematography looks kinda awful.

  • HalfhandHalfhand Registered User
    Cinematography and acting aside from Giamatti looks awful.

    Like there is absolutely nothing interesting looking going on in the visual style, and that's pretty fucking important for an adaptation of that book.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Halfhand wrote:
    Cinematography and acting aside from Giamatti looks awful.

    Like there is absolutely nothing interesting looking going on in the visual style, and that's pretty fucking important for an adaptation of that book.

    Not only 'nothing interesting' it looks like they literally used the exact same lighting setup for about half the shots. And it's ugly. Which, hey, Fight Club is ugly, but for a purpose. This just looks like dingy diner. I don't expect the main guy to be an Oscar winner, but I don't think he even passed the Turing test in the trailer. Paul Giamatti's actual acting just makes the lack everywhere else that much more noticeable. And what's up with the aspect ratio? Even indy movies filmed on a digital Canon handheld can do a proper widescreen.

    SyFy original movies have had more promise than this... Sorry to pile onto it for fans of the book (I haven't read it), but... yeah. Ouch.

  • GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    I'm suing Marvel, Disney and Joss Whedon. I gained 30 pounds and had a minor heart attack from the excessive amount of cheese in the recent Avengers trailer.

    Anyone else on board? Let's make this a class action affair.

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  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular


    In Time... odd concept, directed by the guy who did Gattaca, so I'll certainly give it a chance.

    I got a costume, set and vehicle boner.

  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    My god, it's looking like this really will be the best Muppet movie ever.

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  • ForarForar Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    You knew I was gonna post the Mass Effect 2 Trailer

    I love that trailer so very very much. Funny thing, it includes something the OP mentions; lines that don't exist in the game itself.

    It's not quite at the same level, but I'm really loving the ME3 Gameplay trailer as well.

    (ME1/2 spoilers, obviously)
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    And worthy of mention; Two Steps From Hell, a group who makes music specifically for trailers (though they may have branched out).

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    That Bakemonogatari trailer is delightful.

    So is that Strangelove trailer.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I see your Muppets trailer and raise you


  • The JudgeThe Judge Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    I've been waiting to see what this one looks like for awhile.



    Hardy and Pine seem to be having a ball.

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  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    I like the concept of that movie.

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    hah, that looks fun.

  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    I need to be able to just report this entire page as awesome.

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