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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a $100 bill?

    My very first Secret Satans was a check for some amount of money I forget.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Not that I wasn't crass for sending it, but they appreciated it.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited October 2011
    One of the best Christmas gifts I ever got was when I was dirt fucking poor in college. My supervisor at work drew my name for secret Santa. He took the "secret" right out of that shit by picking me up from my dorm and taking me to the grocery store. It was stupidly touching.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Neville tell your body to quit being abused by microorganisms several trillion times smaller than it.

    If only.
    I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
    I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.

    List is up to date as of now.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a ripped open and hastily taped up envelope?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a ripped open and hastily taped up envelope?

    Slightly less crass than me laughing as you get banned for being a shitty person and ruining someone's Christmas.

    Stupid questions: :arrow:

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Neville tell your body to quit being abused by microorganisms several trillion times smaller than it.

    If only.
    I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
    I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.

    List is up to date as of now.

    Excellent! You are the best.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    neville wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a ripped open and hastily taped up envelope?

    Slightly less crass than me laughing as you get banned for being a shitty person and ruining someone's Christmas.

    Stupid questions: :arrow:

    wait so what constitutes a gift then, because i thought you only got banned if you sent nothing

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2011
    because one year i got like a halo 3 cap and a rubber ball and i still to this day do not know who sent me that and i'd much much rather have a 100 dollar bill

    i dont think that would ruin anyone's christmas, really
    it's a free hundo

    Kusuguttai on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    neville wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a ripped open and hastily taped up envelope?

    Slightly less crass than me laughing as you get banned for being a shitty person and ruining someone's Christmas.

    Stupid questions: :arrow:

    wait so what constitutes a gift then, because i thought you only got banned if you sent nothing

    Was referring to what might eventually make it to the satanee's house in the event of just sending a $100 bill in a an envelope. Sorry I wasn't more clear.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    oh i didnt even read the fixed quote because i was too busy 'playing' halo
    i put playing in quotation marks because it seems to be the mission of 90% of the people who play that game to make their opponents have zero fun whatsoever

    oh man grifball spawn camping and literally not scoring even though you have complete control of the game just so you can rack up meaningless kills! YOU SURE ARE MAKING THIS FUN FOR ME

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Double-checked my sign up email and resent it.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    oh i didnt even read the fixed quote because i was too busy 'playing' halo
    i put playing in quotation marks because it seems to be the mission of 90% of the people who play that game to make their opponents have zero fun whatsoever

    oh man grifball spawn camping and literally not scoring even though you have complete control of the game just so you can rack up meaningless kills! YOU SURE ARE MAKING THIS FUN FOR ME

    Does Rocket Race still exist?

    If it does I will play.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    I never got into halo much. I think I finished the first game, skipped the second and got lost ten minutes into the third (not talking about the story).

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/ea7b/?srp=9

    someone buy me this or the 10th doctor's coat please god please
    i dont care how awful this makes me
    i want it

    This link really annoys me.

    Firstly The Doctor never wear's his jacket closed.

    Secondly you never do up the bottom button of a jacket.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
  • GatsbyGatsby You come at the Nidoking You best not missRegistered User regular
    Well, he did button it up once for a split second. But yeah, who the fuck does the bottom button up

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  • godmodegodmode Registered User regular
    Man, every time I see him, my eyes just go straight to his forehead and nonexistent eyebrows and it's so distracting.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Man, every time I see posts about Dr. Who,

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Going to rearrange that post.

    make it about Keith.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Man, every time I see posts about Dr. Who,

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    dr who slots in right between battlestar galactica and fringe for sci fi shows that it really seemed like I should care about, but don't


  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Going to rearrange that post.

    make it about Keith.

    now I'm not going to sign your tattoo

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I have my appointment in less than two weeks.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Doctor Who is alright.

    Just alright.

    It has the production values of Power Rangers. But the writing is decent most of the time.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited October 2011
    neville wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a ripped open and hastily taped up envelope?

    Slightly less crass than me laughing as you get banned for being a shitty person and ruining someone's Christmas.

    Stupid questions: :arrow:

    Whoa... I wasn't aware it would be THAT bad. I mean, hell, some people might think that would be a pretty awesome gift.

    Learn something new everyday I suppose.


    E: Oh, uh, things happened to my creation there. Nothing to see here, move along!!

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    After browsing through some of you people's wishlists, you get me all excited to buy you stuff.

    All of your wishlists are ace, by the way.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    mine is purely indulgent and is just a list of stuff I would one day buy for myself if I had spare cash lying around

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I am not partaking, making a wishlist proved too difficult

    But I'll help Mori with whatever he decides to send to his Satan!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    Rachel are you really telling me that the reason you did not sign up is because you were too lazy to WANT THE STUFF YOU LIKE

    REALLY, RACHEL

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    ah, Rachel, you are one of my favourite people ever

    just... ever

    you should sign up because whoever gets you will basically send you baby stuff if they know ANYTHING AT ALL about what's IN YOUR NEAR FUTURE

    and nothing is better than free baby stuff

    cuz seriously that stuff can be pricey

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Aww, thank you :oops:

    And yes, it can!

    Well, I still have a little while in which to sign up!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Seriously, Rachel.

    Sign up.

    Either you're going to get some cool stuff or some baby stuff. Maybe even some combination of both. You know what you'll not get? Stuff for Mori. Nay, nay....you sign up and it's all about Rachel Time.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Janson, just say "My wishlist is baby stuff" and you are good to go

    Also Marg just buy me stuff 'kay

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Sign up, Rachel!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Neville tell your body to quit being abused by microorganisms several trillion times smaller than it.

    If only.
    I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
    I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.

    List is up to date as of now.
    I bet you only cough up two lungs...three tops.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Sheri wrote:
    Janson, just say "My wishlist is baby stuff" and you are good to go

    Also Marg just buy me stuff 'kay

    Is lube okay? I'm buying you lube. Hope you put NSFW OK cause that's what you're getting.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Alright, time for a Satan's post that goes above and beyond the wishlist that is located in my sig.
    Spoiler:

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom The dream is dead Gummy bears are foreverRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock, I looked at your wishlist on Amazon, and I accidentally discovered that you kinda sorta live near me

    Gonna send you a present from your wishlist definitely at some point, even if you ain't my Satanee

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I noted that NSFW was not ok. Look, if it's great...go for it. But butt plugs I'm just full up on and don't need more of.

    Sounds like you don't need more, just bigger

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