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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin
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Part of my gift last year was a drawing and it was amazing.
You are talented in this way; you could make some poor Satan very happy.
Last year all I got was a 10 buck nerf gun that I had no use for at all
short gays are adorable!
:3
No problem =)
I will be providing stuff and buying a fuckton this year for sure.
Hopefully you guys will have the final bid time(s) a bit later than last year?
I couldn't refresh often enough when I was at work :\
yes please
he tried to hit up every single food place we passed (AFTER EATING DINNER)
two days is an accomplishment
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Oh he's like my coworker who will literally go eat somewhere even if he just finished eating.
Then he will outeat everyone.
And he weighs like 7 pounds.
Haaaaattteeeee
the only reason lostwords seems comparatively light is because he wears crocs
Hey Satan
What I want:
I wear pants sizes you can't find, and brands I wouldn't ever expect you to buy. Don't bother trying. I'm particular about my clothing.
Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.
My passion is cooking, but I can't really eat solid food without pain.
I hate Irony.
and Anime.
Ironic Anime sends me into rage-shakes.
I have a PS3 and 360. I don't play many games.
You have my amazon and foodzie wishlists.
If you are type AB- and don't need your liver, your pancreas, one of your kidneys, or about 9 feet of your intestines... I do.
I have a serious love of Southern Americana. So if you find a 100 year old cornbread pan, or a copper pot-still yeah, buy it for me.
I own a Xoom. I need some kind of portfolio or case or something for it so I can easily use it at work.
I smoke a pipe. A nice tin of cavendish would be appreciated.
A vintage Dunhill estate pipe would also.
So would a nice Money-Order, just sayin.
Trunk Club
whooooooooops
I gave up on that long ago, Keith doesn't love me
Trunk Club
I haven't had the money to go down to Philly in forever
I'm sorry
I can give you 140
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Plus no fatties.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
that is my present
a big ol boner
Hell if that's a gift people can give, I'll take -100
Steam
Man, I don't want me none of them darkie organs.
White blood only Doc! Don't be making me no Negroid once I'm asleep.
Trunk Club
No wonder all those organs are failing.
Going to get you a hot air balloon ride.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
That's why they're better at sports!!
Trunk Club
they should definitely include this because international shipping is a pile of dogshit, particularly to korea, and a local contact number helps things immensely, particularly when the sender doesn't really know you
I'll address more specific concerns like this and what @Blake T brought up in the next thread's OP
Makin' it happen.
Alright, I'm doing this thing. To my Satan:
I like sports. Specifically, the Houston Texans. Specifically, Matt Schaub. If I got anything related to him I would be SO happy. Anything Texans related would be great. Also, I do fencing (foil mostly) and fencing-related stuff would be nice.
I'm Jewish, so Jew stuff (funny or otherwise) would be much appreciated.
I have a 360, Wii and DS. I'll update this post with what games I have, and if I don't have it I'll probably enjoy it. Exceptions are turn-based strategy games like Disgaea and Advance Wars and first-person shooters like MW.
edit: list of my games is here:
Bullet Witch
Virtua Fighter 5
GTA IV
King of Fighters XII
ME 1 and 2
Dead or Alive 4
NBA Street Homecourt
Sega Rally REVO
Sega Superstars Tennis
Quantum of Solace
SoulCalibur IV
Battlefield: Bad Company
EA MMA
MvC 3
Need for speed Shift
Blitz: The League II
Gears of War 3
I shared the 360 with my brother, which explains all the fighting games. I like them for the most part, just not my thing overall.
DS games I have
Sonic Rush
Sonic Chronicles
Pokemon Platinum
Chrono Trigger
The World Ends With You (I LOVE this game so anything related to it would be so boss.)
Planet Puzzle League
Super Mario 64
Wii games I have
Smash Bros Brawl
Mario Galaxy 2
No Steam games, please. I'd like them but I have no idea what my laptop can run and I don't play many PC games.
I'd also like to get into some tabletop gaming. No idea where to start.
Movies would be nice. DVD only, unless you can gift Amazon or Zune videos I'm not sure. I have precious few movies. Action, thriller, comedy are all good. One specific request: The Social Network.
TV shows. I have Breaking Bad. I'd like the Wire and Parks and Rec. First time those two shows have been mentioned in one sentence.
A gift card to Zune or Amazon would be awesome for music, TV, movies.
As for game-related stuff, Mass Effect, Mass Effect, and Mass Effect. I have games 1 and 2 (and the first ME novel), but anything else is fair game.
Books: I like investigative non-fiction and sci-fi the best. I will appreciate any book (real or Kindle) thrown my way.
I'm a size adult small for shirts. I don't really wear gaming and general geek shirts.
Basically, anything I get will be awesome and wonderful. I own a Zune, for chrissakes. I'm not hard to please.
Lemme see here, I own a PS3, a Wii, and a DS. I generally enjoy FPS and RPGs, though there are very few games I don't enjoy at least somewhat.
I also have Steam
Generally as far as clothes go I am not super fussy, and generally pay very little attention to what I wear other than if it's comfortable. Maybe that's just because I have nothing good anyway, maybe surprise me or something. I wear either a Medium or Large shirt, depending on how it runs, and I have no idea about pants.
I also read quite a bit, Sci-fi, Fantasy, general fiction, non-fiction, pretty much anything as long as it's good.
If you're artistically talented I would absolutely not say no to some creative stuff, particularly if it's in physical form.
I also like music, Indie, alternative, things in that vein. (Hate rap, dance, most techno, all country with the single exception of Cash)
I'll probably keep updating this as I remember more as well as my amazon wishlist.
If you're still stuck ask someone to ask me for you I guess?
Or give me surprises.
I usually like surprises.
AFTERTHOUGHTS:
THE GREEN ONE
I play LoL and have a WoW account that I never use, if you want me to love you get me riot points and if you want me to hate you get me game time.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out
Probably gonna sign up for this again
i wear a large maybe xl shirt
any show i like i already own on dvd except for batman beyond, jlu, jl, and every season of batman tas except the first one
i have a 360 and a 3ds, but you should buy me a ps3 and then buy me dust and then buy me uncharted 2 and then buy me uncharted 3 and then buy me a 1080p television set and then i will buy you my mouth on your generals
i like butts, send me butts
if you need more help, ask the following people:
keith
meissnerd
skull man
not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype
if you want to give me a boner, send me this
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out
also you can ask this asshole because he knows classy things to buy for anyone really
buy me blade runner, ultimate mega cut, someone
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
dude i really wanted to get you so much more hulk shit but i was SO POOR that year
i am also severely disappointed that it wasn't full size like i thought it was
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out