Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

neville

Kusuguttai wrote:

not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype

Banned from Secret Satans and from life.
You're a whoremonger.

Kusuguttai

i cannot for the life of me remember who i got last year or what i got them
i hope they liked it!

and @Smart Hero is a fuckin awesome satan

Kusuguttai

neville wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote:

not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype

Banned from Secret Satans and from life.
You're a whoremonger.

i'd put up garlic to ward you away but you'd probably turn it into a delicious cheesecake, you monster

neville

Kusuguttai wrote:

neville wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote:

not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype

Banned from Secret Satans and from life.
You're a whoremonger.

i'd put up garlic to ward you away but you'd probably turn it into a delicious cheesecake, you monster

Blaming us just because we can't escape your event horizon?
That's pretty rude.

Blake T

Neville isn't a vampire, that pale skin is due to years of living in Seattle.

Shorty

Kusuguttai wrote:

i cannot for the life of me remember who i got last year or what i got them
i hope they liked it!

and @Smart Hero is a fuckin awesome satan

one year he sent me a Richard Nixon plushie

Kusuguttai

i may be unbearably fat, but i'm

wait what was the second thing you said

TheLawinator

Should I sign up? Neville tell me truly.

Kusuguttai

@Neville, @Neville, on the wall
who's the prettiest of them all

Bucketman

Signed up because I love giving people things that make them smile

neville

TheLawinator wrote:

Should I sign up? Neville tell me truly.

Yes!

Kusuguttai wrote:

@Neville, @Neville, on the wall
who's the prettiest of them all

me!!!!!!!

Orikaeshigitae

hi nevs

Kusuguttai

neville wrote: »

TheLawinator wrote:

Should I sign up? Neville tell me truly.

Yes!

Kusuguttai wrote:

@Neville, @Neville, on the wall
who's the prettiest of them all

me!!!!!!!

Neville, Neville, you don't count
You must be impartial in your account!
Now try again, and let us know
Which of us forumers you would blow

Romanian My Escutcheon

Oh, shit, is it time for this already?

So, uh, before I send the e-mail, if I sign up as an international donor, what's the average mark-up I should expect to see on price?

Kusuguttai

Orik, Orik, next to Neville
Are your powers on the level?

Kusuguttai

kusu kusu on the wall
you're the loneliest of them all

That Dave Fella

You can get a flat rate box RMED for like $40.

Romanian My Escutcheon

That might be within the acceptable price range!

Now I just need to dummy up a list.

Mr Fuzzbutt

Well I am kind of poor at the moment and my work schedule is unpredictable.

On the other hand, it is Secret Satans and I had a blast last year.

So I'm kind of undec--

OH MY GOSH FLUTTERSHY AND SATANPONY GOTTA SIGN UP IMMEDIATELY

Gatsby

Alright I just signed up, I'll put my wishlist in my sig and update it a little every now and then but right now it has plenty to go off of.

Fearghaill

Nogs wrote:

People on the forums to talk to if you are really really out of ideas:

Keith (He is the only person you should ask, no matter who you get)

But what if I get Keith?

Ubik

i'm sending everyone printed copies of jerk city with my incoherent ramblings scrawled over them in what you hope is ink

Kadith

what if i hope it's not ink?

Squall

i bought neville-cookies in solid saints last year and i managed to stretch them out over a couple of weeks

it was really tough tho

Ubik

Kadith wrote:

what if i hope it's not ink?

make sure that's on your list

Blake T

Gatsby wrote:

Alright I just signed up, I'll put my wishlist in my sig and update it a little every now and then but right now it has plenty to go off of.

POUND O DICE

Gatsby

Blake T wrote: »

Gatsby wrote:

Alright I just signed up, I'll put my wishlist in my sig and update it a little every now and then but right now it has plenty to go off of.

POUND O DICE

In for a penny...

Romanian My Escutcheon

Ubik wrote:

Kadith wrote:

what if i hope it's not ink?

make sure that's on your list

NSFW: Yes, unless it involves Ubik fluids.

In which case, double yes.

Ubik

you want fluids

i can get you fluids

Kadith

I need all the fluids

Blake T

So far Julian and Stale are people who like things good enough to be on my wishlist.

Gatsby

Oh damn Blake you just reminded to add Luke Cage Noir to my list.

Hunter

Hey, do coupons to the Bunny Ranch for a Hobo Mouthharp go under SFW or NSFW?

DrZiplock

neville wrote:

DrZiplock wrote:

Solid Saints (the one where you all bid on stuff auction style and the money goes to Child's Play) is still happening.

It is, however, being pushed into the new year for a number of reasons. Most of them are logistical in nature (i.e. new website, logo, auction tool, tax reasons that will make shit easier for the Child's Play crew, people will have holiday cash to spend, etc.)

Last year we raised just shy of $12k. This year we're going for $20k.


And as always, thanks to Neville for running this again...and to Mully for the art.

No problem =)
I will be providing stuff and buying a fuckton this year for sure.

Hopefully you guys will have the final bid time(s) a bit later than last year?
I couldn't refresh often enough when I was at work :\

Finding an "end auction" time for everyone coast to coast and globally is a bit of a thing, but we'll do what we can to accommodate most people.

There's a solid chance the auction will run over a weekend to give everyone enough time to hit the site and make their bids. We'll let ya know!

A duck!

The list of things I know I want is fairly short:

Sci-Fi books - I've read all the Asimov and Clarke that I care to, so any other author is fine
TV shows - I haven't watched TV in like five years, so there's plenty to go with (Venture Bros and Archer, maybe?

If there are any neat products that are local to your area that would be cool as well!

Gatsby

I'd be really tempted to send people frozen kangaroo meat, if that were possible.

It is delicious.

The Lovely Bastard

send me it

wanna eat that roo

Gatsby

If I can I will TLB.

It's like steak but tougher.

Blake T

So you've never cooked it correctly then.

Gatsby

I meant in the sense that it's for tough men.