Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

Legba

Don't know what you're talking about, Kochi. Nothing fills me with the spirit of thanks-giving more than getting a bunch of presents.

Bogey

We mean real Thanksgiving, not fake practice Thanksgiving that has to be held in summer before the deep freeze hits.

BYToady

DrZiplock wrote:

It'll happen, don't worry.

Every year there are a few people who throw cash and caution to the wind and, as the kids say, make it rain.

Mark my words, we will see a secret satans in our time that involves the delivery of a car.

If a friend of mine hadn't needed a used car, my old 96 honda civic would have been a real possibility.

Gatsby

Gonna draw something real nice for my Satanee.

Antimatter

Gatsby wrote:

Gonna draw something real nice for my Satanee.

fffffffffffffff

Stale

Ok, so my satanee has had the shipment for...... over 4 hours now. Get home!

Gatsby

Antimatter wrote: »

Gatsby wrote:

Gonna draw something real nice for my Satanee.

fffffffffffffff

You're not mine.

But that doesn't mean I won't draw you something. :twisted:

Janson

Stale wrote:

Ok, so my satanee has had the shipment for...... over 4 hours now. Get home!

Can you give hints

Like, whereabouts is your satanee

I mean, we'll all find out soon enough who they are, right?

Aphostile

And also I believe you're talking about the middle of the workday for those of us on the real coast.

BYToady

I'll go check my porch right now Stale.

Stale

Aphostile wrote:

And also I believe you're talking about the middle of the workday for those of us on the real coast.

they are on the real coast. The one where I live. Not the one made of lollipops and hippies.

Caulk Bite 6

eh, I need to check the mail, anyway.

BYToady

Nothing out there, what a disappointment.

Aphostile

Stale wrote:

Aphostile wrote:

And also I believe you're talking about the middle of the workday for those of us on the real coast.

they are on the real coast. The one where I live. Not the one made of lollipops and hippies.

Well then fly out to where they are and punch them in the face, take back your gifts, then tell them to post about it.

Stale

best plan

Gatsby

Hire someone you know who lives near them to just follow them for the rest of the day and stand behind them, arms crossed, feet tapping impatiently while every now and then pointing at their watch.

Kochikens

Bogey wrote:

We mean real Thanksgiving, not fake practice Thanksgiving that has to be held in summer before the deep freeze hits.

We just like to space things out rather than have one turkey day followed by another!

Stale

I do this every year.

it's tradition. overnight gifts to unsuspecting people and complain about how their schedules don't co-incide with my plans.

Tef

Yep gift buying is on once I fly home tonight. Gonna do at least the big Amazon wishlist buy up and hopefully I'll be able to start getting my care package together too. Exciting times!

Caulk Bite 6

Well, it's definitely not me.

I am not the Stale giftee.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

How can I have a box waiting for me already? We've only had our people for four days!

OH, WELL, TIME TO CRACK THIS BITCH OPEN.

Spoiler:

Farewell, ye noble box.

So, what's up first?

Spoiler:

Oh, shit, son, time to roll in style.

Wait, what question marks? No, I don't know about those. Let's revisit this question at the end.

Next up...

Spoiler:

I guess I have something to put in that dice bag now! A lot of somethings, as it turns out.

Next...

Spoiler:

Wait, you can cook without a microwave?

No, no, this cannot be, I will have to investigate this heresy later.

Delicious, delicious heresy.

Spoiler:

[Insert OWS Fraction Joke Here.]

Also, more goodies?

Aw, yiss, this is what I like to hear.

One last package...

Spoiler:

New headset?

Oh, fuck yes.

Now, who is responsible for this grand haul?



@Stale Thank you so much man, you absolutely killed it. <3



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Gatsby

Goddamn Stale.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Stale wrote:

I do this every year.

it's tradition. overnight gifts to unsuspecting people and complain about how their schedules don't co-incide with my plans.

He's right.

<3

Zay

Dang Stale, nice!

Caulk Bite 6

A kinder type of Dan.

Janson

Schweet, nice collection of gifts, Stale!

Stale

Awesome, glad you dig it man.

Once I do my seasonal baking/jamming/candy-making, you'll be getting another shipment of goodies.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Stale wrote:

Awesome, glad you dig it man.

Once I do my seasonal baking/jamming/candy-making, you'll be getting another shipment of goodies.

Hearts forever.

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Keith

is that the same Pam Anderson

Moriveth

Stale, you are aces.

Naphtali

That is tops Stale, good work

#pipe

That is a sweet haul. Excellent job as usual, Dan.

SenorTacos

Nice work Dan.

Fearghaill

No Keith, it is not that Pam Anderson.

It is however an excellent book. I have it and love it. Great job, Stale!

Goose!

Added that headset to my wishlist.

ShimSham

Chessex's pound-o-dice is awesome. It's fun to just throw the whole bag out on a table and see all the different types you get. Nicely done Stale.

Sweeney Tom

Nice haul, and great job of gifting Stale!

Antimatter

two items are shipping

woo

Aeyther

Nice gifts :^:

Naphtali

My Satan's gifts are bought and should be getting to them early next week! I am excited and hope they like the gifts. Went a little over my budget but I think it will be worth it.