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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I was asleep when it happened.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    See, Keith, no good can come of farting on someone's pillow.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Aw man, does that mean I'm not getting dysentery Marg? :(

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I was asleep when it happened.

    I'll take it

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    Aw man, does that mean I'm not getting dysentery Marg? :(

    Firing up Oregon trail again.

    Usagi, Dru (because I gotta get both of you guys to Oregon), Batman, ________?________, and ____________?_____________

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    Vermi, you know I have searched high and low for the recipe for those hobo brownies and haven't found anything. I think you just asked a genie for them or something.

    if you were my satanee i would build you a time machine. because i feel pretty lousy that i cannot remember where i got that recipe from.

    steam id: vermiculture
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote:
    I was asleep when it happened.

    I'll take it

    Weird, that's the last thing I heard before I fell asleep.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Vermiculture and Khoo it is.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maybe don't starve them and run them ragged like you did with us.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    BATMAN (drowned)
    KHOO (drowned)

    Such a great start.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Batman would have had a gadget to prevent drowning. This game is a farce.

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    oh marg you should have asked- i can't swim. I'M ENDANGERING THE MISSION

    steam id: vermiculture
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I play OT like I play SIMS: how quickly can I kill everything.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    DRUHIM has a broken arm
    DRUHIM has cholera
    DRUHIM has died
    VERMICLTR has a fever
    VERMICLTR has died
    USAGI has measles
    USAGI has exhaustion
    USAGI has died.

    Made it 1666 miles. Good job, team.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Best LP yet

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    Vermi, you know I have searched high and low for the recipe for those hobo brownies and haven't found anything. I think you just asked a genie for them or something.

    if you were my satanee i would build you a time machine. because i feel pretty lousy that i cannot remember where i got that recipe from.

    Really it's for the best. No snack that good should be able to be baked upon demand.

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    OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Dear Satan

    I need this in my life
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    NES PC!

    Okami on
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Nice.

    I was going to kit out a Tandy 1000, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to find an old box to mod.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I've updated my wish post with a few names of folks that can be contacted in the event there are specific questions from my Satan. I have every confidence none of them will reveal your identity, if they even let on that what they're asking after is on behalf of my satan.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Um um um okay so it turns out Out of Print Clothing has updated their stock. Now they have all this new stuff and and and there's a women's Catch-22 shirt

    You guys

    I'd ask for this for my Satans present but I think I may need to buy it myself this very instant

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    @#pipe I know I'm not the only Euro satanee, but if you got me and shipping is a bitch, digital gifts retain all the love of physical ones, but without the sticky clean-up afterwards. It's totally kosher, man.

    Legba on
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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Hello I am Europe.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    btw dave I am sorry I did not come say hello when you were here
    I was working
    for the people

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    It's cool! Ben pointed out the generally area of your apartment and told me that he spies on you.

    I'd like to come back and spend more time even if just for a visit.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    That australian mother fucker

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    He wasn't the one working for the man,

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I said the people, not the man.

    Listen Daves accent would be waaayyy more entertaining than Tens. I have been completely numbed to your Aussie lameness.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I would enjoy listening to you more if you called people hosers more often.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Satan, I know it's not out yet.

    But if you could get me this it would be incredible.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2093965/

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    I say words funny! That's a thing I do.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Wait, are you telling me that Ten's name is Ben?
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    Gatsby on
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Hello I am Europe.

    How can you be Europe when I am Europe?

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Wait, are you telling me that Ten's name is Ben?
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    He's second to A Duck! Bill

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I think that Ben10 joke was probably beaten to death at some point

    Dug up out of its grave and reanimated as a zombie then bludgeoned some more

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Oooooooooooshit i did not make an "about me" post

    Okay hi Satan

    I like stuff

    Ugh I'm bad at this

    I HAVE A FAVORITES LIST ON ETSY: http://www.etsy.com/people/SheriBFabulous/favorites?ref=si_fav

    Please do not feel that you have to buy me something off of it. Currently there's a ton of wreaths on there because I have started making them, but mostly it's cool jewelry and things. If you decide to buy me a ring (the only jewelry with a size), I have very skinny fingers and wear a 5 3/4 - 6 ring. Lots of stuff on the list is marked as "Sold," but most of it has already been re-listed by the seller, so if you see something you want to get me but it's sold, check their shop, they may have it re-listed already!

    I love handmade things! I also love: dangly earrings, giraffes, and photography. But you won't see a lot of photography/camera stuff on there (maybe a little), but I DO really want one of these: http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/camera-lens-mug/

    Um I wear a size ladies' medium for shirts, I have an iPhone 4 and an iPad 1 and. . . honestly, I'll probably love whatever you send me.

    If you're stuck, you can certainly ask @Javen, @Smart Hero or @Stareosarus for ideas.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I am starting work on the home made portion of my gift

    All of you who are not my satanee should be jealous

    The Lovely Bastard on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Does the "home made" portion involve semen

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    do you need help with the semen part

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    SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    Will I be receiving Keith's semen?

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