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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I just hope I get someone I know a little better. I usually get someone I've never directly spoken to.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Dang. I'm always un-/under-employed when this shit comes up.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I've never done this before. I usually miss the sign-ups, and have always assumed I was too broke to contribute. Gonna try it this year. Maybe.

    I think I'll start working on my wishlist, and if I feel like I've got a sufficient enough list(s) by the end of the month, I'll sign up.

    Also I guess I'll reserve this post for wishlist stuff, too.

    Tox on
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Man, @Neville ... Please, please pair me with Butters.


    Please. Dear God please.

    If I get you I'm sending you mustard based BBQ sauces

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    i have a few weeks to collect change from fountains so i'll seriously consider applying this year

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    From what I know about Tox, his wishlist will only contain sex toys and smut.

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    From what I know about Tox, his wishlist will only contain sex toys and smut.

    Is .. is this a problem? Cause I might need to change mine around a bit >.>

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Time to make my traditional gift giving mega-wishlist.

    To Amazon.com at once!!!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Man, @Neville ... Please, please pair me with Butters.


    Please. Dear God please.

    If I get you I'm sending you mustard based BBQ sauces

    If I get Hunter, I'll send him copies of those pictures I took of him in Thailand surrounded by dead underage hookers.

    And my bank account number.



    hopefully he can read between the lines.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Junpei wrote:
    From what I know about Tox, his wishlist will only contain sex toys and smut.

    Is .. is this a problem? Cause I might need to change mine around a bit >.>

    When I worked at the porn shop, we sold a giant double-headed dildo.

    This thing was like 10 or 12 pounds of solid silicone, big around as my damn arm.

    It was named "Manowar" for the peach colored, and "Mandingo" for the black one.


    Without fail, the ones who bought it were always skinny dudes with shame in their eyes.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Man, @Neville ... Please, please pair me with Butters.


    Please. Dear God please.

    If I get you I'm sending you mustard based BBQ sauces

    If I get Hunter, I'll send him copies of those pictures I took of him in Thailand surrounded by dead underage hookers.

    And my bank account number.



    hopefully he can read between the lines.

    That you want me to book another trip to Thailand for the two of us?

  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    Trying to decide if I should just make one mega-list at Amazon, or if I should break it down by category (either also at Amazon, or through various websites).

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Man, @Neville ... Please, please pair me with Butters.


    Please. Dear God please.

    If I get you I'm sending you mustard based BBQ sauces

    If I get Hunter, I'll send him copies of those pictures I took of him in Thailand surrounded by dead underage hookers.

    And my bank account number.



    hopefully he can read between the lines.

    That you want me to book another trip to Thailand for the two of us?

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Junpei wrote:
    From what I know about Tox, his wishlist will only contain sex toys and smut.

    Is .. is this a problem? Cause I might need to change mine around a bit >.>

    When I worked at the porn shop, we sold a giant double-headed dildo.

    This thing was like 10 or 12 pounds of solid silicone, big around as my damn arm.

    It was named "Manowar" for the peach colored, and "Mandingo" for the black one.


    Without fail, the ones who bought it were always skinny dudes with shame in their eyes.

    But joy in their hearts

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    I'm on board, I normally do G&T Santa but I am gonna do both this year since I am in a better place than years past. Ie: Not in a fucking desert.

    Whoever I get this year will also find donations to Childs Play in their name along with the gifts so that we can DOUBLE THE AWESOME.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    Junpei wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    Junpei wrote:
    From what I know about Tox, his wishlist will only contain sex toys and smut.

    Is .. is this a problem? Cause I might need to change mine around a bit >.>

    When I worked at the porn shop, we sold a giant double-headed dildo.

    This thing was like 10 or 12 pounds of solid silicone, big around as my damn arm.

    It was named "Manowar" for the peach colored, and "Mandingo" for the black one.


    Without fail, the ones who bought it were always skinny dudes with shame in their eyes.

    But joy in their hearts

    And an echo in their anus.

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    Nintendo ID: Cloudbomb
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Hell, if it was that long they likely Manowar in their hearts too.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Hey, Zip, how'd you end up liking KotOR?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Took me a loooooong time to get into it.

    I think that putting it between games like Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and Mass Effect 2 was a bit of a mistake on my part. The fighting style and (obviously) graphics left me pondering.

    I slogged through though and definitely dug the story, if not some of the gameplay nuances.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Sounds about right.

    Glad you managed to get some fun out of it. <3

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    You were an excellent satan, my dear.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Well, except for the unintended Adams Contingency. :P

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Dang. I'm always un-/under-employed when this shit comes up.

    Just send whomever a coupon for a free back rub next time they're in Atlanta.

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    There's also going to be smut on my wishlist :winky:

  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    just posting a list so i have something to link to in my email

    but nobody else is posting a list in this thread

    so you are hereby forbidden from reading this spoiler unless you get me as your target
    Spoiler:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    neville wrote:
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Solid Saints (the one where you all bid on stuff auction style and the money goes to Child's Play) is still happening.

    It is, however, being pushed into the new year for a number of reasons. Most of them are logistical in nature (i.e. new website, logo, auction tool, tax reasons that will make shit easier for the Child's Play crew, people will have holiday cash to spend, etc.)

    Last year we raised just shy of $12k. This year we're going for $20k.


    And as always, thanks to Neville for running this again...and to Mully for the art.

    No problem =)
    I will be providing stuff and buying a fuckton this year for sure.

    Hopefully you guys will have the final bid time(s) a bit later than last year?
    I couldn't refresh often enough when I was at work :\

    Finding an "end auction" time for everyone coast to coast and globally is a bit of a thing, but we'll do what we can to accommodate most people.

    There's a solid chance the auction will run over a weekend to give everyone enough time to hit the site and make their bids. We'll let ya know!

    Oh absolutely.
    Also, as soon as you get some dates in mind, let me know.
    I need to run some stuff by PR here, but I have some cool stuff I'd like to donate. =)

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    I, too, shall reserve this spot for Secret Satans info later.

    This is fine, however, until there is a link to a wishlist or post with actual info, you will not be added.
    And since I said the signup email needs to contain these, people who don't have functional links/posts will not be added to the signed up list.
    Not going to risk a signup then someone failing to provide suggestions as a way to "work around" the fact I'm requiring lists.


    (Not singling you out, but this is a point I should have made clear before)

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  • ZonugalZonugal Freelance Bio-Exorcist Adam Maitland's Model TownRegistered User regular
    Man... Last year's Solid Saints got tense. My college campus lost power two minutes from the bids being closed.

    And thus I became this:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    If you did it wrong (didn't send the right address, didn't send a wishlist, etc):

    YOU WILL NEED TO SEND THE ENTIRE EMAIL AGAIN.
    Because I'm deleting emails that are done incorrectly so I don't have to search through tons of things when I'm making the PMs.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill Midgard I hear some secret agents only get cars.Registered User regular
    Fedora disappeared from the forums some time in January, and I never got the Solid Saints illustration I won.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    How is it that several of you who are extensive writers fail at reading comprehension?

    The email MUST CONTAIN:

    Your Name (YOUR REAL ONE. NO ALIASES. NO ABBREVIATIONS. If you aren't comfortable with that, don't sign up.)
    Your full Address (INCLUDING country)
    Your Preference in Sending Internationally: YES / NO ( I AM A POOR GOOSE BUT I WILL SUCK IT UP IF I GET PAIRED WITH ONE)
    If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT
    Link to your amazon/foodzie/etsy/etc wishlist OR a few items here**


    No Link to a wishlist or post = You WON'T be added to the list until you do it right.
    I've got 7 people who did it right and 4 who fail already.
    Not great odds.


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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    I want to do this.

    But it is really hard to think of things that I want.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    probably graduate students

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Example of someone doing an awesome job and giving all info as requested:
    Spoiler:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    probably graduate students

    You are the best. <3

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    < Just sent neville an e-mail containing nothing but an attached picture of dog poop.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Neville, did I do it right? I said OK to international if that's all right.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Neville, did I do it right? I said OK to international if that's all right.

    You did. 7+ people didn't include a link to a wishlist or post.
    I stopped replying to them (since I said I wouldn't either).

    Finishing the update.
    If you sent it in already and aren't on the list when updated, you did it wrong.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    < Just sent neville an e-mail containing nothing but an attached picture of dog poop.

    If that's your wishlist, that's fine.
    You'll have a smelly Christmas, RMED.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Noooooooooo!

    Hoisted by my own petard!

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