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[TF2] Pyromania Update Day 3! MEET THE PYRO RELEASED! Do you believe in magic?

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  • Spanish InquisitionSpanish Inquisition Registered User regular
    Stressful round finished, mass quit, HonCs no longer available!

    AKA: gottabegaming, gotta, gottabeajerk, and Mr. Wave's Point/Click Adventure.

    NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Oh bugger.
  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Hey guys, so I'm working on a project for the release page of Stoneyridge... Fake Cheevos!

    This is my list so far:
    Stoneyridged
    Push enemy into stoneyridge side pit.

    What is this pit even for?
    Push enemy into tower pit.

    Hey, just like the video!
    Eat a sanvich while standing on the tower as it explodes.

    Dueling Defense
    Win a duel minigame on stoneyridge while defending the final point.

    Close Call
    Stop an overtime capture of the final point.

    Balanced Gameplay
    Complete an entire round on a team of at least one of every class.

    Back-Capped
    Start a capture of point B within 2 seconds of A being captured, and succeed.

    Access Denied
    Blast an enemy off the final point as you capture it. (FAN or Airblast)

    NAILED!
    Find the nail.

    Skeet Shooter
    Shoot 5 pigeons.

    On. Off. On. Off.
    Flip the switch

    Daredevil
    Jump from the wooden overhang to the cliff edge or vice-versa.

    Conquered the 'ridge
    Score 1000 lifetime points on Stoneyridge

    The text is all temporary, even the names (although less so than the flavor text.) Anyone have any suggestions for better names or even ideas for achievements? I need to make icons for these here eventually, just figured I'd crowd-source some better ideas. I'll probably condense this list down a bit though.

  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Hey, just like the video!
    Eat a sanvich while standing on the tower as it explodes.

    Dueling Defense
    Win a duel minigame on stoneyridge while defending the final point.

    Access Denied
    Blast an enemy off the final point as you capture it. (FAN or Airblast)

    These are the only achievements that I dislike, everything else seems good.

    "Dueling Defense" just seems too difficult to pull off. Winning a duel against someone is already hard, but doing that WHILE defending the final point seems just mean, since if you screw up you would have to buy more duel mini-games.

    As for blasting someone off the point as you capture it, I don't know how the timing would work for doing that, but more importantly, don't airblasts from the final point usually knock people over the pit, and not into it? (I may be wrong, as I haven't seen or experienced that too often).

    The sandvich one just needs to ONLY be for BLU, because a RED heavy letting the enemy win so he gets cheevos would probably be the worst thing to happen to video games since ET.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, the sandvich one is a reference to a promotional video we planned to make. Oops. But yeah, I can word it as "after capturing the point." or something like that.

    Dueling Defense was a just an idea I tossed out there, really, it'll probably be cut. But slightly harder cheevos aren't always bad.

    And blasting off the point doesn't mean into the pit. Basically pushing someone off the capture point as you are on it is all that is, which is a pretty common event.

    But helping me think about these in different ways is EXACTLY what I need, so thanks.

  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    You're welcome, and thanks for explaining what they meant!

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Skeet Shooter should be Fowl Foul

    also

    Back-Capped should be Ridge Racer



    also

    The Final Countdown: Completely cap the final point without being interrupted.



    It will be pretty hard, but I think one should be. Also the name is great. Also, add part of the song when someone completes it, ending the clip when the next round starts, however, if it happens before the end of a game (before map-switch) the song remains playing though the scoreboard extra time.



    (I understand this is a silly idea. The first 2 name changes are serious, though.)

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Oh yeah, the sandvich one is a reference to a promotional video we planned to make. Oops. But yeah, I can word it as "after capturing the point." or something like that.

    Dueling Defense was a just an idea I tossed out there, really, it'll probably be cut. But slightly harder cheevos aren't always bad.

    And blasting off the point doesn't mean into the pit. Basically pushing someone off the capture point as you are on it is all that is, which is a pretty common event.

    But helping me think about these in different ways is EXACTLY what I need, so thanks.

    Funny, the last time I played on Stoneyridge I won a duel while on defense.

  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    Are we HONCing tonight?

    Players: 0/24

    I'm guessing not.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    Spectre, those names are definitely in.

    Yeah, probably no HonCing, unfortunately.

  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    If anyone has any of the following spare items, I'd certainly appreciate them:

    Sandman
    Bonk! Atomic Punch
    Short Circuit
    Jag

  • MyNameIsWalrusMyNameIsWalrus Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    If anyone has any of the following spare items, I'd certainly appreciate them:

    Sandman
    Bonk! Atomic Punch
    Short Circuit

    Jag
    I took care of those two items.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    I am a big jerk and I don't feel bad about it.

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    I'm not sure exactly what happens there. New bug?

    3DS code: 3480-2527-9521 Diablo 3: Peewi#1575
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    The taunt kill goes through the gate and he is using the rocket jumper which cancels out the taunt kill self damage.

  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    I got everything I need now except the jag. Thought I got one from Crash last night, but turns out it was a Southern Hospitality :)

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    SirToasty wrote: »
    The taunt kill goes through the gate and he is using the rocket jumper which cancels out the taunt kill self damage.

    I never knew the equalizer taunt would go through the gate. Sure it's not a bug?

    3DS code: 3480-2527-9521 Diablo 3: Peewi#1575
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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    The taunt kill goes through the gate and he is using the rocket jumper which cancels out the taunt kill self damage.

    I never knew the equalizer taunt would go through the gate. Sure it's not a bug?

    I'm sure it is.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    I got everything I need now except the jag. Thought I got one from Crash last night, but turns out it was a Southern Hospitality :)

    ...




    Heh.

  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    I got everything I need now except the jag. Thought I got one from Crash last night, but turns out it was a Southern Hospitality :)
    I have a jag I would be willing to part with.

  • Foolish ChaosFoolish Chaos Registered User regular
    Got my first penetration kill with the Machina, and it was a triple!

    Feelin' good

    Rend wrote: »
    "Working for Khorne? It's ok, I guess, but I worry about my future prospects. You know how I'm probably going to die? Not enough blood left in my neck. You know how those Slaanesh dudes over there are probably going to die? Too many orgasms.

    You can see my consternation." - Khorne Thrall
  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    Can someone explain to me what these "strange parts" are?

  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    Can someone explain to me what these "strange parts" are?

    They are an extension of the notion of a "Strange Weapon", which is obtained from certain series of crates. A Strange Weapon tracks how many gets you get with it and changes name as it "levels up"; this is purely aesthetic and has no effect on gameplay. A Strange Part allows you to further customize a Strange Weapon with another type of tracking statistic, such as headshots made or building destroyed (lol quoting wiki). So, more nerd-wankery. Nothing really important if you're trying to stay competitive.

  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The Dark Side of the MoonRegistered User regular
    Got my first penetration kill with the Machina, and it was a triple!

    Feelin' good

    I remember my first triple. An emotional moment, had to back up and wipe a tear from my eye. Server peeps freaked out in VC.

    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    The taunt kill goes through the gate and he is using the rocket jumper which cancels out the taunt kill self damage.

    I never knew the equalizer taunt would go through the gate. Sure it's not a bug?

    It only works on some maps.. every gate on dustbowl, for example. Newer maps don't have the problem.

    I guess we should check if you can do it on stoneyridge at some point.

  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
  • RiokennRiokenn Registered User regular
    There are talks about Valve releasing the update this month. Anyone know if this is true?

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  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    Riokenn wrote: »
    There are talks about Valve releasing the update this month. Anyone know if this is true?

    Maybe, considering they have yet to follow up on the "TF2012" news post (Or maybe they did, and I just missed it?).

  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    meh

    Look at this guy, who only cares about clipping and nothing else.

    xzzy on
  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    I am in need of an Eternal Reward and that wimpy revolver that goes with it.

    Also, how much are those sexy Engineer pants going for these days?

  • Firmus_PiettFirmus_Piett Registered User regular
    Hey, I use one of those wimpy revolvers all the time and it's totally rad.
    Spoiler:

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  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    Well, I have the revolver now, just need the blade.

  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    Eyelander + Sticky Jumper + Booties is a heap of fun when it works.

  • AuburnTigerAuburnTiger Registered User regular
    Anyone got a Strange Scattergun they'll let go of for some metals?

  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    There was a TF2 update today.

    Put in some hats and stuff. They look neat.

    No one around here cares about TF2 anymore. :(

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 The Builder Registered User regular
    xzzy wrote: »
    There was a TF2 update today.

    Put in some hats and stuff. They look neat.

    No one around here cares about TF2 anymore. :(

    When an update comes that adds more than hats or nobuild zones to maps I'll begin to care

  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Hey, I was at work all day, didn't have a chance to post about the update earlier.

    And people should totally get on tonight and we'll have a wonderful time playing awful maps.

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  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    There was a TF2 update today.

    Put in some hats and stuff. They look neat.

    No one around here cares about TF2 anymore. :(

    When an update comes that adds more than hats or nobuild zones to maps I'll begin to care

    This is probably going to sound weird coming from me of all people, but I less lost interest in the game than lost respect for it. Enough of the things they added were blatant money grabs ($100 to announce giving a gift to someone in the game? Seriously?) without addressing embarrassing flaws that have been around forever (like the pantomimed reload animations) that it really just feels like a way for Valve to draw money out of the audience instead of a best effort. I have nothing against the free-to-play concept, but this is not an implementation I wish to support-- even implicitly, by showing up on the ratings. I'll boot up the game for map tests, because that supports people who actually seem to be passionate about building the game, but nothing else.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    I mean, the update was pretty sparse as well.

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