Infractions Log

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All infractions given out will be logged here by the moderator in question. If you've received an infraction, PM the moderator in question, or myself. PMing me to ask for a retraction without first speaking to the moderator is frowned upon.

If you are not a mod, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. Your post will be deleted and you'll receive an infraction.

Grifter

Grifter wrote: »

User: falconire
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

User refuses to listen to sound advice from multiple artists

Message to User:

If you think that buying a tablet will make you better then by all means go for it. Multiple people are telling you that you don't need a tablet to make you better, but you do need more practice with analogue materials. Due to your childish behavior, I am giving you a minor infraction. Try to be more open minded towards others' advice in the future.

Echo

Echo wrote: »

Post: Spectrobes Nintendo Ds
User: jeoO
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Obvious sitewhoring/planting.

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Scarlett St
Thorgot
Thefarside
Sami
Casinoghost

Minor infraction for ruining a thread with spam pictures. This would normally be serious. Don't fucking do it.

Grifter

Grifter wrote: »

User: Liquid Blue
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

User posted new thread in the AC asking for unpaid voice actors

Message to User:

10 ) Do Not Ask for Art in a New Thread
Do not start new threads to ask for free art, tattoo designs, Websites, etc. If you wish to commission paid work, ask in the CHAT or Questions/Discussion thread.

Voice acting is a form of art and deserves compensation. If a main character is working for 2 hours then he/she should be compensated for the time that they are putting into your project. Would you ask a carpenter to build you a set for free if you were creating a play?

Tube

Post: Oh Germany, will you ever learn?
User: ArugulaZ
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

"You'd think the country that brought us ethnic cleansing would know better than to be the moral authority on, well, anything."

Thanatos

Post: [Game On] Kingdoms of Phallacia - Day 4 (There is no Day 3)
User: Squashua
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

When a GM tells you to stop posting in his thread in ODaM, stop posting in it.

Tube

Post: She's the Man
User: Uriel
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

I understand you're a monumental tool, but try not to do obviously stupid things like post ENORMOUS borderline NSFW gifs inline.

Echo

Echo wrote: »

Post: Corus Entertainment Launches Free MMOG Network
User: freeleeto
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Plant from Corus Entertainment.

Tube

Post: God of War PSP Confirmed
User: Kiwistrike
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Trolling a thread in G&T

Message to User:

When a moderator tells you to drop something, drop it. Don't try and get the last word. Behave yourself or leave.

Thanatos

Post: Mastering the Art of Autofellatio
User: Xenocide Geek (Kazhiim got one for this, too)


Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Don't be an ass in H/A.

Original Post:

Kazhiim wrote: »

Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

I'll have to agree with Kazhiim on this one.

Autoerotic asphxiation - the natural high that'll get your juices flowing. All over you. When you pass out.

Orikaeshigitae

revolved

for spamming three forums with links in the first post.

since revealed to not be an intentional spammer, remains at 'serious infraction' level

Thanatos

Post: Mastering the Art of Autofellatio
User: FortyTwo
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Seriously, don't do this shit in H/A.

Original Post:

THE CURE IS STABBING!

Thanatos

Post: Anger control
User: Obs
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Message to User:

I don't know what gave you the idea that shit like that flies in H/A. You've had more than enough chances. Consider this infraction for "chronic minor infractions."

Original Post:

Spoiler:

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Zombiemambo and Matt7718 both receive infractions for their behaviour in this thread

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=15968#post1021689

Thanatos

Post: Manga Writer
User: CrossBuster
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

I seriously have no idea where you people are getting the idea that this kind of shit flies in H/A. Do you people not read the rules, banlist, or infraction list?

Original Post:

Sars_Boy wrote: »

Ketchum you seriously have a better chance at becoming president than at making it in the manga industry in japan.

"I just got off the phone with my opponent..."

Tube

Einhander and fatbaby get minor infractions for being dickheads in a PS3 thread. Slurpeepoop gets a warning, because he clearly realised his error and attempted to delete his post. Revolve also gets a warning.

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also MVMosin

Pheezer

Infraction for SOLUTE for antics in H/A. Don't make joke posts there.

ViolentChemistry

Warning for David Blaine. If the mods end an argument you don't get to bring it back. If you wish to have a debate and have no intelligent advice to give, H/A is not the place for you.

Monoxide

Monoxide wrote: »

Post: When I play Gears of War, I host.
User: Doomninja
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

One-word replies are not appreciated, especially ones poorly attempting to troll the OP.

Original Post:

No.

ElJeffe

Post: Dear Atheist Movement
User: MVMosin
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 0

Administrative Note:

Grammar naziism/douchebaggery

Message to User:

I don't care if you really are OCD, chill with the grammar nazi bullshit. It has a strong tendency to derail threads and is completely unnecessary.

Original Post:

Sentry wrote: »

MVMosin wrote: »

That's spelt "you're." Not "your." Your is possessive. You're is a contraction of you are.

Sentry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_ignorance

This is a bad thing.

Yes, genious. That is why the burdon of proof is on him, and not on me.

You don't even know what you're being an idiot about anymore, do you?

...I have to wonder if you actually said "genious.

Sorry, my OCD again. Anyway, the point of that post is that you're implying that it's explicitly wrong to believe in something you can't prove exists. You certainly have the right to not believe it lacking evidence, but you can't say it's wrong.

By the same token, he can't expect you to agree with him unless he shows you some evidence. Incidentally, I would love to see evidence.

Although, typically, the only evidence Christians provide on this subject is "Nobody can find his body." Which brings us back to the argument from ignorance.

So, if he can provide evidence, I'd be interested in hearing what it is. If he can't, then the only thing we can do and remain gentlemen is to agree to disagree about it. He believes it on faith, we don't.

Edit: You fixed the genious. My obsessive compulsive behaviour is pleased.

ElJeffe

Post: Dear Atheist Movement
User: MVMosin
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Administrative Note:

MVMosin continues to shit all over D&D.

Message to User:

This is where you stop and think very fucking hard about whether or not you'd like to continue participating in this community. You've more or less admitted to trolling, which is not kosher, here. Next time you blink funny, I'm removing you from the PA gene pool.

Original Post:

FCD wrote: »

MVMosin wrote: »

Agem wrote: »

MVMosin wrote: »

I'm interested in what the scientific explanation is for the fact that we have both plant life, and a life-hospitable atmosphere, despite the fact that once cannot exist without the presence of the other.

This is satire, right?

Should I have tried harder?

Maybe, "If the universe exists because of an explosion, how did we all survive?"

Just to be clear, you do understand that the Big Bang was not a literal explosion, right? It's just a coloquial term we use to refer to the expansion and cooling of the universe.

SAH-TAI-YER.

Thanatos

Post: Friend in trouble
User: Swimming Bird
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

No. This is not okay in H/A. I suggest you review the rules.

Original Post:

Richy wrote: »

Alternatively, someone with a part-time or full-time minimum-wage (or better) job to give to a 17-year-old girl in Waterloo, Ontario, contact me.

If you were a year older, I would know of some work you could do.

Pheezer

Minor for Walter who blundered into a thread in H/A right after the riot act was read, and dragged it right back off topic.

ViolentChemistry

Post: Erectile Disfunction. Help a girl out...
User: Sir Red of the Manti
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Illegal advice.

Message to User:

Sir Red of the Manti advices slipping people drugs without their knowledge. Very not-okay, regardless of intent.

Original Post:

I suggest some sort of clever ploy to slip a blue pill into something he's drinking before the act. Might not be as nice as taking the time to deal with doctors and emotions, but there's a good chance it'll work, if only for that moment.

Captain K

Post: Frustrating Experiences
User: Kiwistrike
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Hey, you made this post three days ago and I only just now caught you. Maybe if you'd been luckier you could have gotten away with your blatant thread assassination attempt, but you weren't lucky and I saw it.

You should know better than this. If you don't like a thread, don't post in it. If you think it shouldn't be in the forum, contact a mod. Don't shit on somebody just because you think you're better than them, or you'll end up jailed--like you are now.

Tube

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

User: CZroe
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Message to User:

Congratulations, insanely annoying sig guy! You now don't get to have one! Maybe you can spend the next two months learning not to be a complete fucking tool!

Thanatos

Thanatos wrote: »

Post: URGENT: Need help with Hamlet paper
User: snorepez
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Don't ask the forum to do your homework for you.

Original Post:

I'm in a tight situation that I dug for myself but I need help getting out of. Has anyone read Shakespeare's "Hamlet," and if so, have a strong grasp on the ideas? I need to submit a 5 page paper by midnight tonight (I know, this is my fault. It is 8:39 here). I will appropriately pay anyone who is willing to write this paper.

Thank you

Echo

Echo wrote: »

Post: Microsoft Targeting MGS4 and Final Fantasy?
User: Sonos
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Being a shithead.

Message to User:

Oh dear, Sonos made a booboo.

Original Post:

never trust a nazi.

The Cat

The Cat wrote: »

Post: State of The (Iraqi) Union
User: Swimming Bird
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:Message to User:

derailing into a personal stoush with another forumer isn't acceptable, no matter how much of a dick he is. take it to pms.

Original Post:

I libeled you? You're an idiot. It's not libel when it's the truth. I never said anything about your country, but if it bred you, then I can only assume it's full of inarticulate shit-heads, too.

Elki

Elkamil wrote: »

Post: State of The (Iraqi) Union
User: MVMosin
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Going on about 'insults' after I told him to stop

Message to User:

I told you to shut up, but I don't think you know how to do it.

Original Post:

Swimming Bird wrote: »

I libeled you? You're an idiot. It's not libel when it's the truth. I never said anything about your country, but if it bred you, then I can only assume its full of inarticulate shit-heads, too.

Oh, you never libeled me, and you never said anything about my country. That's interesting. I guess I was confused because your posts disagree.

Swimming Bird wrote:

Maybe in theory, but every single state had a puppet government that backed Moscow unquestioningly.

Libel Against the country.

Swimming Bird wrote:

Wow, you have no idea what you're talking about. Just because you're Russian, you know every nook and cranny of it's political system and decision making process during the Cold War. Wait, you don't.

Libel against me.

Your turn.

Elkamil wrote: »

Post: State of The (Iraqi) Union
User: Swimming Bird
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Administrative Note:

Derailment

Message to User:

Do you think you'll stop soon?

Original Post:

Are you going to cry? Would you like a tissue?

And arguing that Russia wasn't the central authority in the Soviet Union makes you a bigger idiot than I thought.

Thanatos

Post: Need suggestions for fist fight
User: MVMosin
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Administrative Note:

Don't tell high school kids to buy guns to go into fistfights with.

Message to User:

Original Post:

Buy a gun. That's the best advice.

Otherwise, stand at an angle. Keep one leg forward, and the weight of that foot on the heel of the foot. The foot away from your opponent should have weight centred on the ball of the foot. This will make it easier to react to and soak punches. If your opponent tries to kick you, back up to avoid thrust kicks, and stop other types mid-swing with your forward leg.

Keep your arms up when you kick. If you have trouble with this, hang a towel around your neck and wrap it around your fists, and throw some kicks for balance. Kicks are mostly defensive maneuvers, unless you're an experienced fighter, which you're obviously not.

For punches--avoid throwing your shoulder out. If you throw a punch, and you can see your shoulder with your peripheral vision while looking straight ahead, then you're throwing it out too much. When your fist reaches the apex of your punch (The planned "meeting point" for your knuckles and your target) your arm should be entirely straight and preferably parallel to the ground.

Learn to clench your abs and pecs. It'll make it easier to soak punches that you can't block or avoid. Don't rely on doing this--it's a last resort, and it's only slightly better than nothing.

Keep your thumbs outside of your fists.

Some places are easier to apply pressure to than others. With straight punches, the easiest are the insides of the shoulders, the sternum and area around it, the bottom of the chin, (Note that the bottom of the chin is NOT the neck.) and the nose.

If your opponent is really close, then don't draw back for a punch. That will just leave you open. At that kind of distance, your forearms can be utilised to great effect. Hold them perpindicular to the ground and swing towards the inside of your body, sort of like throwing a hooked punch.

The easiest way to exert energy from your body is your elbow. From your end, it probably won't feel very powerful, but swinging your elbow upwards is a very effective way to get your opponent to back off. Just don't make the mistake of trying to bring it down on your opponent, unless he's done something stupid to leave himself open. Even then, you will probably be better off using your knee.

Again, use your knees if your opponent is close.

Grabbing your opponent's shoulder with your hand, or wrapping your elbow around his elbow is an effective way to control him. If he does either of these to you, counter with the opposite. If he's an undisciplined fighter like most street fighters are, any attempts to grapple you will probably leave him open to being grappled himself.

Please, for the love of God, don't try to hurt your opponent. I'm only giving you this advice because I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. That is, I'm assuming you won't go looking for trouble. If he tries to back out, or especially if he doesn't start anything to begin with, then just let him be.

Thanatos

Post: Sex and stuff
User: the muffin
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

What the fuck?!

Message to User:

No. Just... no.

Original Post:

If you want pictures on how I trim my pubic region ask fast because I would like to do it tonight but I can probably hold off a day if you want. Also if you have any special requests for cuts specify that too, such as the Lincon (resembling Abraham Lincon's top hat) ect. just ask.

Thanatos

Post: Need suggestions for fist fight
User: The Hero
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Yet more illegal advice

Message to User:

See, because you told him to go get a weapon, you don't get off with just a warning. However, since it wasn't a gun you told him to get, you don't get perma-banned, either.

Giving people illegal advice in H/A isn't okay.

Original Post:

If he's really got you back into a corner you could just pull a fast one on him and saying something like "OH SHIT WAIT LOOK MAN" and pointing to some place behind him, and then when he looks back like a dumb ass you attack. You'll still get good rep for outsmarting and kicking his ass.

And if your really desperate, carry sand or black pepper pepper spices in your pocket and throw them at his eyes like a ninja. He'll be crying and shit and you could easily finish him.

ViolentChemistry

Post: Erectile Disfunction. Help a girl out...
User: JJ
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

Read Threads, no illegal advice

Message to User:

Read threads before posting in them, and don't go advising people to slip other people prescription drugs.

Original Post:

has anyone said boner pills? Try that. Just grind it up in some of his food so that way he doesn't feel self conscious about it. he would probably be offended otherwise.

Monoxide

Post: Yeeaah, so... how about that PAL PS3 launch?
User: crash5s
Infraction: Serious offence
Points: 3

Message to User:

Publicly responding to an infraction from an admin and then carrying on the derail is probably the absolute last thing you should do at this point.

Keep it up and you'll get your ban wish. It's not about us supporting Threepio, it's about you derailing a thread. Have a problem with him that you'd like to resolve? Take it to PMs. That thread isn't the place for it.

Original Post:

Threepio wrote: »

I'm a little speechless right now.

Can we just get back to flaming Sony? It was a lot less uncomfortable when we were doing that.

still waiting for you to stab a blu-ray with a screw driver and make it play... oh wait you cant

Tube

got another, in addition to my original. automatic ban

Thanatos

Post: Revenge of the Neighbours
User: Frugus
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Don't ask people to give you advice on how to do illegal things in H/A.

Original Post:

All other neighbors who requested some civility where welcomed with a drunken and aggressive man who told them to promptly fuck off since this was a free country (I am restraining myself from telling you many stories related to their aggressiveness). I would like to take that man up with his way of thinking and do a little bit of free willed action of my own by bugging the fuck out of these people. I am looking for straight out revenge here to which they won't be able to do much or even better - not figure out what's actually happening. They are obviously not the type to be reasoned with, so I won't even try to do so. Let me be clear on this - I want to fight fire with fire. I want to do something to which they won't feel there is much they can do in return save for bending over and taking it up the Borat Tunnel of Love.

Unfortunatly I have not imagination what so ever, so I was wondering if any PAers would have some devious ideas to share. I've been thinking about sending over all kinds of different authorities like child services and shit but somehow that seems a bit overboard. Obviously, this has to be legal. I am a man who follows the law to a T, and the last thing I want to happen is to get in trouble with the authorities.

Post: Revenge of the Neighbours
User: Bendery
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Don't give people advice to do illegal shit in H/A

Original Post:

^ Do what he says.

And failing that, assault his fuse box.

Post: Revenge of the Neighbours
User: ApolloTreatingYou
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Don't advise people to do illegal shit in H/A.

Original Post:

Land Lord
Break his utilities
Shit on Doorstep
Throw your garbage on his doorstep
Play your own music rediculously loud
Pop their tires and break there windows
Fuck their kids.

Post: Revenge of the Neighbours
User: Sonos
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Shocking newsflash: breaking and entering is illegal, as is trespassing, as is vandalism.

Original Post:

ApolloTreatingYou wrote: »

Fuck their kids.

lol'ed

see if you cant somehow sneak in his apartment and top shelf him. this is shitting in the tank of his toliet bowl. takes people a while to figure it out and the smell isn't to be taken lightly. or a slab of raw steak. it will rot in about a week then start breaking apart and getting into the bowl itself. imagine using the bathroom to the smell of rancid meat without being able to figure it out.

it's deadly.

if this guy is truly hated maybe the super can help out. tircky though and breaking the law but worth it.

Thanatos

Post: Can't...fit: sex question
User: Johannen
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Message to User:

Not in H/A, buddy.

Original Post:

Cleveland steamer helps any equation

Captain K

Post: Moving to Singapore, and I still need to play games!
User: emnmnme
Infraction: Minor Offence
Points: 2

Administrative Note:

recommending another user purchase pirated games in Singapore? this is obviously wrong.

Original Post:

Pirated games are two bucks apiece in Singapore and you can find them anywhere. It's spillover from the last generation when the major consoles wouldn't be sold in China due to piracy...and the problem is fixed by piracy...