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You think you got BALLS, son?
Klyka
DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
Course you do. Everyone thinks they got big balls like some action hero.
But you are not an action hero. You have tiny squirrel balls. You have balls so small, they retract when they sense danger.
There is a man though, a single man in this world of tiny ball boys, who has what we call "mucho cojones".
This is that man's story:
http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-man-suffering-from-100-pound-scrotum-needs-1-million-for-surgery-131962533.html?ref=533
I would advise you though, be careful where you view this.
Not everyone is able to stomach this enormous display of manliness.
They just don't have
the balls.
But you are not an action hero. You have tiny squirrel balls. You have balls so small, they retract when they sense danger.
There is a man though, a single man in this world of tiny ball boys, who has what we call "mucho cojones".
This is that man's story:
http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-man-suffering-from-100-pound-scrotum-needs-1-million-for-surgery-131962533.html?ref=533
I would advise you though, be careful where you view this.
Not everyone is able to stomach this enormous display of manliness.
They just don't have
the balls.
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Around the time I clicked the V8 into place and McClane Yippie Ki Yay'd for the third time, I had swelled.
I mean, maybe if it was the 3 foot long Star Destroyer.
But that car is like, a 20 minute job.
I have never seen such a bad case of Klykitis
It's 1281 pieces. And it's dense.
Plus I fucked up and used one part in the wrong place because this particular part decided to not have a scale image in the booklet like all the other connecting rods, so I used it really early on, got to the end and discovered I needed it.
30 minutes of careful deconstruction to get at it without fucking up the gears. Whoo.
they'd be so unwieldy
When I first saw the thread title, I thought it was a tongue in cheek Anjin thread. But it was just a Klyka thread.
all your balls. A bag of balls.
hmmmmmmmmm
That's gotta make those family hay rides awkward. Assuming you go on family hay rides...and assuming you have allergies.
what about fantasizing about your boners
can we do that yet
You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner
God's gift to ballroom notoriety.
I didn't know I am popular enough to have "a thread"!
I feel awesome.
Or I'm a boner psychic
Is there a porn version of "Psyche"?
and a tiny cock
We know, Keith. We know.
I have a chinchilla wanna hang out sometime
i finally understand what phallakinetic was really about
A hefty sack of shame globes
Early warning system
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On behalf of the four people on the forum that will get this, well done
Wait, Sheri, are you blonde or are my balls deceiving me?
It's actually not bad.
You just made Wesley Warren Jr's day.
It's an illusion, a trick of the balls
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trufact
pfff, no rabbit has bigger balls than me!