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You think you got BALLS, son?

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited October 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Course you do. Everyone thinks they got big balls like some action hero.
But you are not an action hero. You have tiny squirrel balls. You have balls so small, they retract when they sense danger.

There is a man though, a single man in this world of tiny ball boys, who has what we call "mucho cojones".
This is that man's story:
http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-man-suffering-from-100-pound-scrotum-needs-1-million-for-surgery-131962533.html?ref=533

I would advise you though, be careful where you view this.
Not everyone is able to stomach this enormous display of manliness.

They just don't have

the balls.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Fizzy Cotton CandyRegistered User regular
    I didn't have balls until I watched Die Hard through to Live Free Or Die Hard in one sitting while constructing this Lego Technic Super Car;

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    Around the time I clicked the V8 into place and McClane Yippie Ki Yay'd for the third time, I had swelled.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    what the clit

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2011
    It took you 8 hours to put together one LEGO?

    I mean, maybe if it was the 3 foot long Star Destroyer.

    But that car is like, a 20 minute job.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That sure is a scrotum.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That's so Klyka

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    That man is suffering so dreadfully

    I have never seen such a bad case of Klykitis

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Fizzy Cotton CandyRegistered User regular
    It took you 8 hours to put together one LEGO?

    I mean, maybe if it was the 3 foot long Star Destroyer.

    But that car is like, a 20 minute job.

    It's 1281 pieces. And it's dense.

    Plus I fucked up and used one part in the wrong place because this particular part decided to not have a scale image in the booklet like all the other connecting rods, so I used it really early on, got to the end and discovered I needed it.

    30 minutes of careful deconstruction to get at it without fucking up the gears. Whoo.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    your own personal hairy sumo bag

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I don't want big balls

    they'd be so unwieldy

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    That's so Klyka

    When I first saw the thread title, I thought it was a tongue in cheek Anjin thread. But it was just a Klyka thread.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have all the balls

    all your balls. A bag of balls.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    hmmmmmmmmm

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    That's gotta make those family hay rides awkward. Assuming you go on family hay rides...and assuming you have allergies.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Tynic it's okay I'm 18 now talking about my boners is legal

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Tynic it's okay I'm 18 now talking about my boners is legal

    what about fantasizing about your boners
    can we do that yet

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    yeah I'll allow it

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm ever upper class, high society.
    God's gift to ballroom notoriety.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    That's so Klyka

    When I first saw the thread title, I thought it was a tongue in cheek Anjin thread. But it was just a Klyka thread.

    I didn't know I am popular enough to have "a thread"!
    I feel awesome.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner
    So I'm like an animal when it comes to boners

    Or I'm a boner psychic

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner
    So I'm like an animal when it comes to boners

    Or I'm a boner psychic

    Is there a porn version of "Psyche"?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Tynic is really into dust baths, so it sounds like you're her man, Swordfights

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I have tiny balls

    and a tiny cock

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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I have tiny balls

    and a tiny cock

    We know, Keith. We know.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I have tiny balls

    and a tiny cock

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    Tynic is really into dust baths, so it sounds like you're her man, Swordfights

    I have a chinchilla wanna hang out sometime

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner
    So I'm like an animal when it comes to boners

    Or I'm a boner psychic

    i finally understand what phallakinetic was really about

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  • DelzhandDelzhand motivated battle programmerRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote:
    I have all the balls

    all your balls. A bag of balls.

    A hefty sack of shame globes

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner

    Early warning system

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner
    So I'm like an animal when it comes to boners

    Or I'm a boner psychic

    i finally understand what phallakinetic was really about

    On behalf of the four people on the forum that will get this, well done

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner

    Early warning system

    Wait, Sheri, are you blonde or are my balls deceiving me?

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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    Let me guess, probably shouldn't click the link while at work

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
    Let me guess, probably shouldn't click the link while at work

    It's actually not bad.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Fizzy Cotton CandyRegistered User regular
    Klyka wrote:

    It's actually not bad.

    You just made Wesley Warren Jr's day.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:

    It's actually not bad.

    You just made Wesley Warren Jr's day.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Every morning I tuck my balls into my socks so that they don't swing back and forth and knock over nearby kids.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Edcrab wrote:
    True story, sneezing gives me a boner. Not sure why.

    You've got the cause and effect backwards. You're actually sneezing in response to the imminent arrival of the boner

    Early warning system

    Wait, Sheri, are you blonde or are my balls deceiving me?

    It's an illusion, a trick of the balls

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    usagi has bigger balls than klyka
    trufact

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    usagi has bigger balls than klyka
    trufact

    pfff, no rabbit has bigger balls than me!

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