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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    I want all the assholes I lick rouged and bleached

    I don't ask for much

    rhinestones in a demure circle

    a ring around the rosey, if you will

    My posy, my posy...I'm talking about

    my

    asshole

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I didn't specify the order [saying 'and' rather than 'then'] for that very reason Sarx

    we should discuss this further, for there are many variations upon the asshole theme

    Eddy on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Are you a homosex, Narwhal? That's really the only logical conclusion I can draw

    I'm just the only man in the world without a foot/leg fetish, I think.

    Men's asses, on the other hand...

    Woman ass is soft and pleasing. Man ass is firm, bordering on hard, and often hairy. Men cannot have a 'ginormous booty', one of several reasons they are inferior to woman ass.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Never go full Narwhal Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Don't get me wrong

    My fiancée wears heels everyday

    But like

    I don't want to bone her more because of this fact

    She's already getting 100%.

    What if she's wearing stockings. You will not bone her more for that? That sounds wrong.

    Stockings are just a hassle too!

    It's like lingerie, what's the point?

    Putting clothing on for the singular purpose of removing it shortly thereafter!

    Just start and stay naked.

    Free Henri
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Don't get me wrong

    My fiancée wears heels everyday

    But like

    I don't want to bone her more because of this fact

    She's already getting 100%.

    What if she's wearing stockings. You will not bone her more for that? That sounds wrong.

    Stockings are just a hassle too!

    It's like lingerie, what's the point?

    Putting clothing on for the singular purpose of removing it shortly thereafter!

    Just start and stay naked.

    I am flabbergasted.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    @Donkey Kong Your server is borked again! I died and the XP spilled out and oh god what have I wrought!?!?

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    mynewcar.jpg

    :whistle:

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    what kind of monster

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    I didn't specify the order [saying 'and' rather than 'then'] for that very reason Sarx

    we should discuss this further, for there are many variations upon the asshole theme

    Sarx. Is this my sci-fi name.

  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »

    Just start and stay naked.

    At the risk of sounding like an unbearable pervert, that sounds kind of boring.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    you can take a ride in the x5

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Is that your shitty car, DK.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote:
    @Donkey Kong Your server is borked again! I died and the XP spilled out and oh god what have I wrought!?!?

    Next time if you collect the orbs, stash all your stuff in a chest and kill yourself in the lava in the nether. Orb destruction without intervention.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    well women probably won't be drinking it now will they

    unless being offended makes them thirsty

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote:
    @Donkey Kong Your server is borked again! I died and the XP spilled out and oh god what have I wrought!?!?

    kill yourself

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    syndalis wrote:
    @Donkey Kong Your server is borked again! I died and the XP spilled out and oh god what have I wrought!?!?

    Next time if you collect the orbs, stash all your stuff in a chest and kill yourself in the lava in the nether. Orb destruction without intervention.
    Nova is collecting, and will do the lava jump for us

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Are you a homosex, Narwhal? That's really the only logical conclusion I can draw

    I'm just the only man in the world without a foot/leg fetish, I think.

    Men's asses, on the other hand...

    Woman ass is soft and pleasing. Man ass is firm, bordering on hard, and often hairy. Men cannot have a 'ginormous booty', one of several reasons they are inferior to woman ass.

    Let us be the judge of that

    shake it like a polaroid picture

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    DK, this girl I've been seeing recently has an Audi Q7 with some options installed

    It is so god damn beautiful

    I guess skippy might also understand how hott this is

    Eddy on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    well women probably won't be drinking it now will they

    unless being offended makes them thirsty

    FUCK THE PATRIARCHY *GLUG GLUG GLUG*

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Is that your shitty car, DK.

    IS THAT YOUR SHITTY FACE

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    well women probably won't be drinking it now will they

    unless being offended makes them thirsty

    with sexy results

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

    GET A HUGE UTERUS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS SEE ATTACHMENT FOR DETAILS OF THIS AMAZING OFFER!!!

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Is that your shitty car, DK.

    IS THAT YOUR SHITTY FACE

    YEAH

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I'm going to get drunk drinking this stuff. And I'm going to make the quasi-bro hand gestures from the commercial while getting drunk.

    emnmnme on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    DK, this girl I've been seeing recently has an Audi Q7 with some options installed

    It is so god damn beautiful

    I guess skippy might also understand how hott this is

    DK is a hot girl in a hot car

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Never go full Narwhal Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote: »

    Just start and stay naked.

    At the risk of sounding like an unbearable pervert, that sounds kind of boring.

    Without going in to too much more detail (only because that would be a bit inappropriate, perhaps)

    I totally understand where you're coming from, but I get my sense of variety not from clothing, but other aspects of sexuality. But i totally get where you're coming from, and am aware that mine is probably the minority opinion. :)

    Free Henri
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake
    dont hate the player, hate the buggy, buggy game.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote: »

    Just start and stay naked.

    At the risk of sounding like an unbearable pervert, that sounds kind of boring.

    Without going in to too much more detail (only because that would be a bit inappropriate, perhaps)

    I totally understand where you're coming from, but I get my sense of variety not from clothing, but other aspects of sexuality. But i totally get where you're coming from, and am aware that mine is probably the minority opinion. :)

    it's buttsex, isn't it?

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Man that shit looks fly, DK.

    Though i can't help but think the racks on top are not the greatest looking unless you're using them.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    Server is back up, sans orbs.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote:
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

    GET A HUGE UTERUS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS SEE ATTACHMENT FOR DETAILS OF THIS AMAZING OFFER!!!

    sale not restricted in canada

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote:
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

    GET A HUGE UTERUS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS SEE ATTACHMENT FOR DETAILS OF THIS AMAZING OFFER!!!

    sale not restricted in canada

    is your uterus too small for babby? Feeling constricted by your contracted uterus? We can help

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
  • Nova_CNova_C Witness me! Shiny and ChromeRegistered User regular
    Server is back up, sans orbs.

    Syn should know better than to try my gizmos before I've had a chance to test them. :P

    My blog: www.jonathanirons.net
    My Twitter: IronBorealis
    Be advised, I'm not the best at keeping either updated. >.>
  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote:
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake
    dont hate the player, hate the buggy, buggy game.

    OH GOD THAT'S WHAT THAT HORRIBLE SLOSHING SOUND IS THAT IS COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM

    Here I just thought he was masturbating or something

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck ill-ass lemony snicket Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Man that shit looks fly, DK.

    Though i can't help but think the racks on top are not the greatest looking unless you're using them.

    shit yes, neg him down dogg

    you'll be ridin shotgun in no time

    hey DK its nice but those rims might look a little better in chrome, just a thought

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    no stores near me have that dr pepper though

    why show me commercial

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    Server is back up, sans orbs.

    Syn should know better than to try my gizmos before I've had a chance to test them. :P

    yeah, you made a deathtrap. Which was pretty cool, truth be told.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    no stores near me have that dr pepper though

    why show me commercial

    They're obviously only in MANLY areas with a HIGH TESTOSTERONE INDEX and BALL SWEAT IN THE WATER

    NJ is entirely excluded

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
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