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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Is anyone here interested in reading my thesis once it is "finalised"

    warning: may contain lethal amounts of anime

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    get a uterine pump to make your uterus huge so you can take your dr pepper drinking boyfriend's huge ten calorie dick

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Are you a homosex, Narwhal? That's really the only logical conclusion I can draw

    I'm just the only man in the world without a foot/leg fetish, I think.

    Men's asses, on the other hand...

    Woman ass is soft and pleasing. Man ass is firm, bordering on hard, and often hairy. Men cannot have a 'ginormous booty', one of several reasons they are inferior to woman ass.
    emnmnme wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Are you a homosex, Narwhal? That's really the only logical conclusion I can draw

    I'm just the only man in the world without a foot/leg fetish, I think.

    Men's asses, on the other hand...

    Woman ass is soft and pleasing. Man ass is firm, bordering on hard, and often hairy. Men cannot have a 'ginormous booty', one of several reasons they are inferior to woman ass.
    they totes can have ginormous booty

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote:
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake
    dont hate the player, hate the buggy, buggy game.

    OH GOD THAT'S WHAT THAT HORRIBLE SLOSHING SOUND IS THAT IS COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM

    Here I just thought he was masturbating or something

    wasn't he

    wasn't he

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote:
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake
    dont hate the player, hate the buggy, buggy game.

    OH GOD THAT'S WHAT THAT HORRIBLE SLOSHING SOUND IS THAT IS COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM

    Here I just thought he was masturbating or something

    Hahaha, he jumped from Dwarf Fortress to Minecraft. Just dump him and get it over with!

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Man that shit looks fly, DK.

    Though i can't help but think the racks on top are not the greatest looking unless you're using them.

    What am I supposed to do, haul a kayak everywhere?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    Hakkekage wrote:
    Variable wrote:
    no stores near me have that dr pepper though

    why show me commercial

    They're obviously only in MANLY areas with a HIGH TESTOSTERONE INDEX and BALL SWEAT IN THE WATER

    NJ is entirely excluded

    is that good?

    I hope it's good

    instead of ball sweat we get heavy metals so it's a tradeoff

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote:
    Variable wrote:
    no stores near me have that dr pepper though

    why show me commercial

    They're obviously only in MANLY areas with a HIGH TESTOSTERONE INDEX and BALL SWEAT IN THE WATER

    NJ is entirely excluded

    is that good?

    I hope it's good

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    It was not easy, but I found an iOS game that I liked.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote:
    Hakkekage wrote:
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

    GET A HUGE UTERUS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS SEE ATTACHMENT FOR DETAILS OF THIS AMAZING OFFER!!!

    sale not restricted in canada

    is your uterus too small for babby? Feeling constricted by your contracted uterus? We can help

    Small babby: "Halp! I am being crushed inside this narrow uterus. I can't get no relief!"
    Dr. P: "Relax. I've got the cure to what ails you."
    Small babby: "Really?"
    Dr. P: "Trust me, I'm a doctor."

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  • tapeslingertapeslinger utter Yog-Sothothery mmm, soulsRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote:
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake
    dont hate the player, hate the buggy, buggy game.

    OH GOD THAT'S WHAT THAT HORRIBLE SLOSHING SOUND IS THAT IS COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM

    Here I just thought he was masturbating or something

    wasn't he

    wasn't he
    I'm not saying he wasn't
    just that he's usually quieter about it

    Hey! You! Go bid on awesome things! http://solidsaints.com
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  • tapeslingertapeslinger utter Yog-Sothothery mmm, soulsRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    syndalis wrote:
    dammit synd I was milking cows for cake
    dont hate the player, hate the buggy, buggy game.

    OH GOD THAT'S WHAT THAT HORRIBLE SLOSHING SOUND IS THAT IS COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM

    Here I just thought he was masturbating or something

    Hahaha, he jumped from Dwarf Fortress to Minecraft. Just dump him and get it over with!

    nah, I like him
    he's funny

    Hey! You! Go bid on awesome things! http://solidsaints.com
    jayxwolf.com || twit || fb || writing || ravelry || dA || g++
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Man that shit looks fly, DK.

    Though i can't help but think the racks on top are not the greatest looking unless you're using them.

    What am I supposed to do, haul a kayak everywhere?

    No I mean, is it removable?

    I guess I assumed that's like, an option; for people who haul shit everywhere.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Are you a homosex, Narwhal? That's really the only logical conclusion I can draw

    I'm just the only man in the world without a foot/leg fetish, I think.

    Men's asses, on the other hand...

    Woman ass is soft and pleasing. Man ass is firm, bordering on hard, and often hairy. Men cannot have a 'ginormous booty', one of several reasons they are inferior to woman ass.
    they totes can have ginormous booty

    Men can have a saggy booty, not a ginormous one. You cannot bounce a quarter off a big man ass.

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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    to Ronya, from a nerd: "You know I would really like to be entirely academic with you. So I would extremely appreciate you dropping your tone right the hell now."

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    kayak might work though

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    ok chu assured me this story is not as crazy as i thought it was

    I was at a fancy restaurant with some family friends, my dad, and my dad's business partner, and 90 minutes into a 2.5 hour dinner, i get up to use the restroom. The restaurant says it is out of order, and they don't know where nearby is a good place to find a can. There's a plumber working on the toilet but they have no estimate on when it will be fixed. So after 5 minutes I leave the restaurant, drive a block to my friend's house, ask them if I can use their restroom, and then drive back to the restaurant to sit and talk with everyone for another hour.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Hakkekage wrote:
    Hakkekage wrote:
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

    GET A HUGE UTERUS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS SEE ATTACHMENT FOR DETAILS OF THIS AMAZING OFFER!!!

    sale not restricted in canada

    is your uterus too small for babby? Feeling constricted by your contracted uterus? We can help

    Small babby: "Halp! I am being crushed inside this narrow uterus. I can't get no relief!"
    Dr. P: "Relax. I've got the cure to what ails you."
    Small babby: "Really?"
    Dr. P: "Trust me, I'm a doctor."

    *Pitbull and Dr Dre hold concert in newly enlarged womb*

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    Hakkekage wrote:
    Hakkekage wrote:
    listen it's a serious disclaimer

    this new version has some delicious spices and additives that cause the uterus to swell and the FDA made dr pepper restrict its sale

    GET A HUGE UTERUS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS SEE ATTACHMENT FOR DETAILS OF THIS AMAZING OFFER!!!

    sale not restricted in canada

    is your uterus too small for babby? Feeling constricted by your contracted uterus? We can help

    Small babby: "Halp! I am being crushed inside this narrow uterus. I can't get no relief!"
    Dr. P: "Relax. I've got the cure to what ails you."
    Small babby: "Really?"
    Dr. P: "Trust me, I'm a doctor."

    *Pitbull and Dr Dre hold concert in newly enlarged womb*

    invite only venue, limited capacity, standing room only

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    neg neg neg

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    ok chu assured me this story is not as crazy as i thought it was

    I was at a fancy restaurant with some family friends, my dad, and my dad's business partner, and 90 minutes into a 2.5 hour dinner, i get up to use the restroom. The restaurant says it is out of order, and they don't know where nearby is a good place to find a can. There's a plumber working on the toilet but they have no estimate on when it will be fixed. So after 5 minutes I leave the restaurant, drive a block to my friend's house, ask them if I can use their restroom, and then drive back to the restaurant to sit and talk with everyone for another hour.

    when you gotta go you gotta go

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    man that section of Arkham City was ace

    totes feel like batman

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    aligator skin kayak might work though

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    You guys, the X5 has a moon roof that's, like, the entire roof of the car. It's gigantic.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth BIG DATA Registered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    no stores near me have that dr pepper though

    why show me commercial

    Don't worry, you're not missing much. It basically tastes like they mixed dr. pepper and diet dr. pepper. Same great HFCS, with an added splash of aspartame.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Man that shit looks fly, DK.

    Though i can't help but think the racks on top are not the greatest looking unless you're using them.

    What am I supposed to do, haul a kayak everywhere?

    I kind of like the aesthetics of the top racks, it gives some contrast so it isn't all completely sleek. Like a small chink in an otherwise perfect breastplate

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    you can't bounce a quarter off a soft ass either!

    this whole ass study is flawed, en!

    when the board gets through with you you're never gonna ass in this town

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    The Fiat 500 has a trim where the whole roof is like a window and it looks so cool.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    para

    para

    paradise

    NO.
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    DK that is exactly what I was talking about regarding the q7 options, except the sunroof actually is like 95% of the roof

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    skippy you should get on the im

    NO.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Man that shit looks fly, DK.

    Though i can't help but think the racks on top are not the greatest looking unless you're using them.

    What am I supposed to do, haul a kayak everywhere?

    I kind of like the aesthetics of the top racks, it gives some contrast so it isn't all completely sleek. Like a small chink in an otherwise perfect breastplate

    cism

  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote:
    Variable wrote:
    no stores near me have that dr pepper though

    why show me commercial

    Don't worry, you're not missing much. It basically tastes like they mixed dr. pepper and diet dr. pepper. Same great HFCS, with an added splash of aspartame.

    that was pretty much the only thing keeping me going since friday

    time to end it all

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Just because you're Asian doesn't mean you can use that word, Eddy.

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote:
    para

    para

    paradise

    When you disappear I assume it is to remix a pitcher of G&T's.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote:
    skippy you should get on the im

    I can't I am on iPad

    what's up

  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote:
    skippy you should get on the im

    I can't I am on iPad

    what's up

    trip discussion!

    NO.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote:
    you can't bounce a quarter off a soft ass either!

    this whole ass study is flawed, en!

    when the board gets through with you you're never gonna ass in this town

    I tried to do testing by bouncing quarters off multiple asses in a lab setting but I kept mysteriously losing the quarters after I threw them down followed by an odd plunk! sound.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    also eddy do they come in any other sizes oh ho ho

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Skippy what kind of dude has an iPad but not Beejive IM, the best IM program on iOS that lets you do all kinds of shit like talk to people and even I guess that's all that you need to do.

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