MSPA: THREAD BORKED, PARADOX SPACE TO BLAME

Jerkbot

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Wow, it took me till reading this thread to realize that Scratch fooled us and that the bomb created the sun instead of destroying it.
also, is it bad that my first thought at seeing giant Jade holding skaia+tiny davesprite was "there's gonna be so much porn of this"?

Rorus Raz

Riale

On the rack

SCREECH OF THE FARG

blew my mind when I realized the first part of the flash was one of my favorite fanmusics

Goatmon

Also, in regards to Jack vs Jade

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I do think that she is more powerful than Jack now, but in a very different way. Her god tier abilities, I THINK, grant her a deeper awareness and understanding of where everything is, which compliments the First Guardian powers extremely well.

But I'm pretty sure the ring gives Jack more raw firepower. I mean, in the flash he literally rips a universe apart with it.

Also, thanks Nerdgasmic for pointing out that he was actually using the ring for that. I kinda glazed over that, before.

Duke 2.0

Seems fanart only really started to pour in this afternoon.

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Baidol

Did anyone else notice

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the two seconds where the Beat Mesa is looking like it is docking with Skaia?

OmnipotentBagel

Hey, stupid album-based theory time. We have a track called Airtime. Given all the "Heir of Breath" puns in song titles, and the occasional teasers for future events found in previous albums, what are the odds that we've got an Heir of Time coming up in the post-scratch session?

Riale

Rorus Raz wrote:

Riale

On the rack

it's just like, my opinion, man.

also I'm probably a little bitter because

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they killed my absolute favorite homestuck character. RIP WV

Nerdgasmic

I did, but I didn't think anything of it

miscellaneousinsanity

GOD

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN


just watched this

when do i get a recap

at least two of you need to explain this to me, with words

unintentional

went to school
came back

still laughing about much i owned bugboy

Zay

Riale wrote:

Rorus Raz wrote:

Riale

On the rack

it's just like, my opinion, man.

also I'm probably a little bitter because

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they killed my absolute favorite homestuck character. RIP WV

yeah, rip

VoproSTEIN

Baidol wrote:

Did anyone else notice

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the two seconds where the Beat Mesa is looking like it is docking with Skaia?

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Isn't that the SCRATCH activating or something?

Larlar

Goatmon wrote:

Also, in regards to Jack vs Jade

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I do think that she is more powerful than Jack now, but in a very different way. Her god tier abilities, I THINK, grant her a deeper awareness and understanding of where everything is, which compliments the First Guardian powers extremely well.

But I'm pretty sure the ring gives Jack more raw firepower. I mean, in the flash he literally rips a universe apart with it.

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Considering Bro and Protodave could have defeated pre-Bec Jack, and safely assuming a regular god tier Jade would easily be more powerful than those two combined, Jade could probably kick Jack's ass.

Delzhand

Oh man on the wiki they're calling

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Jade's ascension "Dog Tier"

Duke 2.0

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They are calling it that everywhere.

She has finally become what she has always wanted.

Cilla Black

excepting probably Lord English

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Jade is totes the most powerful character in homestuck

Goatmon

Larlar wrote:

Goatmon wrote:

Also, in regards to Jack vs Jade

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I do think that she is more powerful than Jack now, but in a very different way. Her god tier abilities, I THINK, grant her a deeper awareness and understanding of where everything is, which compliments the First Guardian powers extremely well.

But I'm pretty sure the ring gives Jack more raw firepower. I mean, in the flash he literally rips a universe apart with it.

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Considering Bro and Protodave could have defeated pre-Bec Jack, and safely assuming a regular god tier Jade would easily be more powerful than those two combined, Jade could probably kick Jack's ass.

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To be fair, Jack could probably have just blown them up with the ring. But he seemed more interested in a proper fair fight. He even brought Bro his sword. He was a pretty good sport about it, really.

Larlar

Goatmon wrote:

Larlar wrote:

Goatmon wrote:

Also, in regards to Jack vs Jade

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I do think that she is more powerful than Jack now, but in a very different way. Her god tier abilities, I THINK, grant her a deeper awareness and understanding of where everything is, which compliments the First Guardian powers extremely well.

But I'm pretty sure the ring gives Jack more raw firepower. I mean, in the flash he literally rips a universe apart with it.

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Considering Bro and Protodave could have defeated pre-Bec Jack, and safely assuming a regular god tier Jade would easily be more powerful than those two combined, Jade could probably kick Jack's ass.

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That whole fight he was only using swordsmanship, instead of just straight-up zapping them with the ring.

They really only held their own because he was trying to play fair, and they were being cheap unfair bastards.

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So you're saying he would've held back to the point of defeat? A dubious claim, sir. He was simply outmatched, cheap tactics or no.

Campion

Larlar wrote:

Goatmon wrote:

Also, in regards to Jack vs Jade

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I do think that she is more powerful than Jack now, but in a very different way. Her god tier abilities, I THINK, grant her a deeper awareness and understanding of where everything is, which compliments the First Guardian powers extremely well.

But I'm pretty sure the ring gives Jack more raw firepower. I mean, in the flash he literally rips a universe apart with it.

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Considering Bro and Protodave could have defeated pre-Bec Jack, and safely assuming a regular god tier Jade would easily be more powerful than those two combined, Jade could probably kick Jack's ass.

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Vriska killed Jack and all she was was God-Tier

Campion

And also Vriska, but that's an unfair comparison.

Cilla Black

I feel during the pre-bec fight Bro would simply have ninja'd out of any ring tactics, and those would have left Jack open anyway. He has to stand still for them, and Bro is simply too good for that.

Cilla Black

Godtier with ALL the luck

but did she even beat him? I thought she was just holding her own.

Seriously

Currently that interpretation is being left to the readers

Mortal Sky

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Kinda surprised the trolls didn't really do much of anything, nor did Lord English

Also I'm wondering what exactly Jade is intending on doing but I guess we'll see in due time

Campion

Cilla Black wrote:

Godtier with ALL the luck

but did she even beat him? I thought she was just holding her own.

The last word was that Doc Scratch wouldn't bet against her.

Larlar

Campion wrote:

Larlar wrote:

Goatmon wrote:

Also, in regards to Jack vs Jade

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I do think that she is more powerful than Jack now, but in a very different way. Her god tier abilities, I THINK, grant her a deeper awareness and understanding of where everything is, which compliments the First Guardian powers extremely well.

But I'm pretty sure the ring gives Jack more raw firepower. I mean, in the flash he literally rips a universe apart with it.

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Considering Bro and Protodave could have defeated pre-Bec Jack, and safely assuming a regular god tier Jade would easily be more powerful than those two combined, Jade could probably kick Jack's ass.

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Vriska killed Jack and all she was was God-Tier

When, in the doomed timeline? We don't know how that fight ended. Scratch just implied it would be incredibly close.

Pereza0

andrew probably just wrote that to make people nervous

Campion

Okay Larlar, here's what you do in a situation that's incredibly close.


Flip a coin.

Winky

Riale wrote:

Rorus Raz wrote:

Riale

On the rack

it's just like, my opinion, man.

also I'm probably a little bitter because

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they killed my absolute favorite homestuck character. RIP WV

This was by far the most upsetting thing that has happened in the entire series

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I was hoping that it would be WV who ended up donning the ring. Of course, it is pretty obvious that PM is the more equipped to fight Jack.

Cilla Black

Still hoping Vriska comes back

although she's had a lot of screen time so far, and the flash sets up everyone else getting more time right now

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Unless our next update opens up in the post-scratch kid's universe

Mortal Sky

holy hell the ad bar is currently at $165 to host

tynic

Winky wrote:

This was by far the most upsetting thing that has happened in the entire series

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I was hoping that it would be WV who ended up donning the ring. Of course, it is pretty obvious that PM is the more equipped to fight Jack.

while I completely agree, and was also hoping that

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the exiles would find some way of surviving, they were basically doomed unless they could have jumped sessions with the kids, since jack destroyed that universe in any case. He just went in and gave them more personal murder-deaths before the big destruction hit.

I guess the only question is whether we get to see them respawn in the scratched session, which I think would make people pretty happy

Campion

Less than 5 dollars for Canada

Mortal Sky

yes but the loondollar is worth fifty times more right now

Campion

Just imagine what 50 times $100 would be!

Zay

That's like 5 million dollars!

Mortal Sky

wait did the new SBaHJ just og up today?

Mizuumi

nope, that gray mutant penis has been up for some time now

Pereza0

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I was hoping the exiles would get to rebuild society or something.

Looks like MsPaint and the other whiteys are doomed too