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A Midsummer Night's [chat]

spool32spool32 Contrary LibraryRegistered User regular
edited October 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
Everyone loves Shakespeare. How can you not like this:

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Or this:



Or even this:

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    I was really hoping the chat would be called "Oliver Garden's [chat]sticks"

    :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Muppet [chat] is best [chat]

    *lobbies*

    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • HavelockHavelock Registered User
    spool32 wrote:
    Muppet [chat] is best [chat]

    *lobbies*

    Everything is better with Muppets.

    Fact.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    By the by, this is the link to the pdf guide for the Shakespeare festival.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i am gonna meet a new lady from okc, i think

    i have a pesky crush that i can't actualize so i think i will meet an entirely new lady to help wash that away

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    I remember a Ducktales episode where they find Shakespeare's lost work, a door-to-door salesman is involved somehow, and they all end up on an uncharted island occupied by classical actors.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    This friday I am going to a ShotsSpeare event thing.

    Which apparently combines a theatrical presentation of shakespeare, audience participation and drinking games.

    I am kinda excited.

    afaossig.jpg~original
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    haha

    bob's comment in her chat is the best

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    but i should probably wait until i am not throwing up always and forever

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    Havelock wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Muppet [chat] is best [chat]

    *lobbies*

    Everything is better with Muppets.

    Fact.

    I cannot wait for the new movie, it's gonna be sooo good.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    You know what makes Shakespeare even better?

    GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i am gonna meet a new lady from okc, i think

    i have a pesky crush that i can't actualize so i think i will meet an entirely new lady to help wash that away

    Tired of waiting for them to be legal? :P

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    You know what makes Shakespeare even better?

    GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS


    Want to see so bad!

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    No Organ I did not ask her to touch my genitals I am leaving that for when I've bought her food so that way she's obligated.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    but i should probably wait until i am not throwing up always and forever

    :(
    *sends chu a box of live leeches*

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    No Organ I did not ask her to touch my genitals I am leaving that for when I've bought her food so that way she's obligated.

    you're learning

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    bork bork bork

    Spoiler:
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    my stomach sounds like a witch's cauldron

    no joke, it's bubbling and roiling and occasionally i hear what i believe is the sharp 'pop' of a newt's eye exploding

    it's really quite discomfiting

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    but i should probably wait until i am not throwing up always and forever

    Some ladies dig that. I could tell you stories.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    So you're on the boat

    a mile out

    and the implication...

    why are you not getting this?

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    So you're on the boat

    a mile out

    and the implication...

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    modern retellings of Shakespeare own

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Pony wrote:
    You know what makes Shakespeare even better?

    GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS
    Spoiler:

    and fascist imagery!



    (when I rented this at the video store, the clerk was like "are you sure? I don't think we have Richard or Richard 2 in stock")

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    my stomach sounds like a witch's cauldron

    no joke, it's bubbling and roiling and occasionally i hear what i believe is the sharp 'pop' of a newt's eye exploding

    it's really quite discomfiting

    Double, double, toil and trouble.
    Fire burn and chu's stomach bubble!

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  • HavelockHavelock Registered User
    edited October 2011
    Has there ever been a film adaptation of The Tempest?

    I saw an amazing production of it up in Ashland, Oregon during the Shakespeare Festival up there (like back 2000 or 2001), but I don't think I've ever seen it produced to film.

    Havelock on
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle sometimes a boy just needs to get out of the house and meet some girls Registered User regular
    the implication is my fav it's always sunny joke.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Apparently tonight is when Leigh starts attending the practices for the Nutcracker Ballet.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Apparently tonight is when Leigh starts attending the practices for the Nutcracker Ballet.

    I'd invest in a good cup.

    afaossig.jpg~original
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    This friday I am going to a ShotsSpeare event thing.

    Which apparently combines a theatrical presentation of shakespeare, audience participation and drinking games.

    I am kinda excited.
    This sounds neat.

    In my opinion every play should have audience participation.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Apparently tonight is when Leigh starts attending the practices for the Nutcracker Ballet.

    as someone who once dated a ballet dancer

    :winky:

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    tl;dr have you seen the latest episode of always sunny?

    it's not quite 'implications' level. but there is a conversation there that is so egocentric and sociopathic it elicits the same sort of 'oh, no!' laughter. it involves a bunker and is just fucking hilarious.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    modern retellings of Shakespeare own

    You didn't see modern Romeo + Juliet if you can claim such an opinion.

    08owef8ecd0o.jpg

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Havelock wrote:
    Has there ever been a film adaptation of The Tempest?

    I saw an amazing production of it up in Ashland, Oregon during the Shakespeare Festival up there, but I don't think I've ever seen it produced to film.

    A number of them. Helen Mirren just did one.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    Havelock wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Muppet [chat] is best [chat]

    *lobbies*

    Everything is better with Muppets.

    Fact.

    Next monday on WWE RAW, the Muppets are gonna be there. Muppets + Pro Wrestling = Win.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    more like fakespeare

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Apparently tonight is when Leigh starts attending the practices for the Nutcracker Ballet.

    as someone who once dated a ballet dancer

    :winky:

    I figured that out a while ago.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    Havelock wrote:
    Has there ever been a film adaptation of The Tempest?

    I saw an amazing production of it up in Ashland, Oregon during the Shakespeare Festival up there, but I don't think I've ever seen it produced to film.

    Fairly recently actually, but I'm pretty sure it was a pretty limited release thing.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    modern retellings of Shakespeare own

    You didn't see modern Romeo + Juliet if you can claim such an opinion.

    are you high

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Romeo and Juliet is poop from a butt in its original form anyway.

    No matter how much spit shine or modernization you put on it don't change that.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Thomamelas wrote:
    Apparently tonight is when Leigh starts attending the practices for the Nutcracker Ballet.

    as someone who once dated a ballet dancer

    :winky:

    I figured that out a while ago.

    yeah i figured

    it was more of a knowing nod to my fellow bro

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