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I think I'm an alpha. (ALPHAS-SYFY)

ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
edited October 2011 in Social Entropy++
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Many of you might of heard of me or known my name, Spoken about my legendary shiny shirt.

I am-- Viscount-alpha.

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*history* REDACTED



Tonight I...... *REDACTED*

YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME VISCOUNTALPHA. i AM OMEGA. YOUR OTHER SELF.

*sigh* not this shit again, I told you tjhat you weren't wel ome here anymore. *edit* This last time he showed up- he, I should say US, became me infracted. You can read what happened in my infractions. it's not pretty.

WHTY UIS THAT?

people will think we are insane. *sigh* ok, this is my other self. Omega. Or that's what I refer him as. He is my handler of sorts. Some sort of bot. I don't know where omega came from or what he is doing in my head of all places.

I CAME BACK TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED ALL THAT WHILE AGO.

you mean that bs halo game that was an utter fucking failure? I still have that gaming pc and it just sits there. Great use of 800$ /sarcasm.its worth a fraction of that now genius. We did take it to pax though.

YES WE DID. IT WAS GLORIOUS. NOOBS WERE PWNT, HAX WAS DONE.

I knew something was screwy when those people weren't dying in that match.

PURE LULZ, THE HOST OF THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM :) THOSE INTEL GUYS LIKED YOUR ASSISTANCE THOUGH.

yeah, I feel bad i never stayed in contact with them.

LETS GET TO IT.

yeah, this time it's for realz.

THJIS IS GOING TO GET LOCKED YOU DO REALIZE?

meh.. probably :(


I am an alpha, I have a split brain with + tech. I'm a C class. Or am I?

can you figure me out? or am I just insane? Can you find me? or talk to me without getting cryptic responses. Points awarded just like whose line is it anyway. This keeps it interesting and annoying. I'm not sure I want real prizes this time. Too stressful.
*edit* what the heck, why not?

Current friends of viscountalpha are excluded from this contest. Last time they thought I was, Well lets just say feelings were hurt. I still forgive you guys though, especially thrillhizzle.

No grand prizes but top scores, lets say top 10. will get small trinket Chrismas gifts mailed to them if they wish. It is preferred that these items be collected in PERSON though. Just to put a bit of spin on it. Otherwise flat rate boxes will be used to keep costs down. all prizes will be sub 50$ so don't expect it to be a gold bar or something rare or unique. I'm not exactly rich.

However, rare an unique gaming stuff. I do have. Like a sealed copy of persona 3, with an open copy of persona 3 fes. One to keep, one to play.

Or

A few decent, uncommon NES cartriges. Who knows,you might end up with a fantastic, rare cart and a bootleg nes cart ;)

Or some lord of the rings pez despensers. This is for entertainment and most of all, Fun.

I have some cool arcade boards. Blockout- jamma arcade board.

A rare "remeber 9-14-2010" halo reach wall scroll.

A sealed special edition of pirates of davy jones curse-


AGREED.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

ffs you really do have a flare for the dramatic.

*edit*

I'm considering donations for this contest for the NAMI group. National Alliance of Mental Illness but i'm leery of this. Red flag or NSA might decide to screw with me if I do that.

Bobkins Flymo on
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    This is the best bel-air I've seen in a while

    3DS: 2337-4267-8661
    autono-wally, erotibot300
  • HullisHullis Prepare yourself! Johnny Cage is not afraid to die!Registered User regular
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    It's not a bel-air. ok it is, but it's supposed to have a serious tone. The comedy comes later.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    and just like that you ruin my quite frankly brilliant plan to make people read your post


    good

    game

    3DS: 2337-4267-8661
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    I'm am truly diabolical, and sometimes completely stupid.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    What the fuck is this?

    Macro9 on
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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    Macro9 wrote:
    What the fuck is this?

    A game. Just a simple game. I didn't get to complete the last one and I felt I need some de-stressing. For the lulz? I guess? You get to learn about me? for pure entertainment value? and get cool Christmas trinkets?

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • HullisHullis Prepare yourself! Johnny Cage is not afraid to die!Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    What the fuck is this?

    He wants to know about video game dating sites

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    ok ok, I'm certainly being too forward at this point. Now that I think I might have a critical mass-

    No copper though. Only honest to god copper, And yellow cake with lime frosting is disgusting.

    PM's get points until I say otherwise.

    This Question expires in ~24hrs. or until I have 5 correct answers.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    Hullis wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    What the fuck is this?

    He wants to know about video game dating sites

    Actually, I found someone who loves me for who I am. *shrug*

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    Last time I ran this as the prize.

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    E4400, 2gb of memory. 1x33gb 10krpm scsi. 1x73gb scsi 10krpm. Some older gaming graphics card but it's sufficient for lower end stuff.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    do people actually unironically say 'for the lulz' outside of /b/

  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights fuck tough be coolRegistered User regular
    I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    No. It is meant to be ironic. :P

    You sir get a point.

    And +10 for successfully scoring.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Eat this thread. Go on, eat it

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

    It's the ramblings of a madman. or is it?

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Was that a Bel Air?

    I gotta admit I couldn't be bothered reading that.

  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    Blake, I can sum it up.

    I'm possibly an alpha. I think i've been hacking into sat-com systems. I'm running a game asking questions, looking for answers.

    Personal history, 1994-1997,2008,2009 unintentional hacking.

    Assisted in some covert ops as a crypto key opener. Again of my own free will and for the good of all mankind.

    NSA is aware of my deeds. So is RED FLAG.

    I do it for the $$$ baby, but the NSA screwed me so fuck them. I might air a bit of dirty laundry so they might reconsider a bit. I wasn't asking for a lot really. Just help for funding college.

    Lets put it this way. The taliban or anyone else doing evil deeds should fear me. I will uncover their communications, decript them and then get the right people in the right place at the right time so that shit like 9/11 DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • PixelMonkeyPixelMonkey Registered User regular
    I have no idea what the fuck any of this means

    It's the ramblings of a madman. or is it?
    Here have this nice jacket I got for you.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    Good one, but thats a -100 points there bucko.

    Oh right. too many - points = disqualification.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Well of course 9/11 will never happen again.

    The buildings are already knocked down

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    I write phonetically. Oddly I as smart (stupid?) as I am, I can't spell for shit. I've been meaning to read a dictionary sometime soon, just for the hell of it.

    Omega likes to screw with me. I know there is Cryptography but cript might infer something else.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    Personface wrote:
    This is self-indulgent lunacy on a grand scale.

    A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wises men.

    Also, this show came into being partly because I blabbed and more of us are appearing every day.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Creating an elaborate and excessively complex forum game and then throwing it (and yourself) headlong at this forum of all those to choose from goes a tad beyond nonsense.
    Also who are these "wises" men?

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    what the fuck is going on

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    Personface wrote:
    Creating an elaborate and excessively complex forum game and then throwing it (and yourself) headlong at this forum of all those to choose from goes a tad beyond nonsense.
    Also who are these "wises" men?


    Elaborate? No. Score points, win prizes? How is this hard people?

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    All my brain is crying

  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    Solar wrote:
    All my brain is crying

    Another point score. *sigh*
    Personface wrote:
    Creating an elaborate and excessively complex forum game and then throwing it (and yourself) headlong at this forum of all those to choose from goes a tad beyond nonsense.
    Also who are these "wises" men?

    odd, why is omega dropping the last character? I need to do some tinkering.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    what is up with these shows

    it's like every single network decided "let's basically redo Heroes, but have it not suck terribly after the first season!"

    so far I am Unconvinced

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    Indie, Let me put it this way. Real alphas exist. usually they are autistic and have some sort of deficiencies with inter-personal relations.

    some are psychotic, some have aspergers, some have autism. Some have split personalities.

    The more defined the human brain, the sharper it gets the less flexible it gets in other areas. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

    Go watch beautiful mind sometime and then try watching alphas. it will make you think twise (fk you omega)
    NO SIR< FUCK YOU.

    Dammit omega, stop making me laugh.

    I TRY SIR.

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    OH
    So this is basically a piece of product promotion, isn't it?
    You want something or other to go viral

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Personface wrote:
    OH
    So this is basically a piece of product promotion, isn't it?
    You want something or other to go viral

    it is a disease, that is for sure.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Personface wrote:
    OH
    So this is basically a piece of product promotion, isn't it?
    You want something or other to go viral

    it is a disease, that is for sure.

    I am a Comic Sans Alpha

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited October 2011
    Personface wrote:
    OH
    So this is basically a piece of product promotion, isn't it?
    You want something or other to go viral

    No. This is real. I mean, for real. I don't do promotions

    *DRINK DR PEPPER* *ALL ALPHAS LOVE DR PEPPER*

    Besides, this is a PA only thing. I <3 you guys here. So I want you all here to read this first. That an alpha showed up here first. But just to screw around and have fun. I mean, if your not having fun, whats the point then?

    Viscountalpha on
    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    what is up with these shows

    it's like every single network decided "let's basically redo Heroes, but have it not suck terribly after the first season!"

    so far I am Unconvinced

    The problem with Heros is was terrible. Just terrible. I couldn't stand to watch that show. I became too offended.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
    [/spoiler]
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    The real point that i'm trying to get across to everyone that ALPHAS do exist. the point of this show is mis-information. Plausible deniability. If I didn't link the show, you would instantly discard my post as rambling, except those with some sort of clearance or knowledge in those subjects.

    Project 25.01 final message
    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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