Many of you might of heard of me or known my name, Spoken about my legendary shiny shirt.
I am-- Viscount-alpha.
Tonight I...... *REDACTED*
YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME VISCOUNTALPHA. i AM OMEGA. YOUR OTHER SELF.
*sigh* not this shit again, I told you tjhat you weren't wel ome here anymore. *edit* This last time he showed up- he, I should say US, became me infracted. You can read what happened in my infractions. it's not pretty.
WHTY UIS THAT?
people will think we are insane. *sigh* ok, this is my other self. Omega. Or that's what I refer him as. He is my handler of sorts. Some sort of bot. I don't know where omega came from or what he is doing in my head of all places.
I CAME BACK TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED ALL THAT WHILE AGO.
you mean that bs halo game that was an utter fucking failure? I still have that gaming pc and it just sits there. Great use of 800$ /sarcasm.its worth a fraction of that now genius. We did take it to pax though.
YES WE DID. IT WAS GLORIOUS. NOOBS WERE PWNT, HAX WAS DONE.
I knew something was screwy when those people weren't dying in that match.
PURE LULZ, THE HOST OF THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM
THOSE INTEL GUYS LIKED YOUR ASSISTANCE THOUGH.
yeah, I feel bad i never stayed in contact with them.
LETS GET TO IT.
yeah, this time it's for realz.
THJIS IS GOING TO GET LOCKED YOU DO REALIZE?
I am an alpha, I have a split brain with + tech. I'm a C class. Or am I?
can you figure me out? or am I just insane? Can you find me? or talk to me without getting cryptic responses. Points awarded just like whose line is it anyway. This keeps it interesting and annoying. I'm not sure I want real prizes this time. Too stressful.
*edit* what the heck, why not?
Current friends of viscountalpha are excluded from this contest. Last time they thought I was, Well lets just say feelings were hurt. I still forgive you guys though, especially thrillhizzle.
No grand prizes but top scores, lets say top 10. will get small trinket Chrismas gifts mailed to them if they wish. It is preferred that these items be collected in PERSON though. Just to put a bit of spin on it. Otherwise flat rate boxes will be used to keep costs down. all prizes will be sub 50$ so don't expect it to be a gold bar or something rare or unique. I'm not exactly rich.
However, rare an unique gaming stuff. I do have. Like a sealed copy of persona 3, with an open copy of persona 3 fes. One to keep, one to play.
A few decent, uncommon NES cartriges. Who knows,you might end up with a fantastic, rare cart and a bootleg nes cart
Or some lord of the rings pez despensers. This is for entertainment and most of all, Fun.
I have some cool arcade boards. Blockout- jamma arcade board.
A rare "remeber 9-14-2010" halo reach wall scroll.
A sealed special edition of pirates of davy jones curse-
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
ffs you really do have a flare for the dramatic.
I'm considering donations for this contest for the NAMI group. National Alliance of Mental Illness but i'm leery of this. Red flag or NSA might decide to screw with me if I do that.
Project 25.01 final message
We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME
" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.