These are new. They look human...

Vampire_Goldfish

Hunter wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

Terminators. Coming soon to a battlefield near you.

Edit: Mind you, this thing is wearing sneakers and boots. It doesn't have special robot feet. It has the same type of rubber souls that us normal humans wear.

Watch that video and listen to this song.

It's uncanny

This is better then my life

HeadCreeps

Hunter wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

Terminators. Coming soon to a battlefield near you.

Edit: Mind you, this thing is wearing sneakers and boots. It doesn't have special robot feet. It has the same type of rubber souls that us normal humans wear.

Watch that video and listen to this song.

It's uncanny

HO-LY-SHIT!

Abracadaniel

Langly wrote:

JustinSane07 wrote:

Terminators. Coming soon to a battlefield near you.

Edit: Mind you, this thing is wearing sneakers and boots. It doesn't have special robot feet. It has the same type of rubber souls that us normal humans wear.

"did you hear that the shoe company burnt down the other day?"

"No!"

"Sure did. Almost 100 soles were lost!!"

"Doooooooooohohohohohoho"

MadEddy

That Big Dog one is equal parts impressive, adorable, and creepy.

BYToady

Littledog is adorable.

Bigdog is something out of Silent Hill.

redhead

Artreus wrote:

Here you go, hunter

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mclbVTIYG8E&feature=player_embedded#!&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdVq_vNAAI&feature=player_embedded#!&start2=&authorName=

this is out of sync by the perfect amount to drive me absolutely fucking nuts. more and i'd be ok, less and i might not notice, but i almost can't look at this

Tossrock

redhead wrote:

Darric wrote:

this owns why am i doing anything with my life other than working on this shit *responds to anxiety about future by playing videogames for 4 days straight*

high five

Kadith

so did they ever make it so bigdog doesn't make a demon howl constantly?

smof

Oh my god that Littledog is so cute. When can I buy one?

Edcrab

It even has a handle on the back

I feel like the future will have us all walking around with LittleDogs, carrying them like toolboxes

VALVEjunkie

Kadith wrote: »

so did they ever make it so bigdog doesn't make a demon howl constantly?

that's the pistons in its legs firing off so no

Hunter

Artreus wrote:

Here you go, hunter

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mclbVTIYG8E&feature=player_embedded#!&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdVq_vNAAI&feature=player_embedded#!&start2=&authorName=

@Artreus You are a scholar and a gentleman.

JustinSane07

No, he means the buzzing sound.



That one.

The new, bigger, AlphaDog, doesn't have the buzzing sound.

miscellaneousinsanity

have you guys seen bigbigdog?

it can even get back up oh my god
also

miscellaneousinsanity

curse you justiiiiiin

Kadith

pffft that robot ain't nothing special

i can do all of those things

and i bet i'm cheaper to maintain too

Syphyre

Hobnail

Kadith wrote:

so did they ever make it so bigdog doesn't make a demon howl constantly?

"Alright, Big Dog is fully operational and we've got almost all the bugs hammered out."

"Almost?"

"Well the lesser daemon we have shackled to every units power supply ceaselessly screams demands for release and promises of revenge."

"Eh. Ship it."

mensch-o-matic

Darric wrote:

THIS IS SO CUTE WHEN CAN I OWN ONE

ILL WAIT

chiasaur11

Reminds me of those Hunters from Half Life 2 Ep 2.

We're all gonna die.

Hunter

chiasaur11 wrote:

Reminds me of those Hunters from Half Life 2 Ep 2.

We're all gonna die.

We will find you

Edcrab

Note for the human resistance: Hunters are vulnerable to radiators

Darric

WHEN IT HOPS OVER THE WALL

Hobnail

Edcrab wrote:

Note for the human resistance: Hunters are vulnerable to radiators

You get a radiator going about 120kph and most things are vulnerable to it

Speed Racer

Darric wrote:

WHEN IT HOPS OVER THE WALL

at least it didn't stick the landing

#pipe

redhead wrote:

Artreus wrote:

Here you go, hunter

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mclbVTIYG8E&feature=player_embedded#!&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdVq_vNAAI&feature=player_embedded#!&start2=&authorName=

this is out of sync by the perfect amount to drive me absolutely fucking nuts. more and i'd be ok, less and i might not notice, but i almost can't look at this

don't worry

I'll fire up Premiere when I get home tonight and make it perfect.

Macro9

#pipe wrote:

redhead wrote:

Artreus wrote:

Here you go, hunter

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mclbVTIYG8E&feature=player_embedded#!&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdVq_vNAAI&feature=player_embedded#!&start2=&authorName=

this is out of sync by the perfect amount to drive me absolutely fucking nuts. more and i'd be ok, less and i might not notice, but i almost can't look at this

don't worry

I'll fire up Premiere when I get home tonight and make it perfect.

And I will steal it so I can post it on reddit with the title "The End is Nighighighighhh"

chiasaur11

Edcrab wrote:

Note for the human resistance: Hunters are vulnerable to radiators

Also?

Multiton collections of classic detroit steel. Just slam the gas.

MadEddy

I just finally watched the Little Dog video. That is the cutest thing without a face I've ever seen.

Rolo

Edcrab wrote:

It even has a handle on the back

I feel like the future will have us all walking around with LittleDogs, carrying them like toolboxes

they will be your toolboxes, man

your toolbox will have tiny legs and follow you around as you work, helpfully supplying the next tool you need as you go

msuitepyon

We just need to get a half-robot, feminine-looking ninja to take care of the robot uprising.

Macro9

MadEddy wrote:

I just finally watched the Little Dog video. That is the cutest thing without a face I've ever seen.

They're built without faces.

They can't have one until they kill their first enemy and still their's.

I don't want to be a robot dog face.

Macro9

Rolo wrote:

Edcrab wrote:

It even has a handle on the back

I feel like the future will have us all walking around with LittleDogs, carrying them like toolboxes

they will be your toolboxes, man

your toolbox will have tiny legs and follow you around as you work, helpfully supplying the next tool you need as you go

But will it climb ladders with me safely and being able to work off of a roof or scaffolding?

MadEddy

Macro9 wrote:

MadEddy wrote:

I just finally watched the Little Dog video. That is the cutest thing without a face I've ever seen.

They're built without faces.

They can't have one until they kill their first enemy and still their's.

I don't want to be a robot dog face.

I would be of absolutely no use against one of these things. I'd be going "Who's a good boy?" while it was mauling me to death.

Macro9

MadEddy wrote:

Macro9 wrote:

MadEddy wrote:

I just finally watched the Little Dog video. That is the cutest thing without a face I've ever seen.

They're built without faces.

They can't have one until they kill their first enemy and still their's.

I don't want to be a robot dog face.

I would be of absolutely no use against one of these things. I'd be going "Who's a good boy?" while it was mauling me to death.

http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR

Robotic Technology Inc.'s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot -- that's right, "EATR" -- "can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable," reads the company's Web site.

That "biomass" and "other organically-based energy sources" wouldn't necessarily be limited to plant material -- animal and human corpses contain plenty of energy, and they'd be plentiful in a war zone.

You're fucked

I'm fucked

We are all fucked

Kadith

just wait until it starts making its own corpses

Seriously

Hey our robot can eat human remains sounds like honest to god bad pr

Darric

Rolo wrote:

Edcrab wrote:

It even has a handle on the back

I feel like the future will have us all walking around with LittleDogs, carrying them like toolboxes

they will be your toolboxes, man

your toolbox will have tiny legs and follow you around as you work, helpfully supplying the next tool you need as you go

SA

Macro9 wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Edcrab wrote:

It even has a handle on the back

I feel like the future will have us all walking around with LittleDogs, carrying them like toolboxes

they will be your toolboxes, man

your toolbox will have tiny legs and follow you around as you work, helpfully supplying the next tool you need as you go

But will it climb ladders with me safely and being able to work off of a roof or scaffolding?

Thats what the handle is for, dum dum.

Macro9

SA wrote:

Macro9 wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Edcrab wrote:

It even has a handle on the back

I feel like the future will have us all walking around with LittleDogs, carrying them like toolboxes

they will be your toolboxes, man

your toolbox will have tiny legs and follow you around as you work, helpfully supplying the next tool you need as you go

But will it climb ladders with me safely and being able to work off of a roof or scaffolding?

Thats what the handle is for, dum dum.

But what if I'm packing something up them?

Will I have to carry separate insurance on this robotic abomination? God, I'm going to have to get some kind of Robot Comp Insurance, ain't I?