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HEY, QUILTBAG, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND 'ROUND HERE

MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
just kidding, we totally do, and now we have a totally awesome backronym to describe them!

Q - Queer and Questioning
U - Unidentified
I - Intersex
L - Lesbian
T - Transgender, Transexual
B - Bisexual
A - Asexual
G - Gay, Genderqueer

I'm a "B" because I like sucking the occasional dick and having mine sucked by the occasional Quiltbag. (not that the "A's" would be into it)

I feel sure that among this den of perverts and sodomites there's got to be a few "Q's" and "L's" and "T's" and even "A's"

I'll bet you like makeouts and deep-dickings and foot-worship and handcuffs (I'm looking at you, Anti)

I know I like all of these things. Maybe you should talk about what you like or give advice to people who are looking to try something new so they can have awesome, fulfilling sex lives.

so without further ado

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    yay! i'm one'a them b's as well. also, love me some androgynous boys. like, fuh serious.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    this thread excludes the A's

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    I've never met an asexual person before.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Let Piggy Chimp decideRegistered User regular
    Quiltbag?

    ...really?

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  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    "Quiltbag" feels like a slur somehow.

    But I guess it isn't!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    SE++ straights are a minority. We will prevail.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    this thread excludes the A's

    well they don't care, so

  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    that term sounds vaguely insulting I am actually afraid to type it now

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote:
    I've never met an asexual person before.

    we are a rare and elusive breed, much like the noble wood ape

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    every self-identified asexual person i've ever met

    upon getting to know them better

    turned out to be misanthropic and/or sporting some pretty serious social problems

    like it's a claim i'm not even sure i buy

    i guess, in the wild and wacky world of hormonal states and shit, it's possible for a person to be legitimately without sexual interest

    but i've never met such folk

  • JasconiusJasconius bird internet Saint Petersburg RussiaRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    SE++ straights are a minority. We will prevail.

    straight white dudes

    or

    SWD...BAGS? no.

    no that doesn't work

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I get everything else (as much as a straight guy can, I guess), but what does unidentified entail?

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Man in practice I am not even a little bit of any of those things. I feel so left out :cry:

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I get everything else (as much as a straight guy can, I guess), but what does unidentified entail?

    It means you need an identify scroll or to go see Deckard Cain in town.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    "Not straight people" seems less complicated at this point

    once again i question the default inclusion of transgender people in such acronyms

    fun fact: some transgender people self-identify as heterosexual and don't consider their issues to be in direct alignment with the plights of non-heterosexuals

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    a guy I play D&D with is basically asexual, but is not particularly misanthropic or more socially awkward than you would expect out of a guy who plays D&D on a Wednesday night

    the other dudes get on his case about it and say "why don't you just go get laid, man, it's not that hard"

    and the whole thing makes him very uncomfortable

    not really sure what I can say other than "lay off the guy, everybody"

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Should Queer and Genderqueer really be different labels? If you're Queer and Questioning, doesn't that also make you bi? Or Unidentified?

    I'm sensing you just really wanted to make an acronym

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    I get everything else (as much as a straight guy can, I guess), but what does unidentified entail?

    It means you need an identify scroll or to go see Deckard Cain in town.

    fine work, hunter

    how was halloween

    have you indulged in the parent's right to pick over your son's candy "for safety" meanwhile taking the good shit?

    because you are his father

    that is your right, sir

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    Hunter wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    I get everything else (as much as a straight guy can, I guess), but what does unidentified entail?

    It means you need an identify scroll or to go see Deckard Cain in town.

    fine work, hunter

    how was halloween

    have you indulged in the parent's right to pick over your son's candy "for safety" meanwhile taking the good shit?

    because you are his father

    that is your right, sir

    All Twix were confiscated to be inspected for LSD, needles, and rat poison. They were all clean, but the test was destructive for the item.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    also questioning what exactly unidentified means, is that like not even you know? you wish to remain an enigma?

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    Houk wrote:
    Man in practice I am not even a little bit of any of those things. I feel so left out :cry:

    well just blow a dude and bam you're with the in crowd

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    "Not straight people" seems less complicated at this point

    once again i question the default inclusion of transgender people in such acronyms

    fun fact: some transgender people self-identify as heterosexual and don't consider their issues to be in direct alignment with the plights of non-heterosexuals

    well they aren't necessarily aligned

    although you'd need to say "Not straight cisgendered people" in order to run the entire gamut

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Oh man, halloween with my kid

    My kid'll be like six months old by Halloween next year

    I'm gonna dress 'em in a pumpkin costume and take 'em door to door and eat all the candy

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    also questioning what exactly unidentified means, is that like not even you know? you wish to remain an enigma?

    I believe it's the term now for when parents raise their child in an unidentified state so social gender characteristics don't influence the child.

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  • MateyMatey see, look how sad i am now give me your wallet.Registered User regular
    perhaps unsure would work better?

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    also questioning what exactly unidentified means, is that like not even you know? you wish to remain an enigma?

    I believe it's the term now for when parents raise their child in an unidentified state so social gender characteristics don't influence the child.

    aka

    "fuckin' hippies"

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    you forgot two-spirit

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    I would like to be bisexual please
    can I get my brain tweaked

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    conflating sex, gender, and sexual orientation is pretty stupid

    those are not the same things!

    they do not have the same social issues

    they shouldn't be lumped under the same acronym or whatever

    there comes a point where your acronym literally becomes "not you people, but everyone else"

    and that's not a good thing

    it's like when people use the phrase

    "person of color" to mean "not a white person"

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Tam wrote:
    I would like to be bisexual please
    can I get my brain tweaked

    Take it to 11 and go trisexual. A winner would find a way.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Javen wrote:
    Should Queer and Genderqueer really be different labels? If you're Queer and Questioning, doesn't that also make you bi? Or Unidentified?

    I'm sensing you just really wanted to make an acronym

    Queer usually just means "gay" but doesn't have the female-exclusionary connotations that "gay" does, while "genderqueer" tends more often to refer to people who refuse to accept the social construction of gender and do not like being referred to as a "man" or "woman."

    And I didn't make it up, someone else did:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=QUILTBAG

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    pony, it strikes me as REALLY fucking stupid how you've complained about biphobia in the past and expressed anger that people act like bisexuals don't exist

    then do the same for asexuals lmao

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    conflating sex, gender, and sexual orientation is pretty stupid

    those are not the same things!

    they do not have the same social issues

    they shouldn't be lumped under the same acronym or whatever

    there comes a point where your acronym literally becomes "not you people, but everyone else"

    and that's not a good thing

    it's like when people use the phrase

    "person of color" to mean "not a white person"

    in America at least, "not a white person" is actually a fairly useful descriptor when you're talking about privilege

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I get everything else (as much as a straight guy can, I guess), but what does unidentified entail?

    undecided, perhaps? or "multiple of the above?" or "none of the above?" or maybe another vowel was needed, because jeez two G's, and L and a Q do not make real good acronyms

    anyway, i like this new acronym. LGBTQ is unweildy! there needs to be a rule of thumb where acronyms beyond 4 letters should form a prounceable word.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tam wrote:
    I would like to be bisexual please
    can I get my brain tweaked

    Take it to 11 and go trisexual. A winner would find a way.

    now I have to invent a new sex
    or something

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    faynor makes it pretty hard to talk to you when you end your posts with "lmao"

    what're you

    14?

  • ToxTox I kill threads Let Piggy Chimp decideRegistered User regular
    Also I thought the I was supposed to mean Intersexed.

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG hence nothing remains except for our regretsRegistered User regular
    ok but what about otherkin

    wait no thats not a sexuality thats just weird

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    What about furries? Besides a yiff pile where do they fit in?

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    Pony wrote:
    conflating sex, gender, and sexual orientation is pretty stupid

    those are not the same things!

    they do not have the same social issues

    they shouldn't be lumped under the same acronym or whatever

    there comes a point where your acronym literally becomes "not you people, but everyone else"

    and that's not a good thing

    it's like when people use the phrase

    "person of color" to mean "not a white person"

    aren't judgments like this ("i don't want "trans," in this acronym, or "genderqueer," or) normally the kind of thing you'd want to leave to the people it most affects--ie, the people within the groups you think don't belong?

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