HEY, QUILTBAG, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND 'ROUND HERE

MrMonroe

Pony wrote:

MrMonroe wrote:

Pony wrote:

the term "Quiltbags and straights alike" should immediately hit your ear wrong, really

why make the distinction if not for political reasons?

it's a distinction that only has meaning in the avenues of political and social change and activism

well, yeah, I can't eliminate my political bias; obviously I believe in liberation for all people and that liberation for only some people means only partial liberation for all

can't really get around that when I'm making a thread

really?

that's a shame

because SE++ really could use a randy thread about sexuality and fetishes and shit

but if your opening salvo is some fuckin' polemic about queer rights or something

this is probably gonna be the result inevitably

if it ain't me makin' a thing it's just gonna be someone else

man I threw out a stupid funny acronym because we got a lot of queers up in here

it's you made a big deal out of it

Pony

the only ladies i ever knew who were into gettin' their can rocked were when i was in high school

catholic girls who believed it don't count if it's anal

man

alright fine

i guess

Ubik

what if we made it QUILTBAGS

the S stands for straight

Ubik

1-800-mattres

leave off the last S for savings

MrMonroe

Pony wrote:

the only ladies i ever knew who were into gettin' their can rocked were when i was in high school

catholic girls who believed it don't count if it's anal

man

alright fine

i guess

if they'd listen in sunday school, they'd know it counts double

Pony

MrMonroe wrote:

Pony wrote:

MrMonroe wrote:

Pony wrote:

the term "Quiltbags and straights alike" should immediately hit your ear wrong, really

why make the distinction if not for political reasons?

it's a distinction that only has meaning in the avenues of political and social change and activism

well, yeah, I can't eliminate my political bias; obviously I believe in liberation for all people and that liberation for only some people means only partial liberation for all

can't really get around that when I'm making a thread

really?

that's a shame

because SE++ really could use a randy thread about sexuality and fetishes and shit

but if your opening salvo is some fuckin' polemic about queer rights or something

this is probably gonna be the result inevitably

if it ain't me makin' a thing it's just gonna be someone else

man I threw out a stupid funny acronym because we got a lot of queers up in here

it's you made a big deal out of it

maybe! I'll guess we'll never know

of course, nobody actually needed to reply to me

but you and redhead had to be all "it's Pony I'm gonna have to argue with him even though it's like that guy in the Sting video swinging a sword against the tide"

...aw man, I was gonna post Paul Anka singing "Just Don't Look At The Monsters" from the Simpsons but Fox is fuckin' psycho about keeping Simpsons clips off Youtube

Okami

Pony wrote:

This thread has now permanently entered the second page of the default, unmodified forum view

I'm sorry, MrMonroe

we're in space now

no one can hear you scream

speaking of:

Spoiler:

christ, Dennis can be frightening

Pony

Dennis is a psychopath

like every character on It's Always Sunny is sorta disturbing and fucked up but Dennis is full on jeeeesus christ most of the time

mensch-o-matic

Dennis is like half a step away from literally being a rapist

MrMonroe

man, Pony's right

this thread did get relegated to the second page for no readily apparent reason

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that Vanilla didn't like us talking about kinks

Pony

mensch-o-matic wrote:

Dennis is like half a step away from literally being a rapist

Dennis is only that half step away because his plans keep failing.

redhead

t pony just so you know

the "all i did was make one post, you're the one who decided to respond to it" thing works better when you don't make ~30 posts within the first four pages of the thead

Pony

MrMonroe this thread is busted ass

if you make a new sexual kink thread I promise not to shit it up with political argument.

Okami

The D.E.N.N.I.S System pretty much showed us just what kind of fucked up he is

Pony

redhead wrote:

t pony just so you know

the "all i did was make one post, you're the one who decided to respond to it" thing works better when you don't make ~30 posts within the first four pages of the thead

nope.

redhead

holy shit that was meant to be an exaggeration but i just checked and it's literally correct

redhead

god dam it's really too bad this thread is going down the drain because that's kind of incredible

Pony

since this thread is basically doomed and Monroe should make a new thread

Always Sunny thread?

why not

mensch-o-matic

What is a Paraphilia?

Paraphilia is a medical or behavioral science term for what is also referred to as: sexual deviation, sexual anomaly, sexual perversion or a disorder of sexual preference. It is the repeated, intense sexual arousal to unconventional (socially deviant) stimuli.

Richard Von Krafft-Ebing, a German psychiatrist credited with formally introducing the study of Sexology as a psychiatric phenomenon, identified paraphilias first in his 1886 Psychopathia Sexualis (Sexual Psychopathy). This highly influential psychiatric text laid the groundwork for the development of research and treatment in this area that has taken place over the last century.

Paraphilias are currently recognized as one of the categories of Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders in the DSM-IV-TR

List of Paraphilias

Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees
Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain
Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation)
Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men
Apodysophilia: desire to undress, see also nudism
Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated
Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools
Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism
Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings
Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy)
Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape
Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie “Superstar” with Molly Shannon
Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers
Emetophilia (a.k.a. vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomit
Ephebophilia (a.k.a. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents
Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
Exhibitionism: sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one’s genitals to an unsuspecting person, known as indecent exposure)
Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
Fetishism: is the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person’s body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include:
Balloon fetishism — breast fetishism — foot fetishism (podophilia) — fur fetishism — leather fetishism — lipstick fetishism — medical fetishism — panty fetishism — robot fetishism — rubber fetishism — shoe fetishism — smoking fetishism — spandex fetishism — dental braces fetishism — transvestic fetishism
Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person
Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women (incorrect term)
Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly
Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood)
Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary
Hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood
Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes
Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby
Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas
Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder
Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things (including larger body organs such as breasts and genitalia)
Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
Masochism: is the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer
Microphilia: sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size
Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material
Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses
Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality)
Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs.
Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia)
Phalloorchoalgolagnia: sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography/erotic art
Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters
Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire
Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes
Sadism: sexual arousal from giving pain
Schediaphilia (aka Toonophilia): love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations
Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food
Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls
Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people
Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings
Transvestic fetishism: is a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender (also known as transvestitism)
Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair
Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine
Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature
Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom)
Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens)
Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals
Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals
Note: Sadism and masochism are often grouped together, under sadomasochism, or (as a lifestyle interest) BDSM.
Source: ramirezdahmerbundy

Pony

swear to god mensch some of those aren't even based on people

they're just latin names for things slammed into -philia

mensch-o-matic

Pony wrote:

swear to god mensch some of those aren't even based on people

they're just latin names for things slammed into -philia

someone doesn't hang around enough otakus~

Pony

mensch-o-matic wrote:

Pony wrote:

swear to god mensch some of those aren't even based on people

they're just latin names for things slammed into -philia

someone doesn't hang around enough otakus~

fun fact: used to actually go to anime cons

never saw half of the shit people say about anime cons

(but totally saw the other half)

maybe i went to the wrong cons?

mensch-o-matic

I dunno I've been to 0 cons myself! But I have seen every single item on that list either acted out or drawn

Many of them at the same time, like that door-lady hentai

Pony

i don't accept drawn porn as evidence that people are really into it

i know people who draw rule 34 shit and fucked up porn just to make it exist

they go and post it at 4chan to make people rage but i wonder at what point are people not actually the fetishists they claim to be

but their fetish is actually making other people outraged at their fetish

Kwoaru

I have a tab open just for this thread

even as it sinks into the darkness I'll be watching

Pony

i keep checking it and posting in it

because i can

MrMonroe

Pony wrote:

MrMonroe this thread is busted ass

if you make a new sexual kink thread I promise not to shit it up with political argument.

so I should do it again without the totally lighthearted acronym that I included only because I thought it was a funny way of opening up the discussion?

that seems kind of pointless

again, I wasn't trying to do a political thing, but I guess my politics came out (heh) in the delivery

things would have been better had I simply not risen to the bait and kept talking about handcuffs and spankings, and that's my fault

c'est la internet

MrMonroe

wait I'm being an asshole again

god damn it

I just wanted to be a pervert on the internet!

Pony

(btw i was never trolling in this thread)

MrMonroe

maybe I'm naive, but I never thought that was the case

Peccavi

That list doesn't even have eyeball licking on it. What a joke.

Pony

to be fair to you MrMonroe I am in an exceptionally mean-spirited mood today

Faynor

did someone say penis

BlueBlue

Fugitive wrote:

Is QUILTBAG an actual organization? Or just a blanket term to define sexual orientation, occasionally invoked to represent sexual equality?

get it

MrMonroe

Pony wrote:

to be fair to you MrMonroe I am in an exceptionally mean-spirited mood today

it's ok

I am in that mood pretty much perpetually

but not against people that have awesome hot sex

Antimatter

Pony wrote:

fun fact: some transgender people self-identify as heterosexual and don't consider their issues to be in direct alignment with the plights of non-heterosexuals

you just reminded me of how a huge amount of queer individuals don't really care one way or the other about transgender rights.

Antimatter

MrMonroe wrote:

handcuffs (I'm looking at you, Anti)

hehehehehehehe

Metzger Meister

i wish most cross-dressing porn wasn't gross fat old guys. if i wanted to see an ugly, hairy fat guy wearing panties i'd just get some and look in the mirror.

not that i've ever done that.

Metzger Meister

anyway.

how about those gays, huh? stylish fellows.

Kwoaru

so this thread still wont bump right

lets find out this was finally turning around