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Farmers screwed up our internet again

LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
edited November 2011 in Singularity Engine++
Eat shit, daylight savings time. This thread is immune to your cancer...at least until you people operating under central time get hit next.

Everyone's assignment for the week: set at least one barn on fire.

Larlar on
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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Burning down barns puts you on the Naughty List!

    Ho ho ho!

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Yeah I am in central time

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAGH

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    Santa, I have burned down NO barns!

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    further time-travel shenanigans on the forums.

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    let's travel back
    to 1976

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    I know a guy who can get us some great cocaine back in 1976

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    natek wrote:
    Santa, I have burned down NO barns!

    That is true Natek, but you know what you have done these past 10 months.

    But don't worry, my little medusozoa , you can still get on Santa's nice list. Sit on Santa's lap.

    Ho huh hooooo!

    I know when you are sleeping.
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Hi Santa.

    How's it going? haven't seen you in a while. What's up? you avoiding me? Cause Terry says you are, but as we know Terry is a liar.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    At least this means extra sleep tonight. I already took advantage of yesterday having the latest sunrise of the year (even later than midwinter, by the clock) to take the first train out to the airport for early breakfast through the rain, and back well before sunrise.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Prepare for Quantum Shuffle!

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Melding wrote:
    Hi Santa.

    How's it going? haven't seen you in a while. What's up? you avoiding me? Cause Terry says you are, but as we know Terry is a liar.

    Ho ho oh, Melding. Santa knows what you do when you are pretending to be sleeping. But Santa knows when you're awake.

    I know when you are sleeping.
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Santa wrote: »
    Melding wrote:
    Hi Santa.

    How's it going? haven't seen you in a while. What's up? you avoiding me? Cause Terry says you are, but as we know Terry is a liar.

    Ho ho oh, Melding. Santa knows what you do when you are pretending to be sleeping. But Santa knows when you're awake.

    I am the night!

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Santa

    why did my dad tell me you aren't real after I discovered the boxes for all of our new toys in the garage the day after Christmas?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    So yeah, this is sweet. Now I can play video games for an extra hour!

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  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl Oklahoma City, OKRegistered User regular
    Santa, is this finally the year I get that pony I always asked for? :D

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    Chimera wrote:
    Santa, is this finally the year I get that pony I always asked for? :D

    Your parents bought you that pony the first year you asked for it. You were bad, though, so they didn't give it to you.

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Santa

    why did my dad tell me you aren't real after I discovered the boxes for all of our new toys in the garage the day after Christmas?

    Oh, young Blank, the free gifts were my doing, but your father wanted you to believe that he had bought you all those wonderful toys. Once your father started taking credit for Santa's generosity towards his children, Santa assumed your father no longer needed help providing Christmas Magic for his children.

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Santa wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Santa

    why did my dad tell me you aren't real after I discovered the boxes for all of our new toys in the garage the day after Christmas?

    Oh, young Blank, the free gifts were my doing, but your father wanted you to believe that he had bought you all those wonderful toys. Once your father started taking credit for Santa's generosity towards his children, Santa assumed your father no longer needed help providing Christmas Magic for his children.
    So that's why we went into crippling debt in the following years!

    Wow, thanks Santa! Now I know :D

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Santa, this year for christmas can you give me the gift of no gifts?

    PARADOX

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Chimera wrote:
    Santa, is this finally the year I get that pony I always asked for? :D

    Ho ho ho, Chimera! Santa can provide the pony, but you have forgotten to ask for proper fencing, shelter, and feeding equipment for the pony. Santa cannot in good conscience put the care of a living creature in the hands of a girl so thoughtless!

    Santa has been assuming all this time that you expected to house the pony in your small living area. Chimera, ponies cannot flourish in such an environment!

    I know when you are sleeping.
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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    #pipe wrote:
    Santa, this year for christmas can you give me the gift of no gifts?

    PARADOX

    #pipe, you're getting the same gift you get every year: coal. Because you are on Santa's Permanaughty list for that little act you committed as a young adult. Santa is giving you the gift of not exposing your deviant past to your friends.

    Ho ho ho!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    You're the best, Santa

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Santa, what is the most requested Christmas gift, on average?

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    #pipe wrote:
    You're the best, Santa

    Santa loves you very much, pipe. But Jesus forgives. Santa does not.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    wish I got a free extra hour to stay up every night. should do this daylight savings thing more often

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    godmode wrote:
    Santa, what is the most requested Christmas gift, on average?

    Ho ho ho, Godmode!

    "A puppy."
    Followed by "Please don't let daddy drink too much on Christmas morning. It's much funner when daddy doesn't hit mommy with a detached branch of our fake tree."

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I kinda wish we'd stay on DST year round. Fuck 4 p.m. sunsets.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Santa, can you get me a working kidney for Christmas?

    I've been kind of good!

    Fyndir on
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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    Santa how do you make deliveries to people under water

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    I remember back in the early / mid 90's when Penn Jillette use to do the spot promos for Comedy Central, they made one for DST where he'd repeatedly instruct listeners,

    When the time hits two set your clock back to one.
    And when the time hits two, set your clock back to one.
    Then when the time hits two, set your clock back to one.

    I was easily amused as a kid.

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  • my phone just freaked the fuck out trying to deal with this daylight savings time thing

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Aren't you guys a little old to still believe in alt accounts?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    santa what the haps bro dawg

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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Fyndir wrote:
    Santa, can you get me a working kidney for Christmas?

    I've been kind of good!

    Hello Fyndir! Unfortunately, none of Santa's elves match your blood type. But Santa types every new elf born into slavery service, and Santa will provide for you as soon as possible. Do not despair, Fyndir!

    Ho ho ho!

    Santa on
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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Macera wrote:
    Santa how do you make deliveries to people under water

    Ho ho ho, Mersanta mode!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
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  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Aren't you guys a little old to still believe in alt accounts?

    Aneurhythmia, this is why you never get hardly anything that you want for Christmas!

    Ho ho ho!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    I love you, santa

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