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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Aren't you guys a little old to still believe in alt accounts?

    I fucking love this post.

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog (6/15/14)
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    santa what the haps bro dawg

    Why hello there young man. Santa thinks you are a lovely boy but wishes that your name was not so vulgar. Bastards rarely get to be on the Nice List.

    HO HO HO!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    santa, natek says he wants you inside him

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Santa,

    What voice should I be reading your posts in?

  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    damta, natek says he wants you inside him
    Go to bed, drunky.

  • SantaSanta Registered User
    natek wrote:
    I love you, santa

    Santa loves you more than Jesus loves you, Natek.

    Ho ho ho!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Santa wrote:
    santa what the haps bro dawg

    Why hello there young man. Santa thinks you are a lovely boy but wishes that your name was not so vulgar. Bastards rarely get to be on the Nice List.

    HO HO HO!

    WHY MUST I CONTINUALLY BE PUNISHED BY MY MOTHER'S INDISCRETION

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Seriously Santa, i've been sitting on shit package for over a month now, either come get it or i'm calling the fed. I can't get caught with this again.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    damta, natek says he wants you inside him
    Go to bed, drunky.

    never! I got more beers to drink!

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Santa, do you and UPS ever work in conjunction to help deliver presents?

  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Santa,

    What voice should I be reading your posts in?

    Hello Blank,

    Little known fact, Santa voiced Big Mouth Billy Bass!



    HO HO HO

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Santa,

    How come you ignored my letter when I was 8 years old to make my parents happy again and get back together?

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog (6/15/14)
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Melding wrote:
    Seriously Santa, i've been sitting on shit package for over a month now, either come get it or i'm calling the fed. I can't get caught with this again.

    Hello Melding,

    Santa's eraser is poised over your name on the Nice List, young lady.

    HO HO HO

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    santa, do you hate jesus?

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    Steam PSN: natek7
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Santa wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Seriously Santa, i've been sitting on shit package for over a month now, either come get it or i'm calling the fed. I can't get caught with this again.

    Hello Melding,

    Santa's eraser is poised over your name on the Nice List, young lady.

    HO HO HO

    well see that's your first clerical error

  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Bucketman wrote:
    Santa, do you and UPS ever work in conjunction to help deliver presents?

    Hello Bucketman!

    Santa is feeling his age! Santa's diabeetus make travelling long distances. Fortunately, Santa has daily pickup with UPS. It's not cheap, but it works.

    Ho ho ho!!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Henroid wrote:
    Santa,

    How come you ignored my letter when I was 8 years old to make my parents happy again and get back together?

    Hello Henroid,

    Santa was trying to figure out the most polite way of telling you that the break up was your fault.

    Ho ho ho!!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    natek wrote:
    santa, do you hate jesus?

    Hello Natek,

    Santa doesn't hate Jesus. It's just that Santa only believe in you, if you believe in Santa!

    Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus mention Santa. Jesus did not believe in Santa.

    Ho ho ho!!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Santa wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Seriously Santa, i've been sitting on shit package for over a month now, either come get it or i'm calling the fed. I can't get caught with this again.

    Hello Melding,

    Santa's eraser is poised over your name on the Nice List, young lady.

    HO HO HO

    well see that's your first clerical error

    Now now, Lovely Bastard. Don't try to drag others down with you.

    Ho ho ho!!!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Santa, who come you never drink the milk I leave out for you?

    I spend all year saving it up for you.

  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    Santa,

    One year for Christmas I asked for the transforming Greymon Digimon action figure but I got lame Garurumon instead

    why do you hate me

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Santa, can you give me the gift of Kung Fu?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    all will fall

  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    oh
    well I hate jesus for you, santa
    because I know you just gotta be all nice in front of the kiddies
    can't be sayin' you hate jesus and such

    5zqiq8.jpg
    Steam PSN: natek7
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    ChicoBlue wrote:
    Santa, who come you never drink the milk I leave out for you?

    I spend all year saving it up for you.

    Hello Chico,

    Santa is lactose intolerant. You should have listened to Tim Allen.

    Ho ho ho!!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Santa wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Santa,

    How come you ignored my letter when I was 8 years old to make my parents happy again and get back together?

    Hello Henroid,

    Santa was trying to figure out the most polite way of telling you that the break up was your fault.

    Ho ho ho!!

    Santa needs to do better than waiting 20 years! You're losing your touch, old man!

    "Ultima Online Pre-Trammel is the perfect example of why libertarians are full of shit."
    - @Ludious
    PA Lets Play Archive - Twitter - Blog (6/15/14)
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Santa,

    One year for Christmas I asked for the transforming Greymon Digimon action figure but I got lame Garurumon instead

    why do you hate me

    Hello Blank!

    Santa's elves made a little mistake it seems.

    Beatings Re-education is in order.

    HO HO HO

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Santa wrote: »
    Santa wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Seriously Santa, i've been sitting on shit package for over a month now, either come get it or i'm calling the fed. I can't get caught with this again.

    Hello Melding,

    Santa's eraser is poised over your name on the Nice List, young lady.

    HO HO HO

    well see that's your first clerical error

    Now now, Lovely Bastard. Don't try to drag others down with you.

    Ho ho ho!!!

    Well to be fair, he died like 300 years before you were even born.

    So i mean, bible doesn't mention me neither, but to say Jesus doesn't accept my existence is silly. Come on Santa, you're better then this.

    P.S. I flushed the stash. It'd had gone bad anyway, so really keeping it ain't doing any of us any favours.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    also santa I gotta ask you a question

    why did you never bring me happiness

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    Santa wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    You're the best, Santa

    Santa loves you very much, pipe. But Jesus forgives. Santa does not.

    Holy shit that's awesome

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • ChimeraChimera Monster girl Oklahoma City, OKRegistered User regular
    Santa wrote:
    Chimera wrote:
    Santa, is this finally the year I get that pony I always asked for? :D

    Ho ho ho, Chimera! Santa can provide the pony, but you have forgotten to ask for proper fencing, shelter, and feeding equipment for the pony. Santa cannot in good conscience put the care of a living creature in the hands of a girl so thoughtless!

    Santa has been assuming all this time that you expected to house the pony in your small living area. Chimera, ponies cannot flourish in such an environment!

    Even if I let it eat from the leaves of my desk fern and house ficus? It doesn't have to be a big pony.... just maybe one of those little miniature ones. I want to name her Professor Snuggles. :c

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    3Ds: 2423 - 3932 - 2876 Wii U: Chimera.Monster Steam: chimera.monster Skype: chimera.monster
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Santa, can you give me the gift of Kung Fu?

    Hello Trippy,

    Ho ho ho! Santa is saving you from a horrible life-ending injury by denying the knowledge of Kung-fu.

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    also santa I gotta ask you a question

    why did you never bring me happiness

    Lovely Bastard. Santa can only give presents that exist in our reality.

    Ho ho ho!

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • SantaSanta Registered User
    Melding wrote:
    Santa wrote: »
    Santa wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Seriously Santa, i've been sitting on shit package for over a month now, either come get it or i'm calling the fed. I can't get caught with this again.

    Hello Melding,

    Santa's eraser is poised over your name on the Nice List, young lady.

    HO HO HO

    well see that's your first clerical error

    Now now, Lovely Bastard. Don't try to drag others down with you.

    Ho ho ho!!!

    Well to be fair, he died like 300 years before you were even born.

    So i mean, bible doesn't mention me neither, but to say Jesus doesn't accept my existence is silly. Come on Santa, you're better then this.

    P.S. I flushed the stash. It'd had gone bad anyway, so really keeping it ain't doing any of us any favours.

    Ho ho ho! Santa is timeless. Santa is the beginning and the end.

    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    melding way to quote the wrong post

    for your punishment, bring me a beer

  • SantaSanta Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Henroid wrote:
    Santa wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Santa,

    How come you ignored my letter when I was 8 years old to make my parents happy again and get back together?

    Hello Henroid,

    Santa was trying to figure out the most polite way of telling you that the break up was your fault.

    Ho ho ho!!

    Santa needs to do better than waiting 20 years! You're losing your touch, old man!

    Santa would have kept that secret from you forever if you had kept yourself off the Naughty List!

    HO HO HO!

    Santa on
    I know when you are sleeping.
    Write a letter to Santa
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fuck you Santa! Jesus is the reason for the season!

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    every time santa writes "ho ho ho", I think "now I have a machine gun"

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    melding way to quote the wrong post

    for your punishment, bring me a beer

    Sorry, like Santa, i can only deliver things to legitimate children.

    Thems the rules.
    Santa wrote: »

    Ho ho ho! Santa is timeless. Santa is the beginning and the end.

    Then how are you starting to feel your age?

    Are you saying that the end is nigh and we should all repent?

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    santa are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party

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