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Do it, Rockapella! I mean, uh, J. Lo! Wait, what?

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two CrewRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited November 2011 in Singularity Engine++
In a move that I am describing as "I'm surprised it actually took this long for it to happen," Walden Media and Jennifer Lopez are supposedly currently working on a Carmen Sandiego movie. While it was originally thought that J. Lo would be portraying the famous character, right now they're saying that she's only attached to produce.

The general concept as it is described sounds kinda decent:
When the ACME agency’s greatest detective Carmen Sandiego becomes the world’s greatest thief, it’s up to her former partner to follow her clues and track her down. Their cat-and-mouse game leads the partner to confront a greater mystery: Is Carmen really a thief or a hero?

But since there really isn't any story in the games themselves, they kinda have free reign to do whatever they want. It'll probably be just a generic cop/thief movie that happens to have a known character in it.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    FUCK YES

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    this is going to be so terrible

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom We never go out of style Registered User regular
    This is going to be ridiculously bad

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Unfortunately, Carmen Sandiego came before the time of my extensive geographical knowledge.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    it should just be



    for ninety minutes

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    the game where carmen sandiego traveled through time was pretty fantastic

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    the game where carmen sandiego traveled through time was pretty fantastic

    I had that one on my Apple IIgs and played the hell out of it.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego was probably the hardest game I've ever fucking played.

    I loved it so damn much

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I've never caught her

    But I loved the puns for criminal names

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I want Emma Stone to be Carmen sandiego

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    I want Emma Stone to be Carmen sandiego

    I just watched Crazy Stupid Love the other day

    it was really good

    I cried

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    lostwords wrote:
    I want Emma Stone to be Carmen sandiego

    This would be a solid casting decision.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    keith you are always crying

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    keith you are always crying

    I cry at basically every movie, yeah

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I like Emma Stone but I haven't really seen much range to her

    Granted I've really only ever seen her in comedies. I want to watch The Help

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    He just has a lot of feelings

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    He just has a lot of feelings

    I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    it's funny that carmen sandiego is a time traveller because jennifer lopez hasn't been relevant in like a fucking decade

    oh ok she's only producing

    welp

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Rainbows give me gas and smiles give me heartburn. Why do you hate me, Keith?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    it's funny that carmen sandiego is a time traveller because jennifer lopez hasn't been relevant in like a fucking decade

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Rainbows give me gas and smiles give me heartburn. Why do you hate me, Keith?

    I don't push you in the dirt and pull your pig tails because I hate you

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people? I'm not worried about J. Lo wrecking this in any fashion.

    Also, fuck yes, this better turn out to be good.

    Also, PLAYER, C5 US TO CAIRO

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    it's funny that carmen sandiego is a time traveller because jennifer lopez hasn't been relevant in like a fucking decade

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnn

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?

    Production assistant.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    it's funny that carmen sandiego is a time traveller because jennifer lopez hasn't been relevant in like a fucking decade

    she's a host on American Idol

    she has a new album that hit #5 on the charts

    and a hit song that hit #3 on the charts

    she's pretty relevant

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?

    Production assistant.

    I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Buttlord wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?

    Production assistant.

    yeah, a producer helps fund/facilitate a project and usually has some amount of say in the production, depending on how much they invest and what kind of person they are.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Henroid wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?

    Production assistant.

    I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.

    Yeah, PA is the gofer-type guy who doesn't really do anything but make things easier for the people who do things. A producer puts up cash and is more involved in general direction of the movie.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?

    Production assistant.

    I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.

    Dang. I just got credited for "fluffer"

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    I meant in movies

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    Emma Stone is awesome.

    Loved her in Friends with Benefits, if only a bit part.

    That'd be great.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    oof

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I'd watch Emma Stone do dishes

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.

    A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Henroid wrote:
    J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.

    A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?

    I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Buttlord wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?

    Production assistant.

    I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.

    Yeah, PA is the gofer-type guy who doesn't really do anything but make things easier for the people who do things. A producer puts up cash and is more involved in general direction of the movie.

    He ran around delivering documents / blueprints / models between Dreamworks' offices and the Warner Bros (or was it Universal?) lot. I got to go with him once and it was rad. But yeah, he was a delivery boy.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.

    A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?

    I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.

    no no, slit makes me grimace

    the other thing makes me smile

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.

    A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?

    I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.

    no no, slit makes me grimace

    the other thing makes me smile

    Penis?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.

    A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?

    I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.

    no no, slit makes me grimace

    the other thing makes me smile

    Penis?

    That's the one

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