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You are all the dumb ones for drinking regular water

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    desc wrote:
    My boss bought one of those Kangen machines for the sink in the office.

    She paid three thousand fucking dollars for it.

    "A fool and his money..."

  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    My boss bought one of those Kangen machines for the sink in the office.

    She paid three thousand fucking dollars for it.

    how active is your hydrogen right now?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    seriously though I really have to get into the business of bilking idiots for cash

    it's okay, because they're stupid, and thus deserve to be stolen from

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    desc are you full of alkaline goodness

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Fuck your stupid Japanese weeaboo water, I gots the Hollywood celebrity shit right here:

    http://www.blingh2o.com/index.html

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tossrock, you're a goddamn visionary

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Full disclosure: Our tapwater tastes like ass, so the missus and I used to buy a 15 litre container of spring water every week.

    Now we just have a Brita filter on the tap, and a Brita jug in the fridge.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Fuck your stupid Japanese weeaboo water, I gots the Hollywood celebrity shit right here:

    http://www.blingh2o.com/index.html

    I MUST HAVE THIS

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I only shoot all natural rocks at my enemies.

    None of this artificial bullet crap.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
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    This is apparently the difference between large water clusters and small water clusters

    The small water clusters enter the sphincter more easily... I guess?

    joshofalltrades on
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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz Waste Not, Waant Not Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I only shoot all natural rocks at my enemies.

    None of this artificial bullet crap.
    Let me tell you the wonders of my rock augmentation device.

    Through this revolutionary process, your rocks will actually pierce through human flesh in addition to many other kinds of animal tissue!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    large_water_clusters.jpgsmall_water_clusters.jpg

    This is apparently the difference between large water clusters and small water clusters

    The small water clusters enter the sphincter more easily... I guess?

    so the asshole on the left is puckered up because the clusters are too big to pass, right?

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    large_water_clusters.jpgsmall_water_clusters.jpg

    This is apparently the difference between large water clusters and small water clusters

    The small water clusters enter the sphincter more easily... I guess?

    Ok, I laugh at the stupid pamphlet and all the other crap, but images like that make me want to rage, especially when they spout fake pseudo-science crap. It's freaking WATER, by the time it hits your bloodstream, do you think it cares what the hell it was mixed with before hand?

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  • TurambarTurambar I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of gunsRegistered User regular
    I keep drinking gallons of tap water, yet I'm dying of thirst because these water clusters are too big to enter my cells!

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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz Waste Not, Waant Not Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Clearly it is a miracle that I have made it nearly three decades without becoming a dried husk.

    What with my water clusters being too large and shit.

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  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    Dudes of course I don't drink the Kangen water

    I continue to drink the sparkletts water from the big plastic bottle which infuriates her

    Here are other schemes that apparently work great on rich white ladies for those of you planning scams:

    Diet by blood type! Not just for weird Japanese astrology shit anymore!

    Gluten-free diets because if you eat normal bread, "the yeasts just build up inside you"

    Colon cleanse! it's always time for a thorough hosing!

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    I don't mind tap water, but starting a few months ago (when our fish died) we noticed that theres some weird cloudy stuff in our tap water now. So we switched to bottled

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    I don't mind tap water, but starting a few months ago (when our fish died) we noticed that theres some weird cloudy stuff in our tap water now. So we switched to bottled

    what if the cloudy stuff was clouds

    magic clouds

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Should start a generalized thread on completely insane crappy advertising that sounds fantastic but promises absolutely nothing. It would be hilarious.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I drink alcohol to avoid this whole pH of water debate.

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    I filter all my water through a cow's udders

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This water is strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Water is a major constituent of acid rain

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    If you're not drinking your water straight from the ocean, you ain't doing it right.

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Holy crap, guys, look, we're missing out. We can get the same water as Kangen water, but cheaper! Just look at this comparison!

    http://ionizerscompared.com/water-ionizer-comparison-table.html

    The Jupiter Melody only costs $1,500, and it's the same! I'm so sold!

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    that's another thing about bottled water that's sort of annoying, besides how stupidly wasteful it is

    since bottled water became a thing in what, the 90s? people's reactions to their tap water going bad has went from "what the fuck, fix this shit" to "oh well, I'll just starting giving a portion of my income to this company who'll put (likely) clean tap water in little plastic bottles for me"

    at least it's clear right guys

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    anybody need some snake oil

    cause I got some

    STEAM
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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Fuck your stupid Japanese weeaboo water, I gots the Hollywood celebrity shit right here:

    http://www.blingh2o.com/index.html
    Jesus Christ.

    That site lead me to this one:

    http://www.berkeleysprings.com/water/about.htm

    The idea of a water tasting festival seems pretty fucking weird to me.



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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    Next we have a vintage 1973 glass bottle of the finest tap water in the area.

    This bottle has a history as it rolled around in someone's trunk for years before it was discovered!

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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    mcp wrote:
    Fuck your stupid Japanese weeaboo water, I gots the Hollywood celebrity shit right here:

    http://www.blingh2o.com/index.html
    Jesus Christ.

    That site lead me to this one:

    http://www.berkeleysprings.com/water/about.htm

    The idea of a water tasting festival seems pretty fucking weird to me.

    That actually made me remember. Penn and Teller did one of their Bullshit episodes on bottle water, and it was freaking hilarious. The water tasting reminded me of it.

    Edit: Here it is on youtube! The restaurant scene at the end is hilarious

    Syphyre on
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  • StiltsStilts Memories are nice But that's all they areRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Another thing that's made the rounds with my mom: mangosteen.

    Back when she was buying it, a single bottle would cost around $50. Eventually the FDA called bullshit on Xango, but I doubt that stopped many people from buying it.

    It's clearly just a conspiracy by the FDA to convince people to line doctors' pockets with drug money instead of using natural remedies, right guys?

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    don't know a thing that you all are talking about in here, but I just want to say that one of my absolute favorite things about visiting New York last month was that all the restaurants I went to put a nice giant glass bottle of NYC tap water on the table for everyone to drink as they please.

    It was delicious and I ended up having like 4 or 5 or 6 glasses of water with every meal.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Bling H20 is often served room temperature yet wonderful chilled as a standalone beverage or as the perfect compliment to your preferred meal or cocktail.
    This site is ridiculous.

    mcp on
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  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote:
    Another thing that's made the rounds with my mom: mangosteen.

    Back when she was buying it, a single bottle would cost around $50. Eventually the FDA called bullshit on Xango, but I doubt that stopped many people from buying it.

    It's clearly just a conspiracy by the FDA to convince people to line doctors' pockets with drug money instead of using natural remedies, right guys?

    Gah I had to do my own research on that stuff. The current latest information I saw on it is that it may assist with reducing inflammation in a particular way, but anything other than that is a crock.

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  • Rorus RazRorus Raz Waste Not, Waant Not Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited November 2011
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    Accept no substitutes.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Whoever thinks tap water is universally OK has never been to Louisiana

    also I love Fiji water, fuck the haters

    That beings said, some of the crap out there is criminal. Dasani tastes like shit and it's pretty clear that it's just tap water with some additives.

    Jasconius on
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    Tap water being bad is an argument for better water treatment facilities and not for bottling water

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Tap water being bad is an argument for better water treatment facilities and not for bottling water

    Yes well

    this country has politicians who are openly in favor of abolishing the EPA


    so don't look for that anytime soon

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    I drink tap water all the time at home. I don't have a filter and I don't stock bottled water.

    But if I'm at a gas station? Fiji. Straight up, no questions.

    Zephyrhills comes in second place, in case I don't feel like paying 4 dollars for water.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    I buy bottled water when I need a water bottle

    couldn't give a fuck about the water inside it at the time of purchase

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