Ache[chat]

tyrannus

Arch wrote:

tyrannus wrote:

I heard my fence rattle pretty violently outside. It sounded like someone opened the gate, but I wasn't sure. no wind or anything. so it's either an animal or a burglar-to-be!!

you are already burlgerd

i am shooting to kill

also - from reddit, apparently! :

why would someone downvote this? its just true. im not encouraging anyone to go rape young children. im just saying that 15 year old girls are biologically engineered to be attractive so that males want to carry on the species.

Arch

reddit is horrible

Sarksus

all I'm sayin' is I wanna bang a 15 year old

bloodyroarxx

Who knew it would be so hard to sell this MW3 for 50$ 1 day in

Eddy

Variable wrote:

I wish I was better at starting to study earlier. I can really soak up information well, it actually surprises me lately, but I always end up cramming. in the end if I get a good score and remember the stuff it doesn't really matter but not having the stress would be nice.

although I kind of enjoy late night studying and stuff. but I could still do it even if I prepared earlier!

Late night studying is the best. So relaxing.

Eddy

Sarksus wrote: »

all I'm sayin' is I wanna bang a 15 year old

wandering

Eddy wrote:

Sarksus wrote: »

all I'm sayin' is I wanna bang a 15 year old

you could've! But you were too busy playing videogames and now that boat has sailed on

OnTheLastCastle

what 15 year old?

sig doesn't know abs are made in the kitchen. i am eating mcdonalds.

Arch

@Onthelastcastle are you gonna lol or what

I wanna go to sleep maybe

OnTheLastCastle

arch i'm gonna sleep. we should play tomorrow or something you butt.

i hate everyone.

DasUberEdward

tyrannus

Me and my gf where having a calm debate and during the debate, I ask her this, "If god himself came down before you and told you to kill me, would you?" She replied with, "I don't think you'd like my answer" (exact words). This from the person that I tell "I love you" to every day and night and she says it too. I'm just blowing off steam, fucking downvote if you want. Just needed to tell someone, I really love this girl too, I never want to leave her either. But I just don't know if she keeps putting religion in between us.

This is a bit of a stretch, but even granting the above then the OP's question should still be answered with a resounding, unequivocal "NO!" If god's commands are immoral than that god is immoral.

Serious advice to the OP: Get out of this relationship. If she has a 'dream revelation' or a psychotic episode in which she communes with her one true god then your life could very well be in danger. I have heard the ravings of many religious people who believed sincerely that god had given them a special purpose or a mission. It would be a travesty for her to wake up one day with the inclination to enact her version of the Abraham story.

OnTheLastCastle

let it be known that my threat to punch sig to the moon was real and she is on notice. i hope she likes mars.

Arch

OnTheLastCastle wrote:

arch i'm gonna sleep. we should play tomorrow or something you butt.

i hate everyone.

i am going to be far too busy tomorrow night

and like

every other night that is not tonight

but also I to should sleep

laterrrr

Zombiemambo

2 days of being semi-behaved when it comes to eating

already becoming much easier.

So It Goes

OnTheLastCastle wrote:

let it be known that my threat to punch sig to the moon was real and she is on notice. i hope she likes mars.

did you see my sig, son

did you

Arch

OnTheLastCastle wrote:

let it be known that my threat to punch sig to the moon was real and she is on notice. i hope she likes mars.

but the moon and mars are different places?

do you even know anything about planets?

OnTheLastCastle

arch you are on notice

i hope you like pluto

i'mma work out before i see you

Sarksus

McDonald's doesn't have a kitchen.

OnTheLastCastle

you are all on notice. you seen those kung fu movies where all the guys attack one dude.

RMS Oceanic

Yep, the media is already saying Italy may need a bailout.

My prophecy of a self-fulfilling prophecy is trundling along smoothly.

Eddy

OnTheLastCastle wrote: »

i'mma work out before i see you

this made me laugh

wandering

If you find out a 30 something high school teacher is having sex with one of his students, should you call the police in that situation?

Arch

Eddy wrote:

OnTheLastCastle wrote: »

i'mma work out before i see you

this made me laugh

:winky:

DasUberEdward

RMS Oceanic wrote:

Yep, the media is already saying Italy may need a bailout.

My prophecy of a self-fulfilling prophecy is trundling along smoothly.

pigs

Organichu

i'mma get a second job

i'mma tap into the kid's college fund

then you're DEAD, motherfucker




man, i really want to watch some more old chris rock

spool32

Sarksus wrote:

McDonald's doesn't have a kitchen.

They have a food assembly line.

Actually that's too kind... I don't think they assemble food.

spool32

wandering wrote:

If you find out a 30 something high school teacher is having sex with one of his students, should you call the police in that situation?

Hell fucking yes you should.

Definitely yes.

So It Goes

wandering wrote:

If you find out a 30 something high school teacher is having sex with one of his students, should you call the police in that situation?

you should report to child protective services

and also the police but CPS at the very least

So It Goes

I mean, who was it here that had a friend post on FB how she exploded a hamster in the microwave in front of a 12 year old?

I would have reported that and was pretty sad at the choice of action that person took.

OnTheLastCastle

Eddy wrote:

OnTheLastCastle wrote: »

i'mma work out before i see you

this made me laugh

eddy is my audience.

also anti drug

OnTheLastCastle

people who abuse children, animals and wait staff

why are they even alive

in a decent world i'd be able to ask them that and they'd self destruct

Captain Ultra

This is gonna sound kind of terrible, but well, I'm a Nebraska fan, and Nebraska plays Penn State this weekend. It feels to me that we should cancel the game.

Arch

argh what is wrong with me

i should just go to sleep because i have a mountain of work and i cant focus on it

but i just keep spacing out and looking at the same webpages over and over

the internet is a dangerous drug

So It Goes

Captain Ultra wrote:

This is gonna sound kind of terrible, but well, I'm a Nebraska fan, and Nebraska plays Penn State this weekend. It feels to me that we should cancel the game.

nah, don't take this out on the players

DasUberEdward

I think one of my friends wants to casually bone. Or else she's just lingering around in a sort of creepy way often during late nights.

awkward. this must be what it is like to know me.

Incenjucar

DasUberEdward wrote:

I think one of my friends wants to casually bone. Or else she's just lingering around in a sort of creepy way often during late nights.

awkward. this must be what it is like to know me.

Why is lingering around creepy?

Zampanov

Organichu wrote:

i'mma get a second job

i'mma tap into the kid's college fund

then you're DEAD, motherfucker




man, i really want to watch some more old chris rock

You betta HOPE I don't find no bullets on layaway

Organichu

i know this is gender essentialist and all

but what he says about men here is incredibly, poignantly true (for me, at least)

zeeny

Incenjucar wrote:

DasUberEdward wrote:

I think one of my friends wants to casually bone. Or else she's just lingering around in a sort of creepy way often during late nights.

awkward. this must be what it is like to know me.

Why is lingering around creepy?

....because we prefer to think people like to bone us.