Kids, no not the movie, we're talking the real deal

Quoth

Some of us have kids, or are about to have them. Share your stories of adorable or supremely annoying things they have done. You can also post pictures if the mods are ok with it, no camwhoring yourself as a baby though, I don't wanna see your ugly mug.

BABIES EVERYWHERE

RMS Oceanic

Can having a slightly indirect relationship with a child count for this thread?

One time I was playing with my Godson, and he ran into a room where a modern art portrait of me my sister had done for school hung, and he ran out saying "It's a monster, it's scary!"

Mr Fuzzbutt

kids are pretty disgusting

sorry to be the one to break the news

Quoth

Yes that is excellent

The kid does not need to be yours

Though don't make this thread about bitching about how you just can't stand parents who don't know how to control their womb droppings

RMS Oceanic

You were a kid once.

Quoth

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote:

kids are pretty disgusting

sorry to be the one to break the news

My kid pooped on me yesterday

His poop face is super serious

He knows he is doing god's work

Weaver

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Quoth

Aw yes gingersss

Blake T

Quoth wrote: »

Mr Fuzzbutt wrote:

kids are pretty disgusting

sorry to be the one to break the news

My kid pooped on me yesterday

His poop face is super serious

He knows he is doing god's work

How did he sneak shit on you then?

Weren't you looking at him through your viewfinder?

Tef

My friends are always bringing their kids down to my place and it's always fantastic fun. One of my friends' kids used to be quite sedentary, introverted and to be honest just big wusses. Now that they've been down to the farm a few times, we're always on a mission trying to get them to come inside for dinner. They're out riding motorbikes, fishing, feeding the animals and climbing trees. Basically doing fun stuff that kids ought to do. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside being part of getting them out of their shells

The Otaku Suppository

Look, sometimes I browse the forums in just my boxers. And now you have me looking at pictures of underage kids.

This is not a case of this isn't what it looks like. This is exactly what it looks like.

Ubik

people say goat cheese and milk is good but i dunno, i have some aversion to trying it

Tef

It's awesome. Fetta cheese is traditionally made with goat's milk I think.

Raijin Quickfoot

I'm up at 5:30 am again thanks to kids. I LOVE IT!!!

Gatsby

I'm looking forward to having kids at some point.

For now though, I enjoy my two younger cousins whom I rarely see but have fun with.

Edcrab

Gatsby wrote:

For now though, I enjoy my two younger cousins whom I rarely see but have fun with.

I was about to talk about my younger cousins and it occured to me that the eldest is 19 now.

Good god. I remember babysitting him while he laughed like a mad thing at Monty Python

Gatsby

Edcrab wrote: »

Gatsby wrote:

For now though, I enjoy my two younger cousins whom I rarely see but have fun with.

I was about to talk about my younger cousins and it occured to me that the eldest is 19 now.

Good god. I remember babysitting him while he laughed like a mad thing at Monty Python

Reminds me when I met one of HB's aunts. She couldn't believe she was 20 already, remembering the day she heard about the birth and telling all her 10 year old brothers and sisters who are now 30.

I still shudder when I recall talking with my brother's 9 year old step-son. We were playing Pokemon, and I was telling him about Red and Blue and when I first got them. And it hit me. He wasn't even born when they came out. I quietly walked out of the room and sat on the couch for a while after we finished our game.

Fyndir

I don't think that I ever want kids of my own, totally enjoy spending time with those of other people though.

Raijin Quickfoot

Here's some recent pics of Grayson. I don't have any of Morgan right now. I need to take some.


This is how he feels about all of you.




Super excited on his birthday. I'm guessing he is growling the word CHEESE really loud.

Raijin Quickfoot

I don't know why Photobucket turned that top one sideways...

FAQ

I was over visiting my 4 year old cousin last weekend.

He was in the bath when I arrived, he ran into the sitting room and said 'hey everybody I'm naked' while laughing like crazy. Then he started to roll all over the ground laughing continuously and repeating that he was naked

ChicoBlue

I didn't know you were related to Crwth, FAQ.

Keith

Keith

Edcrab wrote: »

Gatsby wrote:

For now though, I enjoy my two younger cousins whom I rarely see but have fun with.

I was about to talk about my younger cousins and it occured to me that the eldest is 19 now.

Good god. I remember babysitting him while he laughed like a mad thing at Monty Python

My eldest cousin (that's younger than me) just turned 21

She's only 2 years younger than me but I've always thought of her as being like 6 years younger minimum

#pipe

everybody SHUT UP and look at my nephews



LOOK AT THEM

Ubik

Keith wrote:

Beasteh

my lady has a 16 month old girl

gonna meet her tomorrow

excited about this...!!!

(i love kids so much)

Wren

Beasteh wrote:

my lady has a 16 month old girl

gonna meet her tomorrow

excited about this...!!!

(i love kids so much)

hmmmm

Beasteh

haha hm yes hm pedophilia what a funny thing to imply

in other news:

my cousin's youngest just started running, her identical twin sisters are nearly 4 now and they are absolutely perfect (fluent in french, sassy as heck)

Langly

Spoiler:

This morning henry woke up in his convict pjs and decided it would be a great time to play with blocks.

Gatsby

Beasteh wrote: »

my lady has a 16 month old girl

gonna meet her tomorrow

excited about this...!!!

(i love kids so much)

Eeeeee! This sounds so excellent!

Beasteh

when did henry stop being a baby

aaaaaahhh

Beasteh

Gatsby

Beasteh wrote: »

when did henry stop being a baby

aaaaaahhh

This further reinforces my fear/excitement at the prospect of a new generation of forumers in a decade or so...

SA

Keith wrote:

Larlar

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

I'm up at 5:30 am again thanks to kids. I LOVE IT!!!

You're still up for russian roulette later today, right?

Keith

SA wrote: »

Keith wrote:

SA

Keith wrote:

SA wrote: »

Keith wrote:

Quoth

So many cute babies

Excellent

Keith

SA wrote: »

Keith wrote:

SA wrote: »

Keith wrote:

King Riptor

So are pillow pets a good present for infants? I figure the ability to lay down on a toy makes them a good dual function gift.

I got a zebra for one neice and the tyranosaurus for the other.

Fuck that weird ladybug one. Creepy as shit.