Kids, no not the movie, we're talking the real deal

furlion

My 13 month old just flipped a clothes basket over on himself and could not get out from underneath it lol. I had to rescue him from his tiny baby prison.

Keith

I have those same legwarmers!

Sir Carcass

One thing I learned after having kids is that we're not so much raising them as just trying to keep them from killing themselves.

Langly

Striped Leg Warmers? Check

Diaper Uncovered? Check

Superman cape/shirt? Doublecheck

Peen

So happy to be on the playground

redfenix

I'm working on an ani gif on my son of a time lapse basically because i'm a big nerd

redfenix

Not only does SE have the prettiest people
they have the bestest babies

Janson

FAQ wrote:

I was over visiting my 4 year old cousin last weekend.

He was in the bath when I arrived, he ran into the sitting room and said 'hey everybody I'm naked' while laughing like crazy. Then he started to roll all over the ground laughing continuously and repeating that he was naked

I have told this story before but

when my brother was 3 or 4 years old we had this tiny little metal trophy

and he would just roll back his foreskin and pop it under there and then roll it back down so he had a trophy-shaped penis

and he would run and show this to my mother's guests

#pipe wrote:

LOOK AT THEM

Spoiler:

Okay this is pretty adorable

Beasteh wrote:

when did henry stop being a baby

aaaaaahhh

I know, right?!

They are all adorable, all of them (love the superman cape!)

Although I'm suddenly realising that girls are hideously underrepresented, where are all the daughters

ThreeCubed

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Are you training in 10,000 times Earth's gravity?

I love you.

Langly

that superman shot is at a panera by the way, he knows how to dress for the public eye

ThreeCubed

Sir Carcass wrote:

One thing I learned after having kids is that we're not so much raising them as just trying to keep them from killing themselves.

Michael J Fox said having kids is like being on constant suicide watch.

So, uh, basically what you just said.

But I love Michael J Fox and wanted to bring him into this.

Keith

Margarazzi wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Are you training in 10,000 times Earth's gravity?

I love you.

Sir Carcass

He just started school a couple of weeks ago. That's crazy to me.

ThreeCubed

Oh my GAWD we're putting all the babies in leg warmers now?

Ok, someone impregnate me right now!

KalTorak

Sir Carcass wrote:

One thing I learned after having kids is that we're not so much raising them as just trying to keep them from killing themselves.

way to subvert Darwin

jerk

ThreeCubed

Keith wrote:

Margarazzi wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Are you training in 10,000 times Earth's gravity?

I love you.

Aaron looks like Jorma Taccone from The Lonely Island there.

Xaquin

Behold my adorable son!




UNIX .... I know this ....

also, my other son who was adorable before he became 5. Perhaps he will be again one day.

Quoth

No leg warmers here, his legs do not need warming

He is sweating on my arm right this moment

ThreeCubed

You all have superior babies.

Janson

D'aw penguin top

I really, really want these

ThreeCubed

Janson wrote:

D'aw penguin top

I really, really want these

The Gray ones are the cutest, yeah?

E: Pfft, they're out of stock.

Quoth

Those are good socks

We had some fun ones that looked like sneakers

Unfortunately my kid with his massive feet grew out of them super fast

Janson

Yes, although I do really like the burgundy, too

Peen

Janson wrote:

Although I'm suddenly realising that girls are hideously underrepresented, where are all the daughters

This just means my kid is automatically the prettiest, I'm ok with that.

Also she has some tights with Mary Janes printed on the feet that she's going to wear for her first birthday and they're holy shit cute.

Janson

Quoth wrote:

Those are good socks

We had some fun ones that looked like sneakers

Unfortunately my kid with his massive feet grew out of them super fast

This is the only problem with children! So much cute stuff, and yet they grow so quickly

redfenix

Margarazzi wrote:

Oh my GAWD we're putting all the babies in leg warmers now?

Ok, someone impregnate me right now!

omw. ill bring the baby juice, you bring the wine coolers and Stella D'oro breakfast treats

Keith

:cry:

ThreeCubed

redfenix wrote:

Margarazzi wrote:

Oh my GAWD we're putting all the babies in leg warmers now?

Ok, someone impregnate me right now!

omw. ill bring the baby juice, you bring the wine coolers and Stella D'oro breakfast treats

Great. I get all naming rights.

ThreeCubed

Janson wrote:

Yes, although I do really like the burgundy, too

Check your peems, girl. You didn't participate in Secret Satan, but you're being forced into presents.

The Geek

Note, those are not my kids. It is a joke for Weaver from a while ago.

Janson

Margarazzi wrote:

Janson wrote:

Yes, although I do really like the burgundy, too

Check your peems, girl. You didn't participate in Secret Satan, but you're being forced into presents.

You are the best <3

Janson

I'd post a photo of my current babies, but we already have a kitty thread

skettios

My friend's kid is big.
People occasionally ask why he isn't talking, to which they inform them that he's not even 1 and a half yet!

I got him the duck pillow pet. It chills in his crib.

Janson

One of Mori's cousin's children is huuuuge, we saw him at two months and then at six months and we honestly could not believe he was only six months old! He was/is such a serious little chap, too. Gorgeous in photos, though!

His brother is more normal baby sized, although I have only seen him once since he was born.

skettios

Quoth wrote: »

Just to address a previous question, pillow pets may not be a good present for a little tiny baby... They can be used, but not unsupervised

These days, you're not supposed to let your baby sleep in/on anything but a mattress with a sheet, no blankets, no pillows, no toys, nada

But a pillow pet would probably be good for tummy time!

the pillow pet didn't join him in the crib till it was safe to
before that it just went with him places

Moriveth

It makes sense if you see his dad, though.

That guy is tall.

Janson

Yet stores are still permitted to sell crib bumpers...

Xaquin

Janson wrote:

Yet stores are still permitted to sell crib bumpers...

what's wrong with them?

Raijin Quickfoot

Settle down, Keith.

Keith

Whoa, hey, what did I do?